I’d not claim Bluesky is perfect, it is more left leaning which suits me as that’s what I am, there is bias but compared to the right bias on twitter it’s mild

One big thing I took from the bible that no one seems to talk about is the lesson, do not trust talking snakes! Tho I’m not religious I’ve never trusted a single talking snake I’ve met

This whole religious angle from the right n all over twitter I think I understand, they see Christians as suckers who will fall for their nonsense, true Christians should be appalled by this, their actions are the things Jesus would hate, big J was all about kindness

Apparently 80-85% of the world are religious, bit surprised it’s so high, as an atheist I don’t believe there is a god and never seen any reason to think I’m wrong, but am I right n 80% wrong? I’m fairly sure I am, guess I’ll find out come the rapture

Ended up having a kid free weekend, great, time to do all the things I need doing while I have the chance, currently done zero things and been in bed watching telly all day

Goes without saying it’s a big game tomorrow, vital 3 points to reel in the teams on 18 points and get a little gap to the bottom 3 #nffc

Just done the #fortnite live event with the kids, was a decent one, best one since the Star Wars one which feels years ago

I try not to mock those with faith but no one actually thinks Noah is an actual story of fact?

Update on my Twitter, upto 37 now, last 8 new followers were 100% bots, it’s a 85/15% ratio bots to humans now

@digitaltoast.bsky.social had a quick read of your bio, you seem a great guy and deffo worth a follow, hope we have one of my random chats one day, hope you don’t mind nonsense 🤣

Day by day I see a list of companies who are dicks n we should all bin off, can at least one big company not be massive dicks for god sake?

The algorithm here is all over, posts I see vary from 2mins ago to 18hrs ago

With Ant Middleton being found to have spilled confidential secrets the right would try n distance themselves, they have just tried to make out it’s not so bad tho

These days kids don’t really drink or do drugs, Gen Z? More like Gen zzzzzz

Lot of the right banging on about us being a Christian country, so, are you religious? I’m not and I’m not one to mock those who are so just interested

The old Christmas trees being called for trees (as they always have been) outrage is still goin in over on twitter. “You can’t even say Christmas these days” which of course you can and no one is offended

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I’m not saying I’m not getting a decent size cash bonus this year but my boss has really been making a point about the chocolate oranges we are all getting

So when the president pardons a turkey (ridiculous) does that turkey then go off n retire before dying of old age?

Not read the story but I’m guessing he fails it by just being a big old racist?

Can someone message me late December to remind me to cancel my the athletic sub which I accidentally paid for a whole year last Jan

Just read a story about the World Cup, big revelation that England could have a hard path to the final or maybe an easy one, glad that was cleared up

It’s almost impressive how awful Slot has made Liverpool, in ya head Arnie? #nffc

For those not on twitter, the rights current thing is Jesus, you can’t even say merry Christmas, only reform can save us all, mixed in with the usual kick out n hate all foreigners stuff

Rich people with offshore accounts to avoid tax threatening to leave? Oh no, how will we cope without their zero tax?

In about 6wks I turn 47, which frankly is bullshit

Up to 60k, go on, give it a share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Soon be that special time of year with the 62 weeks from December payday to the end of Jan

I love magic and tried to book a magician for my bday once “Can I book you for a bday?” “What age?” “26” “About how many guests?” “Errrm it’s just me” Didn’t hear back

Tonight I did some more fantastic parking, I’d post pics but you dicks will just slate my little car like the bastards you are!

Off to sleep, been a good night, did maybe the funniest post I’ve ever done for 2likes n had a really fun n random convo with someone I came across on a random post, social media is great sometimes

I once dated a catfish for over a year, so yeah I’m one for calling out Joseph

Saw a Trump speech today, started off with Epstein is all a hoax, ended with that they are investigating anyone mentioned in them, so investigating a hoax? Make it at least make sense

Soon be time for nativity, the story of histories biggest sucker Joseph. “I’m pregnant” “But we haven’t had sex” “It’s errrrm gods, oh n ignore the 3 random men who come to the north with gifts” Oh Joe you poor fool, even little donkey knew what was going on.

Social media allows us to talk to people across the world, yet discussion is actually dead, I’d love to talk to 2 groups, those who have faith so I can understand why and reform voters so they can tell me 1 actual reason they would vote for them that isn’t just racism

Following on from #reform pledging to save 25bil, I’m announcing that I have a plan to save 26bil, not being in power makes it super easy to promise all kinds of bullshit

A good 70% of people who know me assume I’m either bi or gay (when me n the ex wife split she asked if I was gay) granted it’s cuz I act fairly gay, but I’m a straight, shame really as I’d clean up as a gay while as a straight woman have standards so keep well clear.

@teetemz.bsky.social saw the Nigeria score today, ffs mate! 🙁

This may sound patronising which it isn’t, but I envy Scotland, real drama and excitement in qualifying, England didn’t concede a goal n quality as usual really easy, I remember a time we failed to qualify for stuff

Free boobs or willies (whichever you prefer) Now I have your attention - free Palestine

So many promises and plans from reform, obviously with no power it’s easy to promise anything n then not deliver, but we have a few councils to judge how they would do, let me have a quick look, turns out they have done a shite job

“Not all men” the line of the wanker, but it’s true, not all men are wankers, many many are and a danger to woman so you girls are right to be worried about us, am I great guy and not a wanker? No I am not, but I do own my own air fryer so I’m bit of a catch ladies.

Just bought a tube of anusol from Tesco and the package doesn’t even mention Christmas! Once my bum hole feels better I’m gonna paint a roundabout

I see the “you can’t even say Christmas these days” gang are out in force, you can say it of course and Muslims won’t give a shit

I don’t go to church, but as Tommy Ten names n his collection of far right “patriots,” mostly meaty, middle aged, bald, white fellas, I assume Sunday sermons are like an away day to the old den 🤔

Telephones are mad, how did my voice go down a wire then pop out a different phone n sound (sort of) like me? It truly baffles me to this day, don’t even get me started on how mobile phones work, some sort of magic I assume.

At times I’ve fancied writing a book, years ago I did start one, year or so in I had about 6 chapters, after reading it thru o realised I’d basically wrote the start of the book the Magician by Raymond Feist, I gave up

I have a small twitter account for sports stuff, 20odd followers (60% sex bots), over there it’s all rally to stop the boats n stuff, even if I were a big ol racist (I’m not) I’m far to lazy to rally against anything.