I have zero interest in the ballon D’or, never watched it, don’t care who wins it, though I may well watch it next year when Elliot Anderson wins it #nffc

Thanks mum! Not only did you smoke while I was in the womb which explains why I’m so little, but seems like you took paracetamol too which would explain my general awful mental health.

I read a few of the sports pages of the papers online, today we have loads about Liverpool,lots of United stuff, plenty on Eze against Port Vale (I do rate him), nothing at all about us drawing in Europe, I know we get ignored but that’s ridiculous #nffc

Being a party not in power is well easy, just say any old crap and promise the world, with no power you never have to prove any of your “plans”

The 2020s will be looked back on my people in the future as the age of the stupid.

You could think of the stupidest thing you could think to say in most subjects and somewhere you will find a reform person saying it.

Lars Bohinen at White Hart Lane from this week in 1994. That finish. You’d be lucky to find filth like that on the top shelf at your local newsagent.

Can you cook a swan in an air fryer? Asking for my friend who arrived in a small boat last week.

If all the previous lies and nonsense wasn’t enough for people I’m hoping that Farage claim that foreigners are catching and eating swans, is now enough for people to see what an absolute twat he is.

Forest play in Europe, Notts win the country championship, oh Nottingham, you really are full of fun #nffc

A brief message… BRILLIANT‼️

Watched highlights of the game today as I couldn’t watch it last night, that first half was wow! Bit disappointing to not see it out but I’m board with Ange ball and it’s just great to see us back in Europe (even if tranmere fan Dave doesn’t like it) #nffc

4yrs ago minus 3 days we hired Steve Cooper after being bottom of the championship and our worst start for like 100yrs, tonight we drew away at Betis in the Europa league. It’s been a mental ride #nffc

For those of you wondering how the British press reports on Tramp

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper

I hate how bouncy some castles are now. What ever happened to nice, firm castles that don't send unsuspecting castlegoers violently flailing into each other in a desperate bid for equilibrium..

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Jeep problems

Jags win! I had no doubts at all (do not check my timeline)

At school they need to teach kids about proper toilet paper use amounts, had a 9 pack and after two weekends having the boys I’m down to 3!

I don’t watch strictly and have no interest in at all, it’s ballroom dancing, but I do hope that Thomas Skinner breaks his legs or something, tho I despise the word I’d even give that a “bosh”

Glanced away from the Rams vs Eagles game, was 0-7 to the eagles then suddenly it’s 16-7 rams, my Jags 7-3 up, plenty of time to blow it though.

I’ve lost a filling and have awful toothache, I want to pull all my teeth out, as a man there is no worse pain than toothache

Rob Green nails it

I live on a very multicultural street, we have English, Indian, Pakistani, polish and Romanian people (probably others) we have had the police on our road 3 times this year, I won’t say the ethnicity of the lad who lives there but I’ll just say he loves to hang a flag.

Driving down a road near my house, every lamppost has a St George or Union Jack flag, for a moment I thought how great it looks, then I remembered why they are all up 😞

Charlie Durp

Offered without comment, on second thoughts. This manis a complete twat

Read a story about United being 800mil in debt, next story was about them bidding 70mil for Anderson in Jan, how? Isn’t PSR there to stop clubs being in loads of debt n keep spending? #nffc

Tried to join Bumble, got thru it all then it wanted 10pics, I’m 46, I do not have 10 recent pics of myself I’d want people to see.

I’ve now watched the NFL for 6 years, I still have no idea what a nickel defence is.

Ahhh me heartys, it be time to take to the seas as the lands have been taken over by scoundrels, shiver me timbers etc

I hear she retired after being scared by a ghost, something she fears most.

I'm sure @zackpolanski.bsky.social would welcome us all.

Fuck Farage, fuck reform, fuck Trump, fuck Musk etc, I can say that using the free speech we apparently don’t have here, excuse me a second as the police are at my door, sure it’s a coincidence.

Russia invade polish airspace twice and now Estonian airspace, can’t wait for the repercussions, I’m joking, there won’t be any.

Nice of Camila and Melania to troll Trump my dressing as the Ukraine flag

Asked a question about rejoining the EU, got a reply saying I should “rejoin my hairline” granted thats kinda funny but also a sign that the bellends have infiltrated Bluesky, they had no pic so I assume they are very ugly.

Like many divorced dads I have a “every other weekend” deal with my ex, I had my kids last weekend, I’ll also be having them this weekend and the next one, I ain’t going two weeks but seeing my kids.

Dutch late night TV has its take

@teetemz.bsky.social good news about Strand Larson mate

So when we recognise Palestine as a state, will that make pro Palestine protests legal again? Asking for a friend, that friend is my nan.

Well that Corbin thing is a bust, guess it’s time for me to back the greens or something

This is absolutely beautiful

Israel has declared Greta Thunberg a terrorist and plans to detain her indefinately in one of their torture camps if she dares to come near Israel in her Freedom Flotilla. Do you stand with Greta Thunberg against the monsterous Israel?

Sound up. This is brilliant.

"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling."