The enigma that is Everton

I don't get Merseyrail too often, but when I do it's nice to see there are still plenty of twats taking up two seats

Quality journalism from BBC 🙄

I'll add my fuck off Everton to everyone else's

He score goals for fun. Virgin van dyke. He scores goals for fun

One day there will be a referee up to to handling a game like this. I'm being a dickhead aren't I. Never happening

Dear Satan I know these have had a pact with you for decades and they sacrifice kittens puppies and rabbits for you, but you can have my soul for a 3-2 97th winner today against these twats. Cheers

Come along & help us celebrate 20 years of Health Through Sport & of Howards career at Everton as a player & manager 👊 A host of ex Everton players will also be attending.Going to be a great night.Hope to see you there #COYB #NSNO 💙👍Re Posts appreciated. Thx.

I never knew Rooneys missus was a dirty red. Team Rebekah Vardy me now

I'm sad about Ricky Hatton. Gone far too young. But please, please, & this is aimed mostly, but not exclusively, at men/boys. Talk to someone, anyone. Your missus, your boss. Your mate in the pub. It's easy for me to say, but don't let it fester. There are people/ places that can & will help.x💙

Michael Oliver obviously has a tenner on them

The Devil's Own strike again

Notts forest can fook right off. Ruined my weekend the scabs

If we could control a ball or pass to someone in the same coloured shirt or tackle, we'd be OK #UTFT

I thought Man City had bought the league?

The best thing about Facebook is that I didn't realise 90% followed football let alone were Red Shite 🤔

Even Jack Harrison loves me and the boy 😆 Up the fucking autograph signing toffees

If you've left Twatter, fear not. It's still as toxic as fook 😔

Liverpool Airport ripping off even more

Big Red are fewmin over on twitter 🤣

Villa can fuck raaar off. Another last man bites the dust 😔

I really hope it's Carsley and not Mourinho

It's 01.06. I'm half pissed and I fucking hate Dyche and Everton. Weekend ruining twats

I'm working tonight. I've no problems dropping mykolenko off at man air for free

Kavanagh is one twat of a ref by the way

Fuck right off now

@denbighcastle.bsky.social yes yes on it. Up the fuckin blues and Denbigh Castle

I'm sorry but England kicking game is poor and we've been twatted in the aerial kicking game. That said I reckon we'll win by 4

Right. I'm off out to town for some beers. I'll get the toxicity back when I'm pissed later. Come on admit you miss it. It's like a Care Bear meets My little Pony film here 😉

Repost for a chance to win this Charlatans bobble hat Might as well kick things off with a gift - winner picked at 9pm this Sunday

Well it's a much nicer platform on here and not many pesky reds or dense barcodes popping up which is a Brucey Bonus Have we found our Nirvana?

Hello! Looking for new bluesky gang who care about the NHS! Twitter is a truly terrible place and I’m sure many of us were connected on there. Could you like and share this, and I’ll follow you back? Ju🤞💙

Can you swear on here?