Trump seems to be loosing what’s left of his worm riddled mind tonight on TS … stay tuned 🥤🍿

Ok then 😳🏌️‍♀️

It’s hilarious how horribly Liverpool have defended the title 🤣

Well in Richie !!! ((((((((⚽️

We played well and got beat, it’s bloody annoying but here we are.

Barry could have just not known where to put his mates? Let’s face it he struggles with putting the ball in the right place too.

Pickford came out a bit too late ☹️

I’m excited for the match tomorrow 😬

Anyone in Portland know where I can watch Everton tomorrow?? I’ll watch it at home if no one wants to come out and play ☹️

Is it just me ?? He said he’s making octopuses 😳

Going downtown Portland to ask ICE the hard hitting questions scousers want to know like , “what are you doing lad” And a special Brian one “ no lad no” 🤣🤣🤣

Nightmare to wake up to in my kids house… where’s your mellow birds or Nescafé 🤷‍♀️

It’s so nice to hear rain falling again 🌧️☔️

Raining in Vancouver, there’s a shocker 🤣

Border patrol will be fun 🇨🇦🇺🇸

Airport Beer ✈️ standard even on a work trip. 🍺

Woah Galatasaray 🤣

I don’t want to see Trump assassinated, I just want to see him in a regular prison, one they take other serial pedophiles to. With his name on the sex offenders registry.

In a meeting and a coworker described another person as being “down on herself” I was immediately ready with the joke “if I could do that I’d never leave the house” Thankfully professional Paula was in the house. 😊

Off to the hospital to translate scouse to English for the nurses treating my mum. 😊

I like Hackney for Middlesbrough and he’s young. For Everton obviously before you all jump in. 😊

Fell to sleep on a piece of fruit and nut . Woke up like a disgruntled prisoner. 💩

Cheetos are not a patch on Wotsits.

Just been served a hot piece of apple crumble with what is best described as a caramel choc ice melting on top . (Didn’t want to take a pic , was a posh place) It was delicious 😋

Cooking for my week ahead and listening to the FA Cup … brilliant Saturday and yes I’m that boring.🥱

I love cats but if your account is all about your cat and you give it hats and a personality.. I’m out🤷‍♀️

How did I only just find out the clocks got forward this weekend 😴😫

Love all your lovely music posts on this Friday night. I’ll dig out my Hansons album to add to the mood. 🤣

Looking at all the new rules for the World Cup . I was at the one where they introduced VAR and it looked good there. No doubt our premier league refs will fuck them up too if they are introduced after a good showing in the World Cup.

Iranians should take note of the date of Pam Bondi’s appearance before the Epstein Oversight Committee. Around about then the big bombs are going to fly.

I made soup , there will be no pictures as it tastes delicious but looks like barf. 👩‍🍳🥣

If you know a spurs fan, give them a call…. And laugh 😂

All of those worried Spurs faces , that was us not long ago.

I say it again

Oh dear Tottenham 🤦🏼‍♀️

If you’ve never had a cruffin with your cuppa you’re missing out 😋

Beating Newcastle isn’t for everyone it seems 🤣

Never felt more like singing the blues 💙💙💙💙💙

Wouldn’t kick Rob Edwards outta my log cabin 😜

Ha ha ha ha 😂

I think McNeil might need his legs rubbed after that performance, all of em 😊

We need a second goal cos Everton 😬

Oh Dad 😩

Raise the roof off the Hill Dickinson tonight you loony’s. I want a streaker and everything.

It’s all looking peachy for my trip to the states 😩

Americans pronouncing Iran “eye-ran” is really doing my melon.

“Maybe you should think about putting some salt there mate , someone will break..oh ok , ok , I’ll continue to fuck off” 😡

When you’re reaching back to in part conflict in the 80’s to justify war today then you have “Epstein Files Syndrome” Get them out , get him out. Simple.

@reecedinsdale.bsky.social in the far reaching corners of Canada, watching a show called “Moving on” and your face pops up. I’m sure you don’t even remember it.

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