England have reached the traditional stage of a bad tournament , the sacrificing one player to the media to issue a rallying cry stage. 😏

3 months wages some England fans paid to get there for that .

Who let Southgate into training this week. #England #FIFAWorldCup

Gordon is so easily pushed off the ball .

American commentators are driving me crazy 🤦🏼‍♀️

Where’s your car in the parking lot Paula ? Representing in Canada 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇦

A new thing here is people tie a scarf to your passenger window mirror which you only notice when you start driving. After you stop to take it off with your car running they get in and drive away. Is it a new move or just new for us ??

Bloody sad British section in the local co-op .

Happy fathers day to this plonker who made me a blue 💙

To justify my day as a football slob on my couch in my pjs I’m going to run to Walmart for my snacks. It’s the little things guys 🏃🏼‍♀️

Aussies , you have one mission today ⚽️🦘🇦🇺🐨

Jonathan David of Canada tied with Lionel Messi for the World Cup golden boot 😊 🇨🇦🇨🇦 #worldcup

Oh god I’ve just said “love you bye” to our T-Shirt supplier. 🤦🏼‍♀️

The reflecting pool is simply mirroring the White House itself. Dress it up however you like polish it, paint it, make it bigger but you can’t stop the scum from rising to the surface.

Please don’t 😒

Under any other president, algae in a pond would be a major scandal. But when the current occupant has already fallen over and repeatedly managed to get his Dick stuck in places it had no business being, a little pond scum hardly seems worth the fuss when we have White House scum 🤷‍♀️

I’m right off the Nicks now they’re going to the White House. “NBA Champions who” ? 🤷‍♀️

This is a very primitive but probably very effective.

I used to laugh at men complaining about “man flu”. I owe them an apology. This clearly is a catastrophic illness and I may only have hours left. Pray for me. 🙏🏻

This is brilliant 🤣

Well today is our turn. Come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I guess this will work for Friday also.

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I often get ridiculed for not liking fruit (yes even the berries) I eat lots of vegetables people.

Some decent money if you had all matches today as draws (which i didn’t) 😩 #FIFAWORLDCUP2026

Run done but I should apologize to anyone traveling down Beddington trail NW Calgary if you got a shot of my butt crack. The new shorts were my size on the package. 😬

Been talking myself into a run for 2 hours now . Still not managed it 🤦🏼‍♀️

Knew they existed but i seen my first Black wolf .

What time is Trump signing his surrender today?

Trump, just finish the peace deal. If you’ve spent billions only to end up with a worse agreement than Obama managed, there’s no point dragging it out. Sign it and brace yourself for the well-deserved subsequent shit eating.

Today is a day for staying in bed and watching football ☺️

Pochettino is getting a little Paunchettino , enjoying life in the USA I see 👀

Come on Canada 🇨🇦

No way the Grifter in chief is going to sign a deal with Iran this weekend when there’s grifting to be done on the White House lawn. With not a single fuck given for your weekly grocery prices.

Today I’ll be cheering on my second passport. Come on Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Someone never put oil in my car and it may be un-fixable. When I find out who that is 😡 Yes I’m an idiot 🤦🏼‍♀️

Turned into a decent match this .

I take everyone who visits me to this place, it’s truly gorgeous 🇨🇦

Seriously suspect Reffing in that match . Hopefully not a taste of things to come #WorldCup

“The Department of War for Pete Hegseth the Department of Sex for the GOP. Everyone should be named after their favorite hobby.”

Having your tits out with your country flag draped over isn’t supporting your team but full marks 👍🏻 Hang on is it ? Where’s my flag? 🤣

When people ask me if I like football, I say “yes, I do like football. But not Burnley. Burnley can fuck off.”

Trump already got the kickbacks and the kudos that came with securing the World Cup. Now he’s moved on. He’s not concerned about your safety, and he’s certainly not concerned about the damage being done to the game. The sooner we accept that and simply get through this, the better. He’s poison.

Wow 6am beers , very progressive of my province 😬 globalnews.ca/news/1189648...

Seems to be an “all pile on Everton” day , what’s new 🤷‍♀️

All this World Cup shit is making me miss the premier league and Everton. I know I’ll get help immediately 🤒

My car broke down in an indigenous reserve on Sunday night. They tend to keep themselves to themselves so I wasn’t sure what to expect seeing as we are only supposed to pass through on their roads . Bloody brilliant people, couldn’t do enough. 😊

I can’t help but think there’s something fishy about Trump attending the Knicks game. What’s on the menu this time? Another conveniently timed “assassination attempt” to generate sympathy? An attempted shove from an “obviously Democrat” attacker? This isn’t just Trump ruining a sporting event 🤔

Im in a serious love/hate relationship with the World Cup at the moment. I should be happy that in part it’s in my country also and the times of the matches will be reasonable . Trump ruins Joy

There’s a few swampy Twitter people creeping on here sadly.