P-Malone
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Here for the football ⚽️
#EvertonFC
If you’re an angry person jog on. 🇨🇦 Brit living in Calgary
F U Trump 🖕🏻
about 13 hours ago
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Dirty stop out tonight and struggling to wind down 🤦🏼♀️
1 day ago
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I expected this match to be a little more entertaining.
1 day ago
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Sat chatting with my mums oncologist, he’s a nice fella . I take it all back 😬
1 day ago
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Walking around the hospital behind my mum carrying her oxygen tank like her entourage.
1 day ago
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There’s a few things I still refuse to say after 32 years a resident of Canada. 🔵 Soccer 🔵 French Fries 🔵 awesome 🔵 Fanny pack Are the ones coming to mind first.
1 day ago
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Well the ambulance ban for my mother is taking full effect today. I will be fulfilling my daughter duties taking my mum to all of her appointments. I’m sure to be called at least one not so complimentary name as I’m bundling her into the wheelchair.
1 day ago
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This Colbert interview has renewed my Obama crush and I’m not afraid to say it.
1 day ago
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*Switches off tv Can’t stand seeing Arteta happy.
2 days ago
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Incase you feel your being paranoid 👇🏻
3 days ago
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Everton The Sitcom
3 days ago
Today is my birthday, and thanks to Clatterbridge I get to celebrate a few more. As a way to wish me happy birthday, i'd like you to all share this. Ive over 1000 followers and if you all share it could make a huge difference. If i can get 500 people to donate just £1, it would make an impact.Thanks
add a skeleton here at some point
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RFK Jr looks like he’s only just been given that body and head and he’s constantly in shock that he has to use it.
3 days ago
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Interesting fact ☝️ In our last four games, not one opposing player has received a yellow card, despite them committing 32 fouls against us.
3 days ago
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A candidate who campaigns, even in part, on removing Trump’s name and branding from public spaces is likely to win decisively in 2028. Just a thought 🤔
3 days ago
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Anyone started breathing again yet ??
#Everton
3 days ago
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Barry on a hat trick aren’t words i expected to say today.
#Everton
3 days ago
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I’m in shock 😳
#Everton
3 days ago
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Rhol has some wheels on him.
3 days ago
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It’s Fucking Beglin.
3 days ago
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Changed the hold music to “spirit of the blues” at work. Let’s see if I get complaints 😬
4 days ago
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Alright, been up working since 6 to get the afternoon off. UP THE FUCKIN TOFFEES!!!! 💙
4 days ago
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I’m hearing horror stories from my friend who’s still on Twitter/X. Antisemitism I’d rife apparently (she’s Jewish). I have no clue why people stay on there . My nerves were gone when I left 6 years ago, it’s not entertainment people.
4 days ago
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All this Greenpeace talk takes me back to the day the police woke us up because my dad and his greepeace buddies decided it was a good idea to to climb the ICI tower in Billingham to protest . Yes he was a scouse activist.
4 days ago
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Just cos you don’t have to go to work tomorrow .. Bloody show offs 🙄
4 days ago
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Ordered Greek food , the line was so bad and there was a bit of a language barrier so I have no clue what I’m getting. Fun times 🤦🏼♀️
4 days ago
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milo
4 days ago
Me cousin’s after a spare for tomorrow, if anyone’s got one going…
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Take it back 🤷♀️
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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That’s a decent looking Villa team . I don’t fancy spurs chances here.
5 days ago
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Same girls at 21 ☺️
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5 days ago
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There’s two remote controls missing in my place so I ordered a pack of 3 universal remote’s so they would turn up. I’m a genius 🤷♀️
5 days ago
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United a different team so far in the second half, i can see this going sideways.
5 days ago
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I got out of bed to shower and change my sheets, got back in ,now I’m not moving, bring on the movies.🎦
5 days ago
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Friends want me to go out but it means wearing mascara and making an effort. I’ve not moved from my couch today 😴
6 days ago
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How many times Donald 🤦🏼♀️ Sick of it now 😬
6 days ago
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Fuck off Arteta
6 days ago
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Just found this pic of my twins aged 4 🥰
6 days ago
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My complete dislike for Arteta is putting me in quite the pickle today 😏
6 days ago
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So now because I’m a British citizen i can no longer travel to the UK without a valid British passport. I can’t get in on my Canadian one anymore. WTF is happening there?
6 days ago
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My neighbor just asked if I’d seen her dog . It’s been missing for 24 hours. After stumbling upon a coyote den with many dog an cat collars i don’t fancy her chances sadly 😢
6 days ago
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If Arsenal win we’re getting battered. If Arsenal lose we’re getting battered. Or are we 🤔
6 days ago
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I’m going to be annoying today I have too much time on my hands. 😈
6 days ago
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This hair pulling crap is driving me crazy. “There’s an ongoing VAR check for nipple tweeking” That’s next mark my words.
6 days ago
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First time in ages there’s no 5.30 match and I’m up anyway 🤦🏼♀️
6 days ago
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Off to give my mum a cuddle after her ordeal and I’m not ashamed to say I need one off her too 🥰
7 days ago
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Is it sad that I’m excited because it “might” rain tomorrow. Not seen rain in ages 😫
7 days ago
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My mother fell getting into the ambulance that takes her from hospital to her chemo. Now they won’t take her via ambulance anymore because she’s too much of a risk. Spent all morning fighting.
7 days ago
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Yesterday and I was called a “cowboy hat wearing fake lib-tard” privately I might add. Sadly I have a cowboy hat but I reserve it for the Calgary stampede and other Wild West adventures. 🤠
7 days ago
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Talk a shite game and play one too (co-ed) but I am literally the best field liner. Gis a job at the HD 🙋🏼♀️
8 days ago
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17,000 steps and I look like I’ve been at a teenage boys wank-fest. Same again tomorrow. We need to give the lines people a raise 😫
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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It’s all glam running a football academy until the guys lining the field don’t turn up and I have to.
9 days ago
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