I’ve just realised the amount of luggage I’m going to need to bring with me on a three day long weekend to a city an hour away because of all my Halloween shite.

Was really upset by this earlier and was gonna put something on. But I saw this and thought ‘you know what’s she would have loved that’ So just sharing this instead 🤣💙💙

For the hearts of dogs are easily corrupted.

Tomorrow begins Domestic Violence Awareness Month. As of 2024, nearly 1 in 2 women and 1 in 5 men have reported experiencing intimate partner violence in their lifetime.

The ref waiting to blow the whistle til Liverpool scored backfired horribly this time.

Wonder what minute the penalty will come.

Happy Friday Eve, I haven’t posted the silly goose on here for a while so:

The only thing getting me through today is knowing there is a new season of taskmaster tonight.

Home sick in bed = purchased an unhinged amount of Halloween decor.

Well that was fun.

Keane header 87th minute.

Everton at the pool 💙

I love when Pandora reminds of songs I completely forgot about.

Three Halloween costumes finalized in August - a little later than last year but I don’t have to do nearly as much sewing.

Ah good my mother hadn’t sent me insane texts in a while.

I got to the pool at 11 am. I have reapplied sun cream 4 times. The people on either side of me haven’t reapplied once yet. I’m still going to get sunburned and I bet they won’t. #gingerproblems

Feeling pretty good about this but I’ll definitely be changing it multiple times.

Used a pita thins instead of bread for my soldiers this morning and I’m never going back.

New gym shoes, let’s see how well I keep up with it this time 🤣

10 years. 95 contestants. 1 Taskmaster. 🎂

My ex asked me if England were playing North Korea would I still root against England. First of all that match would never happen. Second of all, yes.

Why do I even bother watching sports

This is why I didn’t spend $150 on a seat and $200 a night on hotels.

This might go on record for the most shit 10 months of my life. I’m too young to have lost so many friends from cancer.

It’s like…I hate it but also kind of love it.

It’s really hard watching the mentalist in scenes that are supposed to be in Sacramento that are definitely not 🤣

35 days til premier league is back 💙

The past two nights my neighbourhood hasn’t been gunshots or fireworks, but gunshots and fireworks. Do better America.

People who expect the world to pay attention to their children for them at pools and pubs baffle me.

Honestly I’m just chuffed we scored at least one goal on Ajax 🤣

Annual reminder to be so so so careful if you’re planning to use fireworks this week. All it takes is one mistake to cause severe bodily harm.

Professional Thai dance troupe at my buildings pool party

Pool party time.

BREAKING: Saturday 9 August has now become an Everton v Roma double-header. After the historic inaugural first senior game with David Moyes' men (3pm), there will also be a legends match (5:15pm). Phil Jagielka and Vincent Candela are the first confirmed with more names to come.

Beginning to plan an autumn Pittsburgh trip. I have never been and all I know I have to is the incline. Bringing the bitch so dog friendly recs and touristy things worth doing would be appreciated.

This season I’ve given up on my dumb small bet for Arsenal to win and placed a dumb small bet for Forest to win instead. (And I always bet on everton just cause)

I sent my dad a masters garden gnome for his birthday and he has been sending me photos of it all day so needless to say I did well.

www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/t... we were sitting there at 8:15 (this happened at 8:30). So scary.

An extreme heat alert has been issued for today (6/23). Temps are expected to have a high near 101 degrees and a heat index as high as 110. Drink water, find shade, & check on your friends. Learn more about cooling centers and resources at 🔗 heat.dc.gov

I really just don’t want to get out of bed today.

My ginger skin is fucked.

When toothless started showing his personality in how to train your dragon and my gentleman caller tapped me and whispered ‘that is just like Gwladys’ 🤣

Bless the Dodgers for ejecting ICE! America’s pastime is baseball, not chasing down hardworking mothers and fathers.

There is only two men who can bring us together in disappointment of a false banning. One is Azul, the second is Brian.

The most annoying thing people can ask me are the rules to rugby while we are at a match so I have developed a simple solution: force anyone about to watch rugby with me to read this www.dummies.com/article/home...

In solidarity with the people's wool. #FreeBrian #shitefood #wool

My diet is going super well.