Vogue

Day one of my taskmaster advent calendar.

Reminder that today’s match is at Irelands Four Courts today.

Setting my alarm for 6:45 am on a bank holiday so I can do a 5k - boy how my life has changed.

Honestly the chilled glass makes it taste worse

Belgium Liechtenstein is the match America decided to televise today - they are having a laugh. There’s literally four other matches that are going to be miles better and mean more than that fucking blowout of a match.

I’ve spent my birthday morning looking at the highlights of what happened the year Scotland last qualified for the World Cup and now I feel ancient. www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo...

The most Scotland thing to happen would be Belarus beating Denmark, and then us drawing Greece and Denmark.

Matt and I broke up over a year ago, why am I still getting these fucking adverts.

It’s that time of year again, my birthday fundraiser for the So Others Might Eat trot for Hunger. As this administration decimates more and more resources for those less fortunate, SOME does amazing work for the community of DC as a whole. www.trotforhunger.org/Marivory Hoping this year is less wet

Five episodes into murder in a small town before I realized Cassandra looks familiar cause she was Fiona in Eurotrip 🤣

For when you want to pay $10,000 to look like a Dalek.

I’ve just realised the amount of luggage I’m going to need to bring with me on a three day long weekend to a city an hour away because of all my Halloween shite.

Was really upset by this earlier and was gonna put something on. But I saw this and thought ‘you know what’s she would have loved that’ So just sharing this instead 🤣💙💙

For the hearts of dogs are easily corrupted.

Tomorrow begins Domestic Violence Awareness Month. As of 2024, nearly 1 in 2 women and 1 in 5 men have reported experiencing intimate partner violence in their lifetime.

The ref waiting to blow the whistle til Liverpool scored backfired horribly this time.

Wonder what minute the penalty will come.

Happy Friday Eve, I haven’t posted the silly goose on here for a while so:

The only thing getting me through today is knowing there is a new season of taskmaster tonight.

Home sick in bed = purchased an unhinged amount of Halloween decor.

Well that was fun.

Keane header 87th minute.

Everton at the pool 💙

I love when Pandora reminds of songs I completely forgot about.

Three Halloween costumes finalized in August - a little later than last year but I don’t have to do nearly as much sewing.

Ah good my mother hadn’t sent me insane texts in a while.

I got to the pool at 11 am. I have reapplied sun cream 4 times. The people on either side of me haven’t reapplied once yet. I’m still going to get sunburned and I bet they won’t. #gingerproblems

Feeling pretty good about this but I’ll definitely be changing it multiple times.

Used a pita thins instead of bread for my soldiers this morning and I’m never going back.

New gym shoes, let’s see how well I keep up with it this time 🤣

10 years. 95 contestants. 1 Taskmaster. 🎂

My ex asked me if England were playing North Korea would I still root against England. First of all that match would never happen. Second of all, yes.

Why do I even bother watching sports

This is why I didn’t spend $150 on a seat and $200 a night on hotels.

This might go on record for the most shit 10 months of my life. I’m too young to have lost so many friends from cancer.

It’s like…I hate it but also kind of love it.

It’s really hard watching the mentalist in scenes that are supposed to be in Sacramento that are definitely not 🤣

35 days til premier league is back 💙

The past two nights my neighbourhood hasn’t been gunshots or fireworks, but gunshots and fireworks. Do better America.

People who expect the world to pay attention to their children for them at pools and pubs baffle me.

Honestly I’m just chuffed we scored at least one goal on Ajax 🤣

Annual reminder to be so so so careful if you’re planning to use fireworks this week. All it takes is one mistake to cause severe bodily harm.

Professional Thai dance troupe at my buildings pool party

Pool party time.

BREAKING: Saturday 9 August has now become an Everton v Roma double-header. After the historic inaugural first senior game with David Moyes' men (3pm), there will also be a legends match (5:15pm). Phil Jagielka and Vincent Candela are the first confirmed with more names to come.

Beginning to plan an autumn Pittsburgh trip. I have never been and all I know I have to is the incline. Bringing the bitch so dog friendly recs and touristy things worth doing would be appreciated.

This season I’ve given up on my dumb small bet for Arsenal to win and placed a dumb small bet for Forest to win instead. (And I always bet on everton just cause)