Why did I learn how to read?

My NPR tote bag is filled with the spleens of my enemies

If you’re unable to schedule an MRI later this year, blame Trump. 😡

This is Lenny. He prefers to hold your hand while you go downstairs. He's not taking any chances. 13/10 (IG: _wanderingwallace_)

check this video out. 😍 @martian-observer.art

There is no command structure for the global drug economy. It is driven by market forces, not by political will. Individuals join up to make money. Prohibition makes them richer. Don’t wage “war” against an enemy who is literally incapable of an organized surrender. That’s a recipe for forever war.

Inside tours of Acme Fake Vomit, Inc.

I've seen this play before, and it ends up with thunderstorms and people having their eyes gouged out.

I managed to sort out the stitching issue with the 360 video camera. Here's a few minutes of the drive along Slea Head

Airports. How do they work? Idiot.

Trump Administration Awards Wartime Naming Rights

Happy #WorldBearDay. Manitoba is home to all 3 North American bear species, but I've only seen two. Black bears are common throughout the province, while polar bears roam the Hudson Bay coast. Barren ground grizzlies also show up occasionally on the coast. It would be amazing to see one. #mammals

HOWLING

Thanks to her hilarious voiceover, these birds mating dances always remind me of Janey Godley, now.

Found this guy next to some railroad tracks in a brushy area somewhere around Kentucky or Tennessee back in 2019. I love how he lowers his crest and peers around for his sweetie after singing out his pitch.

WWJD? Now YOU get to decide.

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2/2 Topic week! Discs your parents or ANY family members owned that have influenced you. This week ONLY: you may post tracks others have posted...IF you then go chat with them! My mother owned two Tijuana Brass albums. This was from Going Places. Herb Alpert: Walk, Don't Run All replies here👇

rolling into the weekend like

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I’m not sure what it is I love about anthropomorphic food, but I love anthropomorphic foods. I hunt down patterns on Etsy and then I crochet them. So many anthropomorphic foods. I LOVE anthropomorphic foods. 🧶

Hi sorry but I’ve decided to restructure my whole personality around the fact that I just learned how to print tiny hand carved bees on my own clothes, and I plan to be insufferable about it

Did I make a whale fall coffee cake for my Oceanography final? Yes, yes I did. The taffy bones did start melting, need a better material next time.

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Sallie says hello.

No one on earth looks as happy as him and all of us are jealous he can just fly the fuck away from all this horseshit

Happy First Day of Spring!

lol. what a bunch of boobs.

Luanne here has HAD IT www.newschannel5.com/news/state/t...

You say that there is no breaking news on Bluesky, I SAY FUCK THAT THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS OF ALL BREAKING NEWS AND I LEARNED ABOUT IT HERE ON BLUESKY THE SPORTS APP

Eating my easter egg now so I don't get fat at easter! Follow me for more healthy eating tips!

Hank

does this extend to white collar crime

The results have exceeded even our most whimsical expectations. Meet our rats!

A bit of wave action for you.

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This sounds like a job for JD Vance and the Fraud Taskforce!

A man's gotta have a hobby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Video source

I know a lot of you love following the sagas of rescue pets. I just started following Axel and I think a lot of you would also enjoy following him. (Feel free to recommend similar accounts to me. Animal accounts are part of what keep me sane.)

figured some of you could use dog

Went to the hardware store to get a galvanized trash can to put in the backyard to hold dog poop, and I was at least a full minute into searching all the lids for one with no dents or scratches before I felt silly

Emergency kitten

It’s really impossible to even describe how outside the norm today’s confirmation hearing with Markwayne Mullin has been. Just the most bonkers exchanges — all of which show him to be an eye-popping combo of dim, anger-prone, and unapologetic, not exactly a great combo for DHS secretary.

The weather cleared up this afternoon, and we made a dash down to Slea Head to photograph the sun set behind the Blasket Islands.

Stopped by a little cove and spent 2 hours there, just watching waves on the slipway, and wandering round the pebble beach. You can hear the rocks being rolled up and down the slipway.