EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

So. Many. Birds. It’s shorebird migration time at the New Jersey coast! Here’s two minutes of busy, hungry birds at the tide’s edge #birds 🌿 🐡

I finally worked up the nerve to tell my lazy eye to get off the couch and go get a job

Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said

Very much looking forward to watching this new, what you might call… Puffin Broadcasting Service *baddum tish*

🚨 INCOMING: live puffin cam

Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin? Americans: No Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls? Americans:

SHAFT

Captain Johan "Pottie" Potgieter of SA Police was hoisted by helicopter into a crocodile-infested river to retrieve the body of a dead crocodile in order to recover the remains of a suspected missing person www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ate a bumble bee

crushing chips directly into the bowl of salsa I just made and eating them like cereal

It started with a tweet and now it’s a movement. @flavorflav.bsky.social has been a staunch supporter of women’s sports and Olympians for years, and now he’s organized SHE Weekend to celebrate women athletes for four straight days in Las Vegas. #BlackskyNews www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...

It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth every bit of myne hearte.

So here is the creepy part. THE YEAST COLLECTED AT XBOX HQ MAKES XBOX LOGO BREAD. I have no idea how this happened. It’s a miracle and so creepy. Ancient aliens and shit. Ok good night. Try some baking. Play some games. I love you, I’ve got your back. 👊💚

This account has happily documented many reasons for vessels to be lost. Daft designs, acts of cartographical inexactitude and suicidal signalling have all featured heavily. However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.

Baxter's still new to the neighborhood, here meeting the local fauna. #Dogs

Just heard an ice cream van nearby playing the theme tune to Monty Python's Flying Circus. Almost expected a giant foot to come down and squash it.

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A friend and I were driving down the highway when I suddenly asked her to turn around. I'm really grateful for her quick reflexes because we managed to get back in time to watch this woodcock (timberdoodle) bopping along next to the road. My first real close-up look at one. #birds 🌿

The wild part is that they're doing it midair

In keeping with tradition, here is some Friday night shitposting. Pelagic cormorant in winter here in San Diego. 🪶 🤣

tbf, that really is quite a big bang www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

THE ORACLE'S DAUGHTER, by Harrison Hill: This story about the rise and fall of an evangelical cult is terrifying and all true. I couldn't put it down. It would make a hell of a movie.

The peepers have gotten awfully quiet and I figure it’s my responsibility as a dad to knock on their door and remind them they have a lot of homework to do this weekend

The boys are *fighting* 🪶

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

The week in wildlife photos: a clever orangutan, a cheeky frog and a dramatic whale rescue

Rabbits rabbits. Remembering our good friend Al 🖤 who loved life. Gone but not forgotten. Silly me I forgot me wabbit!!

2/2 A passerby had the temerity to pet her. She resisted the urge to scratch. "Do you live here?" she was asked. "Of course you don't. Nobody lives here. It's the Leaning Tower of Rotherhithe." The Leaning Tower of Rotherhithe! Join Kitty on Saturday from 11AM UK time at her spiritual home.

Or if you’re from somewhere which uses the profanity measuring system: one fuckton. bsky.app/profile/jowi...

A rare Javan gibbon baby named Lima was born at a U.K. sanctuary, a major win for this endangered species. With only about 4,000 left in the wild, Lima is a candidate for future reintroduction to Indonesia. Captive breeding remains a vital tool against habitat loss and poaching. Get to know Lima!

Wood duck (or Carolina duck) mom with her ducklings for the #Parenthood theme of #BirdOfTheDay picked by @alan678.bsky.social #birds #nature #ducklings #ducks #ECK

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet.

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Not as high species richness as the Day of Chaos earlier in the week, but today's #TenMinMerlin was about 50% migrants.

Out of respect, I’m going to sit uncomfortably for 90 minutes and then send my suitcase to an undisclosed location www.wsj.com/business/air...

Rabbits rabbits. Remembering our good friend Al 🖤 who loved life. Gone but not forgotten.

Interesting find! Archaeologists Unearth a Papyrus Fragment From the 'Iliad' Tucked Inside the Wrappings of a 1,600-Year-Old Egyptian Mummy share.google/K4qgK07hr63X...

Unexpected pic of the day is that of this Pileated Woodpecker flying just a few feet above the surface of the road.

This is a good idea.

they so cute!!!

First fawn of the season!! 😍😍😍

As promised, a banded demoiselle from summer several years ago in the area above.

This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to

I found some baby muskrats at the rainy campus wetland yesterday! They were about the size of my fist

Brown thrasher looking like it's about to do some brown thrashing. Somewhere down south. April 13, 2018

Is Smaug up there? @martian-observer.net NASA's Curiosity rover finds a surprising number of giant 'dragon scales' littered across Mars | Live Science share.google/OMIImguzMXpt...

The so-called "experts" tried telling me the perfect blanket doesn't exist. They told me blankets are subjective. They said there will never be a perfect blanket. But today's Low Quality Ad, this magnificent Capybara Hot Spring Blanket, proves them dead wrong. collabs.shop/zib5oa