Donald Trump is like a slinky. He doesn't really have a great purpose in this world, but if you saw him tumbling down a set of stairs it would make you smile.

Happy International Women’s day to the iconic women of Michigan.

Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex? A: The pepper spray.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Innovative

Fuck off no he has not

It bears repeating that in the history of this country a national election has NEVER been postponed. Not during the civil war, 2 world wars, Korean war, Vietnam war, Persian Gulf War, Iraqi War, Afghanistan...never. Let's talk a LOT more about that.

“The Lululemon Luftwaffe” is the best line I’ve read in a long time.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. John Fetterman is proof positive that brain damage turns you into MAGA.

Fetterman is a fucking traitor

The motherfucking draft dodger who called the fallen of war suckers and losers just said out loud that American lives may be lost in a war he has NO FUCKING AUTHORITY to wage?!? Hello CONGRESS… is this thing on??!!

Donald Trump wants us all to know that HE is doing VERY WELL in the stock market. Whoopee. 😡 #StateOfTheUnion

What she says…

Undignified? Is Fetterman going to wear his hoodie and jorts to the State of the Union?

2026 basically

Omggggggg💀

“Intellectually inconsistent” describes most of this administration

Dropping truth bombs like Trump drops diaper bombs. One of the few who knows what’s up and names names. An excellent read, as always.

That Pam Bondi comparison is so *chef’s kiss*

I’m about four years away from completing my law school journey, and I can’t wait to join the good fight. I just pray I’m not needed by then.

eating lunch on pedophile island with my family but shaking my head so the children know i don't approve of the rape or lunch options

Perfection.

I look forward to everything Noel writes. He’s (unfortunately, ewww) been up close and personal to the Grifter-in-Chief. Great insights.

This is an excellent, excellent read about what to expect next…

Well when you put it THAT way…😭

Womp womp.

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

This x1000.

I’m not gonna lie, I read everything Jack Hopkins writes, but this I can’t finish because of how terrifying and plausible it is. When I say “must read” I mean MUST READ.

Another brilliant piece

I get it😭😭😭

This is definitely worth a read. Especially if you’re an empath like I am, it will help reconcile what you may be feeling lately.

“Get it all on record now – get the films – get the witnesses – because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower

Seriously, every word of this @sifill.bsky.social piece is the analysis and inspiration we all need as we start 2026. open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...

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More Rick Steves in this world please!

The Soulless Train

Oh, my. *Fantastically* awful. I cannot recommend this playlist enough. Cats, dogs, bagpipes, accordion, Beiber, Swift… you’ve got to listen (cautiously, in small bites).

Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer https://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/

😢

I always look forward to reading these. Not only are they entertaining, but Noel has a keen insight into the disgusting man himself.

We understand..

MI officials say about 51K students enrolled in state’s free pre-K program. Students can enroll in the pre-K program at schools, nonprofits & child-care centers. State says pre-K helps students be ready for kindergarten, saves parents thousands in child care. bridgemi.com/talent-educa...

No, that’s like an eternity to the rest of us too…

Motherfuckers. Thank goodness they got this MS13 kingpin off the streets though.