I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

Why is he so wet? #PORSPA

You can't get two goals from one penalty, Neymar. What's the fucking point?

Cool guys don't look back at explosions. Or goals. #BRANOR

When I visited the hospital yesterday, I was held up getting into the carpark by someone leaning out of their car, passing off a pack of cigarettes to a woman standing outside who was on a drip. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My #boardgames for June, via #bgstats The quest to play a game every day still going strong but leans a bit heavy on BGA. Need to increase my over the table time in July.

This is weird from the BBC. Particularly in a serious story.

A breeze! A breeze!

The hydration break being sponsored by Powerade but none of the players actually drinking it during the break is very funny.

A reminder that the labour party thinks that single transferable vote is easy enough to understand for their members, but not good enough for you

I dislike Jordan Pickford. The England goalkeeper should be called David.

No shade on the people running / enjoying it but baseline drift is not over/under, which was lightning in a bottle. I've not got the enthusiasm to keep up with it.

My teenager plays DND with his friends using WhatsApp voice chat pretty much all the time. When they talk about banning social media for the under 16s, all I can think about is how this benign interaction is going to get pushed to some other, potentially more dangerous channel.

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Japanese meal!?"

4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.

A while back we had the wonderful opportunity to pitch a Red Dwarf adventure game directly to Doug Naylor himself. While the project didn't end up going ahead, we're now free to share some of the work we produced for the pitch!

If there was any doubt that Forza Horizon 6 is the game of the year, that doubt has officially been obliterated now.

My #bgstats for May. #boardgames

The burger king pringles are quite accurate to what they're supposed to taste like (chicken royale / bacon burger) but is that a good thing? What hath God wrought.

I’m still amazed this obvious piece of cheating wasn’t discovered.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Man, Facebook sucks.

jon (2017) (1/3)

football man #blender #animation #soccer

What’s more embarrassing: unfollowing Ian Miles Cheong because he mocks your babymama lusting after Hasan Piker, or making it public that you followed Ian Miles Cheong in the first place? It’s like announcing you’ve stopped masturbating in the aquarium because you’re scared of eels.

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

The hidden arrow in the FedEx logo is design perfection. Paris Tennis School: Tiens ma bière.

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam.

Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, all the money we raised was used to purchase a blind dog for the guides.

FPTP is like The One Ring of politics in the UK. They know they need to destroy it, but once it's in their hands they think "Why shouldn't we keep it? We can use it for good!" and then everything goes dead-Boromir-shaped

@magicmadhouse.bsky.social the reason I abandoned my cart is because you didn't tell me the item was out of stock until I went to pay. Consider fixing that.

When ChatGPT calls you Shirley instead of your real name, check if your phone is in airplane mode.

I've thought about this more and I don't think "shamed" is what I mean. I'd rather it was a method to get recommendations for books that wouldn't appear on this list on any timeline. What's the best book, really? It's The Space Merchants by Pohl and Kornbluth. Obviously.

I have read a book! 📚 Have you? edjefferson.com/haveyoureada...

I've read 15 on "the list" but only because I've made a concerted effort to read such things. I don't find them any more worthy than anything else and some are hard work. Reading in any capacity is to be commended, nobody should be shamed for reading what they like.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Michael Gove on #bbcqt proving my point.

This episode of Only Connect is so old it predates hieroglyphics.

Habitats on #BGA is so good. Too good. Uh-oh. #boardgames

Released my first Mothership module today - Prospero's Trust, inspired by #over/under by @samsorensen.bsky.social. Shoutout to @amandalee.bsky.social and @d20plusmodifier.bsky.social for their incredible art along with all the support from fellow creators. <3 bakenshake09.itch.io/prosperos-tr...

The period between now and Mr Brightside is the same length as the period between Mr Brightside and House of Fun.

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

"Remember that prophecy that some old god would end the world last year?" the guy at the tavern bar laughs. "What happened with that?" I feel Finna flinch beside me. "There's no point telling them," I say. "Well, I didn't kill that old god for their sake." "Saving the world includes the jerks."

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

Modest proposal: People who use "staycation" to mean "going on holiday" to be placed under indefinite house arrest.

Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO.