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AXIOS: RUBIO TOLD ARAB FOREIGN MINISTERS THAT WASHINGTON'S GOAL IS NOT REGIME CHANGE AND THAT IT WANTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY

5 plates leg press, 11 plates 10y sled push, I'll take it

1.) Unemployment duration right now is *really* high. Near or above *peak* duration in pre-GFC recessions. 2.) We are spending less money than ever helping connect unemployed workers to jobs. Bad! www.theargumentmag.com/p/the-tinder...

Again, the 2024/2025 divide is stark - Trump is wrecking the economy www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

“Republicans were once the party of prudes. Now their politics are, in every way, an exercise in perversion.”

Leg day tomorrow, pumped to get the numbers up on the sled

Trump: First we'll finish off Iran - and then the Cuba issue is just a question of time.

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there. They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

The restrictions Miller and Hegseth railed against were designed to prevent us from doing things like slaughtering children en masse.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Did we say please and thank you? Did Vance wear his best suit? What a fucking sick joke.

The socialist mayor of New York is ending the city’s largest socialist program for car owners This is fucking incredible news The best to ever do it

To the surprise of some officials in Kyiv, no one from the U.S. bothered to ask Ukraine to share its expertise in how to defend against drones before starting the offensive in Iran, Simon Shuster and Nancy A. Youssef report. theatln.tc/AFPCstm6

BREAKING: The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released. They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump. DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

I been cackling at this for 10 minutes He said “ yeah probably 🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean I don’t know. I said people was gonna die like what do you want from me ?” “”Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, "I guess.””

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

"It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." — Donald Rumsfeld on the Iraq War (7 Feb 2003).

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

Israel's army chief says pilots struck Iran 2,500 times with 6,000+ munitions in 24 hours, destroying 80% of air defenses and 60% of ballistic missile launchers, achieving near-complete air superiority. A second phase targeting regime pillars and military capabilities now begins. #Iran

guessing we’re tapping the strategic petroleum reserve again even though it’s down ~50% from pre-Russian invasion levels and oil is $70 a barrel. guys it’s supposed to be for emergencies not whenever you get scared your foreign policy is unpopular

[Exit Murderer.]

CNN: Approval for President Trump's East Wing ballroom project – from a government commission that oversees planning for federal buildings and land in the nation's capital – is delayed after it received over 32,000 comments from the public overwhelmingly opposing the construction.

Latest Lebanese figures: some 90,000 displaced. More than 400 shelters opened. 77 killed, 527 wounded since Monday #lebanon

The wife of the Iraqi President (both her and the President being Kurdish politicians with the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan party), releases a statement saying "leave the Kurds alone" citing various historical events, including "we saw what happened . . . in Rojava"

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

ASK ABOUT HER PLANS FOR THE AGENCY ASK HER ABOUT HER FAVORITE PART OF THE JOB

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Noem did the one unforgivable thing: She embarrassed him and made him look bad. She's been on the bubble ever since Bovino got tossed. What happened in MN was a tragedy and obscene. But now - you're seeing consequences. That's good. Take the W.

OK, as the actual journalist who has been unwittingly caught up in the Claude rumor this morning (who also covers AI disinformation) let me clear this one up for the record. To recap: Claude kind of implicated itself in the Iran school bombing citing (in part) my reporting...

Will JD Vance say thank you?

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A woman was accused of 'cop-shopping' by police because she'd been to 2 different police stations to report her ex-husband for stalking and threatening her. They told Kelly she needed to ‘cool off’ and to 'give him a break’. He stabbed her and burned her to death www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

MACRON: HEZBOLLAH MUST IMMEDIATELY STOP FIRING INTO ISRAEL, WHILE ISRAEL SHOULD AVOID ANY GROUND OR LARGE-SCALE OPERATION IN LEBANON.

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

Liam Nissan: You know the Marine who got his arm broken for speaking out against the war? Laura Loomer is now posting photos of his children on the internet. Me: Like I was saying- maga filth. 🤬

No, it’s worse. It’s a war without a political objective. Plenty of wars have opened without a clear plan to reconcile desired ends with available means, we may be the first country to go to war without even a basic concept of victory. War for the memes. War for the vibes. War for the Warriors.

Azerbaijan just closed airspace "in the south of the country" per Bloomberg macro squawk. Losing that link would have a massive impact on Europe-Asia (incl the Indian subcontinent and ANZ) air travel.

GOVERNMENT COUNSEL: Your Honor, this wasn't briefed, can we— UNITED STATES COURT OF INTERNATIONAL TRADE JUDGE RICHARD K. EATON: First of all, fucking kill yourself.

Abel Aragon, a contractor who helped build the St. Vincent wine bar in DC that has jazz acts 4 nights a week, was grabbed by ICE leaving a Home Depot & sent off to Louisiana for now. Aragon's son is in US Navy. St. Vincent's owner has started this go-fund me to help w/ legal costs

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

Scott McFarland: YET ANOTHER pardoned Jan 6 rioter is arrested … in new case in Virginia. Me: Maga filth. www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-d...