One more cephalopod video for your enjoyment: clumsy Nautilus <donk>

why would you want to “solve” the “problem” of autism when it produces dudes like this

Lol what in the hell

i'm not big into conspiracy theories and claiming false flag and all that, but come on. it's pretty unanimously 'fuck ICE'. that's the phrase. y'all screwed this one up bad

What leftist writes "anti ice" and not fuck ice

I *really* don't want to be a conspiracy theorist but this just seems too stupid to be real.

this 1000% if you want to hold off, fine, you do you. but don't expect the people you're not buying from, especially marginalized folks targeted by this admin, to congratulate you for it

They 100% did this on purpose. I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lula and Macron have a whole pre-wedding photoshoot together :)

okay but i'm cackling here because i don't think anyone warned Zelenskyy ahead of time based on that look

In other news I feel bad for a soulless pharmaceutical conglomerate now so that feels weird

ChatGPT is probably the biggest honey pot of willingly-turned over highly confidential information that has ever been created in human history.

Did you know that over 3 billion people rely on seafood as a primary protein source? Sustainable fishing policies aren’t just about the ocean, they’re about food security. #OceanFacts

Should've just made this the headline and basically the entire article.

This shoulda been your headline, instead of one that amplifies Trumpism “Both shark attacks and eating ice cream increase in summer, she says, but that doesn't mean that one causes the other.”

Damn it, come on NPR. This is absolutely NOT something you need to "both sides". There is NO causal link between acetaminophen and autism. Let pregnant people take pain medication!!!!

Do any of the professors or journalists or teachers also get their jobs back or nah

you know how you solve the problem of trans and autistic children? you love them, and you listen to them, you raise them with the support of a community that supports about their well-being. you work to build a world that accomodates their needs. you give a shit.

hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.” Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

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No, supporting trans rights doesn’t cost elections! “43 percent of voters were more likely to vote for a candidate who stands up for transgender people. Just 21 percent of voters would be less likely to support a candidate who supports trans rights.”

CHOTINER: They call you Vlad the Impaler. DRACULA: It is a folk legend among the peasants. They are simple people. CHOTINER: Simple people, many of whom you had impaled. DRACULA: I don't think any of the people I have had impaled are accusing me of anything. CHOTINER: That's certainly true.

NYPD stops Macron's car because the street is closed for Trump's convoy. Macron phones Trump seeking passage. It doesn't happen. The Guardian says Macron and party were allowed to cross into the frozen zone on foot. They walked for 30 min to the UN. On X, wags say it was a humiliation of Macron.

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

A friend working in—and enthusiastic about—AI asked me how kids were using it in K–12 schools now, so I asked my kids. Kids: "Cheating." Me: "Yeah, I figured, but have you ever had a teacher try to use it for something el—" Kids: "No, it's for cheating. For writing papers for you."

Shoutout to the student who walked by dressed head to toe in a green stretch spandex jumpsuit, as if they were planning on editing themselves out of this matrix of horrors the moment they got access to the equipment

For fish, color isn’t fashion—it’s survival. Through pigment-packed cells called chromatophores, fish can signal danger, attract mates, or reveal changes rippling through the water itself. WHOI ecologist Simon Thorrold explains this "amazing engineering" in @popsci.com: go.whoi.edu/popsci-rainbow

'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off." 'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.' We hope neither carries you off today.

As People Mag Points out, a treatment for autism Dr. Oz just announced Trump’s FDA is approving is sold by a supplement company owned by… Dr. Oz. people.com/what-is-leuc...

Even down to how they exploit the changes in diagnostic criteria to suggest there's some "contagion" or "epidemic." What those changes actually point to is a move away from a model of suppression to a model of acceptance, and that's what actually terrifies them

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Shame on you @aaas.org

Irruption.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Deeply disturbed by how much time (and money) we are wasting by not being allowed to do proper science.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

is this not just kidnapping?

From the makers of I can’t believe it’s not butter comes I don’t think these are medical professionals and I’m pretty sure this isn’t real life

I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Also yes we’ve been talking about Kimmel, a rich white dude who’d be fine without the job, but his show employs 200 people who have struggled through five incredibly hard years. We saved 200 jobs by standing together for the guy who used to make women jump on trampolines, and that’s a win.

google has been trying for months to build a new data center not far from my house. tonight was the final city council meeting and they officially withdrew their proposal! the data center isn’t moving forward! public outrage works!!!

imagine wanting to go up against every late-night injury lawyer wondering why the ads they paid to run on kimmel are running on some other bullshit

Thanks to replies, adding two I somehow forgot: Steven Cheung, 43 Emil Bove, 44

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