Popped into my local "old people" bar because I was coming home from being out and was dressed up and had lippy and a well-defined eye and didn't want to waste it by just going back home to sit on my couch and watch TV, and made a new musician friend.

if they start using "papist" as a slur again well I'm sorry to say I'm not strong enough to resist relapsing on catholicism

Public school heck yeah! 💪

Bridget Everett, ladies and gentlemen

astronauts will be all "ooh reentering the atmosphere is so challenging and dangerous!!" and it's like, ok..? this whole thing was your idea. don't drag me into it

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

All lapsed Catholics are activating like sleeper agents

Come ON

Nah, the cargo manties got me wheezing 😭

Techno today

Flav was in Cambridge? The hell? www.wcvb.com/article/flav...

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Catholic atheist checking in

Neighbor has been playing hardcore music off the back porch since 6:30am.

Seeing this lie going around again & I just want to remind folks that the reason people tell this lie is not to convince you that it's true, but to revel in the impunity of lying to your face.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Oh fuck I have to do my taxes this weekend.

Isn't "side profile" redundant? Am I the dumb one here? I keep seeing people talking about this or that person's "side profile" and I thought that was just "profile", which is always a side view.

My downstairs neighbor's new thing is BLARING his radio at all hours, so I hear is constantly (muffled, but still).

Hawley Whores assemble!

Did I fucking break my little toe AGAIN?!?

I ducked out for a bit and come back to find that Trump has threatened the Pope?

Just in time for my trip!

The most evocative company name imaginable. You can already picture the website. You can already smell the employees.

In retrospect I think the cancelation of Pitch is when we woke up in the worst timeline

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT

WAIT HOW DID I MISS DART COMING BACK?!?

Substack's locking folks in, and it's getting worse. We're making better tools for writers, in an open ecosystem. Hard at work on email & memberships, coming soon! And we're building a shared standard, @standard.site, with our friends @pckt.blog & @offprint.app Best time to move is right now ✨

The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)

Drinking a beer on a school night and skipping ahead in the reading pile in case we all die tonight.

Son that's God's elect! Stacked up like bank quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not the biggest takeaway here, but the entire American film and television industry will collapse overnight.

SNOW?!?

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Oh my God that guy really did have rabies?!? #CallTheMidwife

I folded and put the little throw blanket on the back of the couch, and Mym is VERY CONFUSED BY IT.

Miss Higgins reading "The Female Eunuch"! I missed that the new season started, I'm so excited. #CallTheMidwife

Loser shit

Do I not have an attention span anymore, or are the last two books I've picked up just really boring?

Five and a half years, man

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Easter dinner: ribs, cornbread, potato salad, broccoli

Easter is an incredibly boring holiday at the best of times if you arent a Christian which is why I for one appreciate that boring online American fiftysomething vegans try to make it fun for me by claiming verifiably falsifiable things about the etymology of its name.

I need a(nother) small narrow bookshelf

Tove Jansson (Finnish, 1914–2001), Moomin and sisters Mymble and Little My paint an #Easter egg #womensart #Moomins

The tent is gone now.

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

OK so latest on the crazy neighbor downstairs: he has drilled holes into the porch slats and put eye screws into them, which he has used as tent pegs to secure guylines for the 4-person tent he has put up.