First in my bloodline to have the thought "is this a Palestinian reference or a muff-diving reference"

Holy shit is that Uncas in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER?

This suuuuuuuuuuucks

If you're a normal person taking bathroom or makeup selfies bc you feel cute, you should just stop. Return to tradition, share it with your friends on group texts. Any public photo is now fuel for the Porn Machine. If your career/hobby involves sharing pics of yourself, it just sucks.

#nfotd CAROL

#nfotd (2 days late) WILDHOOD

Currently watching another thing that isn't Heated Rivalry. I watched 95 new-to-me movies in 2025, and only one since November 28th.

Fionn O'Shea looks like a completely different person with that curly head on him, he should keep it, and especially that beard he had in the show about the Guinness family. Dang.

Maybe it will happen in this month.

Among the bummers of the streaming-service-ification of media is that I can't just throw a game on the TV on mute to have something on in the background, because I have to subscribe to every fucking service and niche service that shows sports.

The ONE place I wanted to order dinner from tonight is closed.

I don't think Chuck even voted for him! Zohran should have like all these chairs on the dais for his supporters and one Dunk Bozo booth for Chuck to sit in. $5 a throw. All proceeds go to funding the campaign of his primary challenger

Phenomenal

It's now 4:18 and I'm very close to officially having been awake ALL NIGHT.

Tf?

WIDE awake at 2:50am. Fantastic, looking forward to getting back on my regular zleep schedule by Friday.

update

okay go to bed now

I'm kind of joking but also kind of not joking when I say that Heated Rivalry was foundation-shaking television.

"fuck you, make me" win number 9302034

Out with the old, in with the new #lemonpig

Happy New Year, my babies #HappyNewYear #LemonPig

Soccer stadium in walking distance!

This feels like a legitimate blessing, if I'm honest. I'm going to go into 2026 with this aura around me I think.

2026 will be full of a variety of mosses to lay your hand against and go “oh yes that’s a good one” or “hm this one is not for me”

My sleep schedule is officially fucked, just in time to go back to work.

Empty Netters is just the fucking champ of this entire cultural moment, even better than What Chaos. Hudson Williams hisself tuned into their live watch of the finale, they're talking to Evan Ross Katz about being on his show, and Williams, Storrie & Tierney about interviewing them on their own.

My dad, on the phone with me today just shooting the shit: So, have you been watching anything good on TV? Me, after having watched the finale of Heated Rivalry at 4:30am while at his house for Christmas and having lost count of the times I've rewatched it: ...no.

Up to 15,000 now. This is so strange.

@spatch.bsky.social have you had food from Rosebud before, specifically their street noodles?

The @brattletheatre.bsky.social second half of January is apparently going to take all of my disposable income and keep me up late on weeknights.

I'm reading something that isn't Heated Rivalry or The Long Game ("Cold Comfort Farm" by Stella Gibbons) please clap.

I am mainlining everything Heated Rivalry, all the interviews, all the photo shoots, all of it but I am struggling with the audiobook fairy prince erotica that the two boys just recorded (get that paycheck, my babies, Hollywood is fickle) because that shit makes me full-body cringe.

I should, like, read a book or watch a show or movie that isn't #HeatedRivalry for a little bit, I think.

Oh my god the Hudson Williams thirst trap photo shoot over on Insta I am so fucking done for. Help.

She followed around a Parkland kid to harass him about how school shootings aren’t real, and her doing this shit propelled her to conspiracy internet fame then Congress. You do not have to hand it to her.

This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.

Houseplants are extremely "jail for mother!", even more so than cats.

I’ve said it and I believe it is true There is a willful forgetting and suppression of the memory of the hundreds of protests that shook this nation for the past decade and a half. So while Canadians and European laypeople whine “Americans don’t do anything,” the Americans are actively suppressed

Zosia from PLURIBUS is a dead ringer for Carice Van Houten

@faineg.bsky.social @scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz My bestie is going to be in Mexico City for a few days around the new year, do you guys have any recs for restaurants or things to do in the city?

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Shane Hollander's ears are burning rn

My elbow really hurts and its cold and snowy outside and I want to go to Sephora at Assembly Row because they have the Chanel perfume I want and its the only store that has it in literally 100 miles in all directions but I also don't want to do anything because hurt and cold.