Shakira Kurosawa
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The wages of slatternliness is cats
Popped into my local "old people" bar because I was coming home from being out and was dressed up and had lippy and a well-defined eye and didn't want to waste it by just going back home to sit on my couch and watch TV, and made a new musician friend.
about 7 hours ago
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JP
about 11 hours ago
if they start using "papist" as a slur again well I'm sorry to say I'm not strong enough to resist relapsing on catholicism
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Public school heck yeah! 💪
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about 8 hours ago
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Bridget Everett, ladies and gentlemen
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about 9 hours ago
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more mr. nice guy
about 11 hours ago
astronauts will be all "ooh reentering the atmosphere is so challenging and dangerous!!" and it's like, ok..? this whole thing was your idea. don't drag me into it
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William Shakespeare
about 11 hours ago
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Shaenon K. Garrity
about 11 hours ago
All lapsed Catholics are activating like sleeper agents
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Come ON
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about 12 hours ago
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Genie Lauren
about 22 hours ago
Nah, the cargo manties got me wheezing 😭
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George Fouracres - What Kind Of Irish Is Your Grandad - SNL UK
YouTube video by Archie McBlarter
https://youtu.be/FbHby094nw4?si=r1MmAHHrHjVWzU4-
about 17 hours ago
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Techno today
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about 19 hours ago
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Flav was in Cambridge? The hell?
www.wcvb.com/article/flav...
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Flavor Flav donates gear to Cambridge youth center
Flavor Flav visited a Cambridge youth center this week, donating sports equipment to support after-school and teen programs.
https://www.wcvb.com/article/flavor-flav-donates-sports-gear-cambridge/70977712
1 day ago
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Timothy
1 day ago
For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice
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Catholic atheist checking in
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1 day ago
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Neighbor has been playing hardcore music off the back porch since 6:30am.
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2 days ago
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Nied
2 days ago
Seeing this lie going around again & I just want to remind folks that the reason people tell this lie is not to convince you that it's true, but to revel in the impunity of lying to your face.
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trevin
2 days ago
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Oh fuck I have to do my taxes this weekend.
2 days ago
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Isn't "side profile" redundant? Am I the dumb one here? I keep seeing people talking about this or that person's "side profile" and I thought that was just "profile", which is always a side view.
2 days ago
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My downstairs neighbor's new thing is BLARING his radio at all hours, so I hear is constantly (muffled, but still).
2 days ago
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Hawley Whores assemble!
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Noah Hawley to Direct Horror Remake ‘Terrified’ for Warner Bros. (Exclusive)
Hawley is developing the movie with original writer-director Demián Rugna.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/noah-hawley-horror-terrified-warner-bros-1236557483/
2 days ago
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Did I fucking break my little toe AGAIN?!?
3 days ago
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I ducked out for a bit and come back to find that Trump has threatened the Pope?
3 days ago
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Just in time for my trip!
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3 days ago
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Pavel
3 days ago
The most evocative company name imaginable. You can already picture the website. You can already smell the employees.
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Bree (aka Kit Rocha)
3 days ago
In retrospect I think the cancelation of Pitch is when we woke up in the worst timeline
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DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT
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3 days ago
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WAIT HOW DID I MISS DART COMING BACK?!?
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3 days ago
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Leaflet
4 days ago
Substack's locking folks in, and it's getting worse. We're making better tools for writers, in an open ecosystem. Hard at work on email & memberships, coming soon! And we're building a shared standard,
@standard.site
, with our friends
@pckt.blog
&
@offprint.app
Best time to move is right now ✨
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CJ Fogler
4 days ago
The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)
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Drinking a beer on a school night and skipping ahead in the reading pile in case we all die tonight.
4 days ago
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Solomon
4 days ago
Son that's God's elect! Stacked up like bank quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not the biggest takeaway here, but the entire American film and television industry will collapse overnight.
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4 days ago
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SNOW?!?
4 days ago
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Nicholas Grossman
4 days ago
Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.
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Oh my God that guy really did have rabies?!?
#CallTheMidwife
4 days ago
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I folded and put the little throw blanket on the back of the couch, and Mym is VERY CONFUSED BY IT.
4 days ago
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Miss Higgins reading "The Female Eunuch"! I missed that the new season started, I'm so excited.
#CallTheMidwife
4 days ago
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Loser shit
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5 days ago
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Do I not have an attention span anymore, or are the last two books I've picked up just really boring?
5 days ago
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Five and a half years, man
5 days ago
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️⚧️
6 days ago
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source:
www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
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Easter dinner: ribs, cornbread, potato salad, broccoli
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5 days ago
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Avarin Society of the Godless 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴
6 days ago
Easter is an incredibly boring holiday at the best of times if you arent a Christian which is why I for one appreciate that boring online American fiftysomething vegans try to make it fun for me by claiming verifiably falsifiable things about the etymology of its name.
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I need a(nother) small narrow bookshelf
6 days ago
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6 days ago
Tove Jansson (Finnish, 1914–2001), Moomin and sisters Mymble and Little My paint an
#Easter
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#womensart
#Moomins
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The tent is gone now.
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6 days ago
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Naomi
6 days ago
It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.
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OK so latest on the crazy neighbor downstairs: he has drilled holes into the porch slats and put eye screws into them, which he has used as tent pegs to secure guylines for the 4-person tent he has put up.
7 days ago
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