admrzt
@adamrozett.bsky.social
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Big time idiot. Full time dummy. www.hamsterstyle.com
My 4 year-old, whispering to my sister at a family dinner: "everyone has poop inside their bodies"
about 17 hours ago
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Guys, I'm unconcerned about war induced gas prices because I was an early investor of gas on the blockchain. I also spent my child's college fund on gas NFTs. You should have thought about the future like me, a very smart person.
8 days ago
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Dolly Parton will go down as one of the most positively impactful humans to ever live. My kids get her Imagination Library books every month. I don't even know how, they just started showing up. GOAT.
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16 days ago
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What if he were nothing more than just some guy with sand on him.
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about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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A.R. Moxon
about 2 months ago
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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over 1 year ago
Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
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What a game.
about 2 months ago
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My 2025 in a nutshell. Baby girl needed an MRI at 3 months old. Then a debilitating migraine I thought was a stroke. Dr's had no idea what it was. Rear-ended in February, in ER, CT scan. Nothing too bad thankfully. My best friend of 27 years died in June. Got sick in November and lost hearing.
2 months ago
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2025 year-end draft baby. Go look at my insane picks. Always glad to be a part of this.
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3 months ago
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Farty Supreme
3 months ago
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Anthony Clark
3 months ago
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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hamsterstyle.com/southbound/
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Southbound - hamsterstyle.com
Do you ever remember being 13 years old and hearing something and it changing your life completely? I can still feel this album viscerally rearranging the atoms in my body. I really wish more shit lik...
https://hamsterstyle.com/southbound/
4 months ago
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August music roundup.
hamsterstyle.com/music-august...
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Music / August 2025 - hamsterstyle.com
https://hamsterstyle.com/music-august-2025/
6 months ago
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Back to school? Have fun with that kids. Not for me. No thanks.
7 months ago
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As a life long Rams guy, this all sounds about right. But ya know what - they're still not the Vikings.
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7 months ago
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Put him in assless chaps and let him fight Vampires you cowards.
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8 months ago
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Man, one aspect of convenient technology I've never thought about until this week is if your best friend dies, every time you go to share something they're at the top of the list in every app to share with. :[
9 months ago
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They picked a new Mountain Dew Baja flavor.
10 months ago
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Throwing multiple 65 million dollar planes into the sea
10 months ago
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If an AI data-mined me, it would be like 'nah I'm not using any of that, no thanks'
10 months ago
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bitchwherethemotherfuckin’cheeseat? - hamsterstyle.com
The three year old asked while eating today 'Where'd the cheese go?' Of course I had to try once again to Ween-pill him. I forgot they swear and now I'm in trouble.
https://hamsterstyle.com/bitchwherethemotherfuckincheeseat/
11 months ago
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::takes blood pressure medication:: ::immediately cracks open a 10% beer::
11 months ago
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Pass the flask - hamsterstyle.com
This is in the running for one of the worst title sequence tracks of all time. A bedroom demo that should have never left the room.
https://hamsterstyle.com/pass-the-flask/
11 months ago
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We sending up any more Business Womenz into space?
11 months ago
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I just wanted to mention for the 26th straight year I did not dress up like an idiot and attend Coachella.
11 months ago
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All in all —
hamsterstyle.com/all-in-all/
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All in all… - hamsterstyle.com
Does anyone else occasionally think about the fact that the Bloodhound Gang delayed their album release for four months in the US because they had to clear a Pink Floyd sample for the lyric "All in al...
https://hamsterstyle.com/all-in-all/
11 months ago
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I wonder what North Korean BBQ is like
11 months ago
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STUMPTOWN SCUD 🦐
over 1 year ago
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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::enters high end restaurant wearing this:: do you take Camel Cash?
12 months ago
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In regards to Wicked, wouldn't it have been more prudent for the munchkins to militarize against the Witch instead of singing these bad songs?
12 months ago
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Inject that trumpet swell from The Brutalist Overture into my bloodstream I would live forever
about 1 year ago
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Half the United States thinks the bolts on a roller coaster are decorative. Good luck.
about 1 year ago
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Ben Rosen
about 1 year ago
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
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Ceej
about 1 year ago
depeche mode voice: your own. personal. computer.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 1 year ago
The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong
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oh... oh no.
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about 1 year ago
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lauren
about 1 year ago
i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 1 year ago
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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Patrick Cosmos
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
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Apple Bottom Jings
over 1 year ago
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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During the holidays I'm more of a new fashioned ham kinda guy.
over 1 year ago
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I wonder if it was a pre-existing enemy?
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over 1 year ago
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥
over 1 year ago
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skáld
over 1 year ago
2025 is gonna be watching a streamer who reads at a sixth grade level interview the secretary of defense
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