Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 15 ( @oldjoeollmann.bsky.social )

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment

The Nov-Apr 2025-26 was the warmest Nov-Apr on record (since 1895-96). A very large portion of the western U.S. had their single warmest Nov-Apr compared to all other Nov-Apr periods. 🔥🔥🔥

On this here mayday All problems in the world are Capitalism

False lies is the new alternative facts.

The, um, evolution of Dean Koontz has been wild.

They won't stop til we're in a total dystopian disaster film

The thank you for your service is the biggest lie in the us

This motherfucker.

Ford Govt set to invest billions in Ontario prisons in the middle of a homelessness and opioid crisis as the healthcare system is underfunded and strained. If the dumb fuckers in ontario vote for this shitbird again, I do despair.

I know, I know, I know, but I hate, hate, hate this motherfucker with every fiber of my being.

Thanks for giving us your kid for cannon fodder, we will now deport you to a country you never lived in.

Fuck Doug Ford and every cretin that voted for him.

Like, I know oil is free, but you know solar and wind are also gratis. You can't build pipelines and reduce emissions, that's fucking bonkers. It's a fucking lie. you want it to be true, but it ain't.

The Alberta NDP believes in more pipelines and reducing emissions. So... magic. They believe in magic.

Oh no. One of the greatest.❤️

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

Damn, Gerry Baker. 👀

I think staffing airport security with these filthy perverts is a bad idea

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.

Enjoy some recent good news from around the world 🌱 (1/3)

“Chronic hunger” at American concentration camps reported by USA Today. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

[Sade voice 🎵]

the iran war is costing $1 billion a day

This seems fucking concerning.

Tehran is the 24th-most populous city on Earth

Hey the NYT should do a story about women being held in American concentration camps… today

The endless cock-knockery of these fucking shameless, endlessly lying scoundrels. A curse on them forever.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

The nimby creeps who are blocking a drug treatment centre that is ready to go here in Hamilton where there is a crisis of addiction and overdoses have a go fund me page. There are lotsa $1000 donations, all anonymous for some reason. and that's the soul of this neighbourhood.

There's been a 50% increase in overdoses in Toronto since Ford closed the safe injection sites, going against experts and scientific studies that prove they reduce harm. I'm so tired of everything that ignorant buffoon is doing to systematically destroy the province of ontario.

Interviewing people whose children died in wars to make the case for further wars seems like a real failure of journalism

Board of peace.

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can a usb key be made so you can see and feel intuitively which fucking way to insert it behind the computer???

This guy gets it.

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

A pox on the world. A vile, unworthy, endlessly greedy, frail, destructive, cowardly shitbird.

This is the correct energy

★ Nothing comes easy for the denizens of Hamilton, Ontario, in these wry, bruising, and mordantly funny stories from Joe Ollmann. Fans of Peter Bagge or Ed Brubaker’s 'A Complete Lowlife' will get it—as will anyone who’s ever felt the floor drop out from under them. @DandQ buff.ly/adtx3bJ

Wake up, everyone! @oldjoeollmann.bsky.social hits the road next week to begin his book tour for THE WOODCHIPPER! 2/10 in Toronto with Jillian Tamaki and The Beguiling 2/12 in Montreal with Howard Chackowicz at Librairie D&Q 2/21 in Hamilton with Seth at the Art Gallery of Hamilton & Epic Books

He's really being cast out in the cold.

Review! The Woodchipper – @oldjoeollmann.bsky.social Joe Ollmann’s Stories Look at Ordinary Lives and Everyday Struggles, with Empathy and Humour. From @dandq.bsky.social www.brokenfrontier.com/the-woodchip... Review by Lindsay Pereira

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