If there's anything greater than HaHa, You Clowns, I don't wanna know, because I couldn't handle it.

Also: US immigration officers are criminals.

Imagine being accused of anything worse than being called "Kash Patel's girlfriend."

There's an article in the latest NEW YORKER about a subject that's always fascinated me: the fact that some people lack the ability to think visually. Really interesting piece.

The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC. It didn't matter. Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.

I was putting Christmas up, but got sleepy watching snow drift past my window, so decided to wait until the morning to move my beautiful prelit white tree to wherever it's going. I basically just live in my own private reality these days.

I voted! I mean here in JoCo, Kansas, we just had water board and school board stuff to vote on, but I GOT A STICKER.

Do all of these deranged little Nazi fleabags inject speed directly into their eyeballs?

Trossard continues to be that guy.

I don't know what was going on with the hair stylist for this flick, but also check out the size of this Fender amp dude dragged out to the pool to strum a shitty ballad.

Oh, that sounds perfectly legal.

Is there a single being in New York that would change their vote based on what STEPHEN MILLER thinks? Does he know that sewer rats don't get to vote? There hasn't been a single Cuomo endorsement that came from anyone you would let watch your kids. Not that Miller wouldn't eat them.

How do we keep losing ground to men who shit their pants over painted fingernails and pronouns?

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

Sports media's obsession with the Dallas Cowboys is one of the dumbest crushes in history. Over the past 30 years, the Cowboys have four playoff wins. In the NFC, only the Lions and Bears have fewer. Can I please watch someone else lose on national television every week?

#TCMParty All The President's Men is airing and I am torn between loving every dry, irascible moment of Jason Robards as Ben Bradlee, marvelling at the non-confirmation confirmations, and mourning the loss of a great newspaper in our present era. #MoviesAreAmazing #ResistanceIsNotFutile

"Zoltar Robzombie" took me out.

I know everyone hates the Eagles. I was the Midwestern kid wearing their old records out with everyone else, and then hated them for years. But I'll forever defend Joe Walsh's "Pretty Maids All in a Row" and Randy Meisner's "Try and Love Again," both from HOTEL CALIFORNIA. youtu.be/5-6xNCXfGJ8?...

This is definitely what we used to call a jam. New P.E. with Flav carrying the weight.

Full respect to Yamamoto. My goodness.

Of course they weren't pitching to Barger with Kirk on deck. Duh.

Most pressure-filled at bat ever in a World Series here for Barger. I'd just pull a hamstring passing out in the on-deck circle.

I really like the influence folk horror has had on some of Jeremy's horror stuff. Shit like this creepy head/mask work well in a more realistic setting.

This is why I'm glad my team has only been to one World Series in my lifetime. (I tell myself anyway)

Drawn-in infield works! More drama, please.

Get ready for the exciting Series ending sac fly!

I wonder what bogus FBI busts we'll see this week. Kash is shutting down private poker games with NBA coaches and Halloween "terror plots" with random kids. How long before he foils the Grinch's plan to ruin Christmas for Whoville?

I glanced at the match info for the FA Cup matchup between Braintree Town and Chelmsford City and saw this note. Not gonna lie. If I'm betting on Braintree Town v. Chelmsford City, I'm probably beyond help. (Having said that, bet the farm on Braintree)

Couldn't sleep, so I decided not to. So Halloween came down with a little whiskey. Christmas going up today. Gonna watch the footie, then try to figure out how to be awake to watch K-State whip Tech, then no doubt crash for 20 hours. I'm exploring alternative methods to staying alive.

It's entirely possible my favorite subject for photography is the discarded jack o'lantern. There's a huge commercial market for this, I'm sure.

YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ✊🏾 m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...

I just asked a woman struggling to carry a bag near the trash if she was throwing it all away, offering to do it for her... She said, "Oh, no. This is my daughter's Halloween candy." Little sister was out killin' it tonight. You go, girl! And, mom, hide that bag ASAP.

A cool thing about watching your kids grow up is seeing them explore their own vibes and figuring out their comfort levels. Halloween with the Moore kids: a quiet night at home, Men (well, man and Lexi) in Black out to a party, and Jeff Hardy dancing in a parking lot in I don't even know where ...

Fuck the treble. Arsenal might just win the quadruple.

Quite a ceasefire there in Gaza. I mean, no one has ceased firing, but why let that put a damper on success?

Maybe someone will rescue Mike Trout from the Angels and put him on a team with a chance to show off his greatness on a big stage, too.

Call will stand

Ohtani has been on base NINE times in a World Series game that is still going on.

Jesus, Wegner SUCKS

I legitimately wonder what goes through Ohtani's head at the plate. Nothing ever changes in his approach or demeanor. Probably some Japanese shit.

I don't have a rooting interest in this game, but I am rooting for madness and drama. I love witnessing games that you can tell your kids you watched live. Yamamoto just volunteered to go in the game. That's how I'd write it as fiction.

This is the America, where Republicans just tell people to get a job as billionaires gut low paying jobs to maximize already obscene profits.

The longer this game goes, the more important it is to win. But I really want to see the Dodgers throw a position player out there.

Mark Wegner shouldn't be umping anywhere, much less the World Series. Another reason we need robot umps now is because they don't even pick the best guys for the biggest games.

This is 100% why Democrats lost in 2024, fwiw. Fear of actual progressive values.

I was asking my kid if he left any XBox controllers here and within an hour noticed all of my available emojis featured them. I'm so tired of whatever is happening.

Arsenal's strategy of not allowing any goals ever is paying off.

With all due respect, how did I never notice how fine FAWLTY TOWERS era Prunella Scales was when I was growing up?

I share a Snapchat group with my three kids. They're all very different, but getting weird glimpes into their scattered (Denver, St Louis, Hays, Kansas) lives always entertains me.