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spiritually source engine

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell

weird mage lady from the woods

bridge over the jamiroquai

guy who says “wait…I recognize this fighting style” every time he gets punched

The end of the year is always my favorite time as a games writer, and I always try to get an interview for one game that really hit me. So here's a big interview with Kazutaka Kodaka and Kotaro Uchikoshi, on creating the wild experiment of The Hundred Line www.inverse.com/gaming/the-h...

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

despite all your differences could you view a little green alien as a peer?

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this

"arknights is secretly leftist!" "the limbus gacha is so generous!" we are playing casino games with lore

me to my cat when he gets scared of the dishwasher

the funniest thing that’s ever happened did not happen to me, so i can only imagine how funny it must have been first hand, in real time. it happened to my physics teacher Mr. Turner, who told me a couple years back at a school band competition 6 of the 7 entries played Seven Nation Army

call me trump the way im neck deep in bills with no bush 💯

Running around with 4 party members is normal. That's a close knit group chat. That's a squad. Running around with 7 is a job. That's a teams meeting

19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm? 30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

There is no man in the world that understands the female orgasm more than Keifer

"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."

During the development of Dragon Quest VII i contacted Toriyama-san and told him "we need a character who fucks good. A guy who fucks fast and hard. A man who is loyal to sword and pussy both but is also a passionate lover. And he showed me perfection." -interview with Yuji Horii on Dragon Quest XII

i replaced the battery in my 2015 macbook pro a few months ago and it does everything i need to use my work laptop for except smoother, faster and quitr. what the hell happened

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

Isn't it crazy how no amount of cats could change a lightbulb. There could be a million of them and it wouldn't get done

He looks like he's driving

Don't make me tap the sign *sign that kills you if you tap it*

He Would Do This

yupppppp

"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves" x.com/dailyportalz...

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

i've seen a lot of people overcompensating in the other direction as well and it needs to stop. dijon is a very respectable mustard. stop calling it busted. stop calling it an poverty franchise mustard. stop saying dijon is on fraud watch

me: where can i get really powerful weapons? gamefaqs Shin Megami Tensei IV guide:

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

i went to a new sandwich place for lunch and it was unremarkable