I love mouse girls so much

do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable

just got a Google pixel ad with a guy stood in the supermarket asking his phone what the coriander he's holding in his hand is. it's a supermarket. there's labels on the food.

Okay, man.

theyre doing this to me tomorrow

Rise of The Machines

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

i would KILL for a 9-5

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

doctor who

Endure with Christ's power

you cannot kirk me in any way that matters

the ads are really part of the Tumblr experience

go stream my wife. NOW

happy saturday, i'm live on twitch!! come chill & yap with me!! ^-^ twitch.tv/jishisonline

I always find it very endearing when someone accidentally says reblog

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

that movie intro trope of explaining things through a news broadcast but instead its a youtube video essay

some of you people use bluesky like it's twitter and it shows

this photo cracks me up

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time

💜✨💜✨💜✨💜 Need A Room In Dublin Negotiations with letting agency went nowhere so flatmate and I will likely be evicted in 3 weeks. We're looking for a new flat or room(s) in a flatshare in Dublin. Ideally together, but maybe separately. Lmk of any flats or rooms going in Dublin. Tyy!! 💜✨💜✨💜✨💜

a day off is beautiful

They're getting you

This is the aesthetic of the future

what am I so scared of? that someone might find out I'm a person? that I listen to music and love and laugh like everyone else?

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

under who?? i only listen to socksedm

remember when google's internal motto was "don't be evil"? I remember that. I wonder why they stopped using it

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

i should probably post these here too hi. fugis for @snapcube.gay :D

jemadars jemminesses jemidar jemidars jemmier jemmiest

DID U JUST PNGTUBER ME IN THE REPLIES??

bf sent me this pic earlier & it made me laugh so hard I felt like I was gonna be sick

circling back around towards becoming so very impatient for the steam frame. please we have to be close now. please.

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

the random me disrespect is so fried and I think I deserve to talk like I know something for just a sec so bear with me

the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)

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takes good photos too 😳 (the 'effect' is cuz its shot through a window mesh screen)