This is me at 15. I’m a child. I’m a CHILD.

Yeah, the fees are the thing…

"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry

Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone? Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate. They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.

“Too”

I love Cardi B, but usually can hardly understand what she’s saying.

shit ain’t over til it’s over

1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC. If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.

More from Newsom’s press office.

Mr President: Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation. Come at me bro.

He’s not planning on leaving.

pam bondi as porta potties: thread

A one-minute gap?

[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!

Just met a lovely cat in Hertford. Turned out to be a nazi.

Today in Boston. Over a million people turned out. Even the drone couldn't get it all. #NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

That time in 1988 Sesame Street ripped on Donald Trump

I'll just take this moment to point out that the US Institute of Peace, just a few weeks ago, contained one of the finest concentrations of US expertise on India and Pakistan, and crisis management in South Asia.

Number of (reported) golf outings for Trump since inauguration: 16. Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12. @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

If you take a single lesson out of Star Wars let it be that successful opposition to fascism only happened after all the different factions stopped fighting with each other and joined forces. You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.

Every now and then I just pause and think that … we could have just elected Kamala Harris, and we’d still have an economy that was the strongest in the world; we’d still have an American-led trans-Atlantic order; we’d be assured that our universities would remain the envy of the world; … (1/x)

Must read!

Manufacturing employs 11m, tourism 12m. #richkid #amateur

This is how it’s done! www.cnn.com/2025/04/14/u...

Elon’s Downfall

The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.

Young men feel increasingly alienated, the leftist commentator Hasan Piker told Andrew Marantz—they can’t afford college or rent, they can’t get a date, they can’t imagine a stable future. The Democratic Party isn’t helping. nyer.cm/YNcmARu

Meanwhile, over at the other joint:

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

Crockett: This is not what we should be doing. I don’t even know why we’re fighting with Greenland. We’re fighting with Greenland, Canada, and Mexico—yet we’re in love with Putin?!

This is not an exaggeration. This is exactly what is happening.

The cowardice of the GOP has been astounding 👇 #TraitorTrump

"daddy, what did you do in the war" son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet we all did our part

this week's cover is on point ht: @jamiegangel.bsky.social

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s response: “We are a nation of laws, not ruled by a king. The MTA has initiated legal proceedings in the Southern District of New York to preserve this critical program. We’ll see you in court.”

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.

Hee hee hee

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar