St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce that Roland Idowu will join the club on a permanent basis on Sunday 15th June following the expiry of his loan agreement. stmirren.com/all-news/5865-roland-idowu-to-join-st-mirren-on-permanent-basis

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Going to be hard for him to have a fair trial, though. The jury is meant to be comprised of your peers, and how many Dickensian street urchins on smack who have swallowed a thesaurus are there in the U.K.? Vanishingly few.

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

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OTD 5 April 1980 St Mirren 2-0 Hibernian Goals from Alan Logan & Lex Richardson This left Saints level on points with third placed Morton and a point behind eventual champions Aberdeen George Best played alongside ex Saints Bobby Torrance & Ally McLeod in attack for Hibs

@huwstephensdj.bsky.social you missed a trick. Could have played the Billy Connolly version 😜

Reality check. Thank you, Financial Times.

Absolutely

Get a pet, it will enrich your life, they said My dog at 4:30 AM, 6:00 AM and 6:30 AM: Yo, wake up, it's enrichment time!

In January 1986, BBC1's Jackanory, for years stuffy and staid, briefly felt like the coolest thing ever when Rik Mayall performed (it's much more than a reading) Roald Dahl's GEORGE'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE! For me and my mates, this was Event Television, constantly quoted for weeks on end.

Tesla earned $2.3 billion in the United States in 2024. You'd think it paid a lot in taxes, right? Well it paid precisely $0 in federal income taxes last year. You want waste and fraud? Look at what some big corporations and the rich are getting away with.

Ketamine’s a helluva drug.

4:30am starts blow goats. @wtc1981.bsky.social stuff yer #planewatch.

Did a thing. Again. Painted as Lothian issue but is Scotland wide. With NHS England about to announce a four-fold increase in funding their roll-out, Scotland needs to follow suit. #DiabetesTechCantWait www.scotsman.com/news/politic...

I once met Ronnie Corbett and couldn't get over how small he was in real life. When I told him this, he told me to fuck off. I was gutted at the time but with hindsight it was a reasonable response from the little fella.

Jesse’s Fashion Tips #thefastshow

Brexit was a con. Sold on a pack of lies by fantasists, ladybird libertarians, chancers, xenophobes and spivs. On this day of all days we should take a moment to remind everyone of that.

A bit of a no-brainer here - and could (if done right) potentially be extended from Porty to Leith on *existing* infra with minimal disruption. There's a whole train line that could in theory be linked to main trams just off Ocean Drive. A thought. chng.it/SyYH9rRXr2

Petition · Reopen Edinburgh's South Sub using Tram-Trains https://www.change.o...

Reminder that a certain national broadcaster turned down my podcast series on Section D and its missions in Amsterdam because i refused to do it with a celebrity "going on a journey". I'm here to tell stories. Not explain the fate of Dutch Jewish diamond workers to a sad Johnny Vaughn.

Thinking that this may end up as my new social meeja home. Twatter now a raging mess of bad ads, porn bots and nazi punks, and Threads? Not the best and very similar. Will see how it all pans out as still need X for #GBDoc and #StMirren stuff...

The only way this could have gone worse for her was if she'd said Maxwell's Silver Hammer

This powerful visual shows a year’s worth of diabetes supplies for managing type 1 diabetes—every sensor, pump site, and vial of insulin.

Denmark telling Mr Trump to fuck off. If this is a message you endorse, spread it.

Typing passwords #cybersecurity

Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

After a great gig by my favourite band, my partner announced she'd been really bored and despised the music. It finally made me accept that we just weren't meant to be together. I could tolerate all her other crap, but saying bad things about Teenage Fanclub meant the end.

Strathpuffer in the morning. Steel guitar in my soul...

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

Access to diabetes technology isn’t a luxury—it’s a necessity. ‼️ Listen to those with T1 & advocates.📢 Thanks to those who joined online: @skintomcginto.bsky.social @t1lesley.bsky.social #DiabetesTechCantWait 📺 Watch the debate here: buff.ly/3W8jGo8

When we fight for access to life-saving diabetes technology, we’re fighting for fairness, dignity & health equity. Honoured to champion this cause in last night's debate. The work doesn’t stop here. ‼️ #DiabetesTechCantWait #DiabetesDebate @diabetesuk.bsky.social 📺 Watch here: buff.ly/3W8jGo8

Tomorrow (7/1/25) evening around 1710. There will be a debate in the Scottish Parliament about access to Diabetes Tech in Scotland. If you can’t attend in person you can watch it here. #DiabetesTechCantWait #DiabetesChat #GBDoc #T1Diabetes Please retweet t.co/ZDmUFsOCnA

We joke about Elon buying something else so he can ruin it like Twitter and he goes and buys America.

Just getting some lovely, fresh, foamy Wanke down my neck, gang.

Massive away win for the little fella.

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Teens from low income households more and more priced out of university as living costs soar way above maintenance loans bit.ly/3BbQ8Pl partly because student accommodation is overpriced by investors and must be rented all year

@johnjnicol.bsky.social was this your last year doing it? Or did you retire earlier?

This joke made my brain fizz 👍🏻

as a side note - and pardon my French - it is fucking mental that Captain Tom's "autobiography" actually was a bestseller

Mikki Disco #TheFastShow