Well guys. After yesterday’s excitement of a boring #Planewatch with no #trainwatch …. #trainwatch is back for a special episode.

#planewatch is back. Regular viewers will be getting bored of this route now. I know I am. #Edinburgh headed for #Landan

Right. #trainwatch #incoming. Hopes are high for a smoother journey back to civilisation. Expectations are low. 👀🚂

Fuck knows if anyone is still on this. I’m here for the twitter methadone programme. #trainwatch #incoming

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm! 🍺

#trainwatch about leave #standrews Shortly pulling in to #standrews

Who’s gonna tell him it already is??? #barry #rangers #nedlasso

How many?

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧

Who’s out to get Rachel Reeves then???

Well that was a fucking let down.

I’m excited for the halftime show. #superbowl

@tottenhamhotspur.com can you guys let me know where you can buy the club suit?

Feels like the older I get, the more I mellow. My unbridled hatred of hearts has dissipated, a little. I was ok with them eventually having a good day out at Dens Park.

Mon the Hibs!!!! 💚💪

#planewatch second leg is running a limited service tonight. Pint of Guinness got in the way. Boarded.

No #trainwatch today. Small talk. Sigh.

#planewatch pushed back.

Lads. Stick with #planewatch for fun aviation news. 👀

#planewatch boarded, seated and belted. Looking for a wingman. #citeh here we come.

#planewatch is being disrupted by having to speak to colleagues. Too early for work based small talk. #morning

Going green for breakfast. #planewatch 🇳🇬🥐☕️

It’s back lads. Welcome to the first #planewatch of 2025. #edinburgh #turnhoose

I don’t know who runs the hibs programmes these days. However, they need to write a similar article next time the rangers are in town.

Much like SDG. I deserve this tonight. 🍷

@curvynisbet.bsky.social there he is. 😍

Those baseball style walk out jackets from #arsenal are all kinds of terrible.

𝐑𝐨𝐛 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬

#planewatch is over for the year.

#planewatch almost done. Landed in the finest capital of these islands and all the world. Missed all the #upgradewatch service as fell asleep. 🙈✈️

#planewatch #upgradewatch I had a word with the fat controller. Cleared us for take off. #

#planewatch #upgradewatch Delighted to have all this extra comfort. Seated, Belted etc. Then they announce an air traffic control issue and we’ve got a 30 minute delay. 🙈 Switching to youtube for a bit.

#planewatch #upgradewatch I’ve got a good 1.5/2 inches spare leg room. #vip

#planewatch has reached heights it’s not seen for 9 years. Somehow been upgraded to the slightly better seats. ✈️💺

Annoying football terms. In Transition. #trainwatch ⏩️ #planewatch

#trainwatch this train is for Woolwich Arsenal. Up the Arsenal*

#trainwatch is underway #bank in a turn up for the books…. There is a branch of my bank just across the road. More than can be said in my hometown.

As a wee warm up for #trainwatch here are some funny location names.

🚨🚂🚨 #trainwatch klaxon

This afternoons #trainwatch will need to include a safety message. Dont let your phone get knicked. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#trainwatch got off to a great start. Letting me drive again. 🚂🤣

#planewatch it’s fucking tropical doom here. Nae need for the jaiket

#planewatch had landed in #Landan #trainwatch coming up.

#planewatch push back. 25 mins late. 🙄

#planewatch mon lads. Call group 4. I need a nap. #itsagoodgroup

#planewatch breakfast on the go. #spoons - the only places it’s acceptable. Soft drinks only though. I’m not an animal.

#planewatch the fast track security lane is a waste of time. Fair dos they don’t have to zigzag. Still got to merge with us plebs in the end.

It’s that time of the month again lads. #planewatch is back. Off to the land of jellied eels, cockney rebels and pie n mash. #landan awaits. got a wee special guest coming with me this time.

Congratulations to @newcastleunited.com on winning the World Cup. It’s been a long wait for a trophy. Howay the lads 🏆.

Not sure if everyone is over here yet. But can someone please just go and buy Super John McGinn. At his absolute peak. UCL goals and performances 🔥 Hibs could do with the funds.