"Soon, the sailors spot clouds on the horizon as black as night. This means one thing, and only one thing: It is Tool Time."

✋🚨 🛑 HALT 🛑 🚨✋ You have reached a POSHANKA POINT All TRUE WARRIORS of PHARLOOM and THE LANDS BEYOND must stop and give a proper "POSHANKA" in order to proceed!!! ⭕🕷️🪡

The fact PlayStation app saved clips and Switch has a QR code for for uploading vids and photos yet online posting of games dipped 90% after Elon made it impossible to upload to Twitter proved that to me

i cannot cosign this hard enough these things are going to get stuck in your head, and knowing they are true means they are going to hit differently than the fiction you consume that you are sure must be worse

in the opened fire. straight up “roastin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My chestnits

What I really want to say would, at bare minimum, violate Bluesky's TOS so I'll just say that there is absolutely no excuse for the @democrats.org messaging from here on out to be anything other than "the president has raped children and everyone around him is complicit in covering it up"

Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate it and Happy Holidays to everyone else! Remember to be good because someone very special is visiting us tonight. That's right, King from Tekken is coming to bring presents! Remember to leave him a protein shake and an energy bar next to the tree.

i stopped making "trans people are the canaries in the coalmine for fascism" analogies when i learned that miners would actually try to save the canaries after they passed out instead of going "wow, 1,000 more canaries and i might start to worry!"

Be sure to play I'll Be Ping! For Christmas this holiday season! It's free! ccsh.itch.io/ill-be-ping-...

Update Part 2: Ya girl is in the shelter so ANY help is cherished. I feel like shit in asking, even pulling the Christmas and Birthday card, but I'm going to ride this out until the end.

in the worked shop. straight up "torqueing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My wrentche.

ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

On a long enough timeframe, the probability of someone doing something really cool comes closer and closer to 100%

our world does not have to be this way. we do not have to live in a society with evil men at the levers of power. the United States government is an unjust hierarchy with monsters at the top of it.

Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files, allegedly involved in child trafficking & infanticide. Any political system that allows a man this evil to become president is irredeemable & must be abolished. The leadership of the New York Times continues to defend these atrocities.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

he is a good dog

gotta swing by the office to sign some paperwork for my new job then go to the pharmacy to pick up new syringes gonna make a quick dinner for myself the most powerful man in the world is a pedophile and has been for decades band practice tonight!

it's fucking insane that the President of the United States has raped children and I just gotta do errands

The amazing mental gymnastics that people are going through to explain this. This is obviously a suicide note, he is obviously calling the president a pedophile, and the DOJ obviously pulled this because they had not actually read it yet.

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The fascists we need to stop are extremely dangerous, but thankfully they're also extremely stupid

mods are asleep post regime censored content

it cool how this was a problem that didn’t exist before and now it’s something every parent needs to be prepared to deal with

thinking about hirohiko araki seeing these ads and it wheedling around his brain the entire time he's making stone ocean. in a slightly different universe, weather report ditches the hat, but his stand is a go-kart

tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to

People just don't really say "w00t" anymore. Due to w0ke

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

a slightly more optimistic card from me:

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for

deliberately suppressing this because it looks bad for the regime is such an overtly evil act and in a just world Bari would never be able to sleep at night knowing what she’s enabling but she feels righteous about it, because she is a terrible person

I'm not in marketing but an angry guy shrieking "Guess what asshole...AI isn't going away so you might as well accept it!" doesn't strike me as the way you'd pitch an ostensibly useful product

PROGRAMMER: Pretend to be alive LLM: I am alive PROGRAMMER: What have I done

i can't believe the number of people in my life who are enthusiastically using Chat GPT for therapy, to analyze text conversations with partners, get advice on disputes with neighbors etc. it's just autocomplete! it doesn't "know" anything and can't give you advice! please please don't do this

dont give up on your dreams because with enough persistence you can get like two or three people at your local interested in playing marvel vs. capcom infinite

WINTER SOLSTICE

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

LRS Stormblood fucking rules and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't

Sorry I couldn't bring myself to edit. Hancock, astonishingly, is a real one

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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything

POV: You are surfing along the Cinnabar Island coastline immediately after being shown how to catch a Weedle.

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed