Make Argentina Great Again?

Can Schumer be recalled

This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done

This will be a tremendous opening for whatever documentary gets made about the rise and fall of Tesla.

Turn the volume up. Damn.

Middlesex Libs stand up

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

Would’ve been a dumpster fire sale

Sep 30: USDA issues guidance saying they can use contingency fund Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds Nov 1: no funds go out Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts

This testimony is more humiliating than being hit by a sandwich

I can only assume they do this for Ted Cruz too?

Awful, awful injury for Jayden Daniels. Why he's out there in the fourth quarter of a blowout loss while he's still coming off a (different) injury is a very fair question that needs to be asked in Washington

Clean house, I do not care what you did last year. The body of work for this season is DAMNING.

Rip up healthcare for millions under the guise of “we’ll think up something that we haven’t thought of in 10 years”

The Jay Gruden coaching tree

Have not read or watched CNN in some time, will never read or watch CNN again!

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

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This is horseshit and God should smite everyone involved

$40 billion for Argentina, while millions in the U.S. will face hunger next week when SNAP benefits run out amid the MAGA shutdown. #FDT #50501Movement #PeoplesMovement

Horrible call in Philly. Giants got hosed.

Cope and seethe

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

this is a powerful image

I would be enthusiastic to see if any corner on the Commanders could do a better job than Marshon Lattimore. #HTTC

they once made a movie about a rock and roll opera about a guy who was super good at pinball and you want to tell me autism is new?

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

the only Big Beautiful Bill in Washington

Bill fucking rules lmao

I might’ve been wrong about Luke

What Jahlil Farooq did cannot be done. I’m in shock.

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

Andrade getting Omega immediately. What a fucking beast, no one in the world doing it like him

That mandate talk goes away the second they can’t sway people on their own side.

Most of the time it’s me sharing jokes I got off.

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

I am not a doctor, but having a sickness 5-10 times in ~5 years does not seem like natural immunity. Also, I would prefer not to get any illnesses ever, if possible.

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

How did baker mayfield throw a hospital ball on a fumble

Very satisfying doink there

This Bears game is incredible. Huge changes in coaching and personnel and the *exact* same performance.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”

Chris Berman breaks out the Boz Scaggs for Deebo Samuel

Refs in the Washington game are dog ass.