The degree to which these people should be locked in an asylum cannot be overstated

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

Washington didn't want to pay Mike Macdonald close to what Seattle offered. Then the front office scared off Ben Johnson in the interview process. Fun!

Cadillac F1

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

"Relax your tight end" is going to rattle around in my brain for weeks

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

The only negative of the halftime show was Bad Bunny not playing Chambea and showing up with a kendo stick.

Bad Bunny? The professional wrestler?

That was Jessica Alba, right?

Is It Cake halftime ad was, unfortunately, good.

RONNNNNNNNNN

IIRC, his quote at the end of that game was something like "man, I gotta get outta here"

Good Will Dunkin was maybe the only good commercial in the 2nd quarter

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

redfin capitalizing on the mustiness of this country to push house sales. capitalism baby!

Ron Rivera saw Christian Gonzalez play football and thought to himself he'd rather have a 150 pound corner instead and I think we should never forget that.

Cris, I promise you no one is just having it dawn on them this might be a defensive game.

NBC using Golden for Olympics promos is perfect producing and also a way to keep my daughter’s attention on the game. A+.

Well? I’m here for Disclosure Day.

They should bring North Dakota, both South Dakota’s, and both Montana’s with them too

Rest in piss, bozo

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

A shocking discovery that when you aren't going to college campuses in the south or NXT tapings in Orlando, things look beautiful.

Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way

Forza Italia

Thats why those Olympic Villages are places you dont want to use a blacklight in

NEW CHEATING DROPPED www.bbc.com/sport/articl...

Getting an emotional support dog because people said you had bad opinions online, and then replacing that dog with an identical dog is just psychotic behavior

A tremendous waste of ink philosophically that’s also a tremendous waste of ink literally. It’s like these people have no idea how to run a newspaper or something.

Every Call of Duty after Verdansk.

It shouldn’t be funny, but his open contempt for the ultra-religious — at a prayer breakfast — is, unfortunately, hilarious. He’s clocked them and knows he doesn’t have to hide it and can say whatever he wants about them and they’ll still vote with him 100 percent of the time.

Buddy, who is “we”

Libs getting the NFL, wrestling, domestic beer, and guns in the national divorce was just simply not on my bingo card.

I don’t know how to describe this feeling that everything is bad and billionaires are making everything worse for their personal gains other than helpless. I don’t know how the average person can fix this. Speaking up, going into media or law, hell voting doesn’t even work. A sad state of affairs.

Incredible day for Washington, D.C. to not have a sports section anymore at their top paper

I think one aspect many outside of DC don’t realize about The Washington Post sports section is how incredible the high school sports coverage was. There are dozens of nationally recognized programs here in a variety of sports across the region. It’s not easy to cover, and they did. Really well.

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post

Bezos, you won’t see the gates of heaven

I truly believe there is nothing more important that civic-minded multi-millionaires could do right now than start up local newspapers and run them at a small but steady loss and the benefits are amazing -- everyone has to talk to you and you get to act like you're a good and important person

In no functioning country is this allowed.

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

people get to a level of religious that make them sound completely detached from reality and insane it’s kind of terrifying

That’s probably fine. Probably not a big deal, it’s not like she’s the director of national int— *finger to ear* Ah. Well,,,

I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.