Love that we're at the point where he just posts cryptic stuff that is virtually indistinguishable from early 2017 Clickhole articles clickhole.com/government-i...

We love guns! Who in America really even needs butter anyway!

Good grief, dude, take it down a notch

Presidents are usually asked to speak in ways that Don’t make others in the global community feel less sympathetic to us if terror attacks happen

Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it? TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

BYE BITCH

This ranks right up there as one of the dumbest things this pudding-brained sociopath has ever said

Somewhere in Trump's brain, the countries-that-don't-extradict-to-the-US neuron whimpered and let out one last dying burst of neurotransmitters.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

This is like if Veep and Curb Your Enthusiasm got stuck together in the machine from The Fly, and then the creature that came out of the machine was the President of the United States. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Terrific one-liner 👇

Am I to understand that the state’s “heavy regulations” were instated in the past month to cause oil and gas prices to increase? If so, provide us with a list of each and exactly when each was enacted. Otherwise, quit gaslighting. We’re not stupid and are aware of the war of choice with Iran.

I don’t want to be controversial but I do think it’s turned out that the possibility of nuclear war is a bigger threat to the future of humanity than the woke mind virus

Including cancer research for kids. Total dirt bags.

This is a no-brainer.

If you can’t sack your demented, insane president are you even a democracy?

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic. Boy, did they screw up.

No one has to pretend that Trump's cognitive behavior is normal or that it isn't consistent with someone in cognitive decline (which it is). That the legacy media insists on reporting it as though it is an abject failure of journalism.

He genuinely thinks NATO exists to do the bidding of the USA-even if this means those countries must compromise their own national sovereignty, so long as that’s what Trump wants them to do

Trump doing noon pressers can only mean we've reached the "this crisis is beyond my control and I know its killing my popularity" phase that we saw with Covid.

It's just non-stop nonsense today, these were all three minutes apart! *TRUMP: IRANIANS SHOULD RISE UP AGAINST THE IRAN REGIME *TRUMP: NEW REGIME IS SMARTER, SHARPER, LESS RADICAL *TRUMP: WE DIDN'T DO THIS FOR REGIME CHANGE *TRUMP: I HAVE THE BEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS

To judge from Trump's stochastic, contradictory statements about his war on Iran, he knows that he has lost & is desperate. What will he do? A near consensus here in Washington expects that Trump will escalate out of sheer vanity with even more bombing & then ground troops. /1

It’s a bit too polite for my liking.

Nazis have been listening to it in public in Germany. That says it all. I don’t care how good his back catalogue is (and in 2009 he was probably my favourite artist). He has unleashed something so dangerous and I don’t understand why he’s been given a way back.

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Donald Trump’s first appearance in the NYT— “Major Landlord Accused of Antiblack Bias in City” from 1973

This is bullshit. The court chose to take this case and in doing so, tarnished its reputation even more. apnews.com/article/supr...

Timeline cleanser: Ashley Biden shared a warm Biden family Easter photo from California—simple reminder of what normal looks like.

Stephen Miller wants ICE to shoot immigrants and lie about it. That's why they're doing it. (NYT gift link)

Remember that time when ICE shot a man as he fled into his home and then claimed he beat an agent with a snowshovel? And we were all like "you're lying"? They were lying www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/u...

Before his 2019 arrest, Jeffrey Epstein spent his last days of freedom in Paris, where he sought out well-connected fixers to help him befriend influential people — a playbook he used everywhere he lived.

I think especially because the news media has recently demonstrated what "we think the president is incompetent and that he should not be in office" looks like in how they covered Biden post-debate and don't do the same for Trump

This aint going nowhere. But this line made me laugh: "The final agreement is expected to include Iranian commitments not to pursue nuclear weapons in exchange for sanctions relief and the release of frozen assets." www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...

The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of Trump’s second administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases. 🔗 Full story: https://propub.li/4e5vZLL

How strange is this? Trump casually admitted on Fox on the phone on Easter Sunday that the US secretly sent “a lot of guns” to Iranian protesters through the Kurds who he then says… “kept them”. Totally normal. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/APxDvvOD1Qwi...

New in PN: Trump's Total War Budget "It points the way clearly toward a distinctively Republican vision of America — one where there's endless money for bombs while the populace is transformed into an impoverished mass of hunger and disease, emitting hoarse pleas for castoffs from oligarchs."

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A father fought for months to get his young daughter out of U.S. immigration custody. When he finally did, he discovered something devastating—his 3-year-old daughter had allegedly been sexually abused while in a foster home in Texas. No one told him. #SheShed

It turns out that placing one man's vainglory and self-enrichment at the center of all decisionmaking isn't a good basis for governance newrepublic.com/article/2086...

Great After an spending an absolutely unhinged Easter Day on social media, making wild threats and suggesting that the possibility of using nuclear weapons is not off the table in Iran Trump spent his night watching bigots on Fox News who want to tear citizenship away from millions of Americans

Never seen a better example of the brain-boiling properties of Twitter than the way Nate has color-coded the “neutral” platforms here

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

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The acting head of the DOJ’s voting section told a judge last week that the agency had not touched the nonpublic voter roll data it has collected. That wasn’t true. www.wired.com/story/doj-mi...

"Tonight, I'll be wearing slightly mismatched cufflinks as a subtle and polite objection to the administration's assault on the First Amendment."