Jst, ko vsak faking dan preberem nove CEO izbljuvke o tem, kako bi morali delati 16 ur na dan in kako so fakultete krive, da se pri njih zaposleni "studenti zaradi studija ne morejo maksimalno posvetiti delu."

"Where do you see yourself in 500 years?" - the real "Interview With The Vampire"

"Varuj se marcevskih gnid!" - predvolilna

This guy rules

Maynard verjetno ni v Epsteinovih fajlih, ker prosti cajt prezivlja z vinogradnistvom, musko in tripanjem ballsov 😅 Puscifer - Bad Wolf 🎶🍄🦋 #finemuzike youtu.be/gQsFPPFNUXk?...

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A new survey shows the universe in low-energy radio waves, revealing 14 million sources. The radio sky glows where particles move through magnetic fields--like these jets shot out by supermassive black holes. Some are millions of light years wide! 🧪🔭 observatoiredeparis.psl.eu/the-largest-...

📢 Glasovanje se je začelo! 🎊 Glasujete tako, da (vsako) izjavo ocenite z eno od rubrik: nevtralna, spolno stereotipna, prikrito seksistična, odkrito seksistična, ultimativni seksizem. Glasujete lahko do 3. marca! Vabljeni! bodeca-neza.spol.si/glasovanje

for lent, i'm giving up

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

Technologia

Instagram dohtarico, ki "v imenu zascite zensk pred spolnom nasiljem" sodeluje v rasisticni predvolilni kampanji, bi mogoce zanimalo, da se Fotopub posiljevalec Dusan Smodej ze vec kot leto dni izmika slovenskemu sodstvu v tujini.

#poslovnaideja: resnicnostni shov Oporoka na prvi pogled. Pohlepni sorodniki se prikazejo za zapuscinsko razpravo, kjer odkrivajo druzinske drame, spletkarijo in jamrajo, zakaj jim "pripada" karkoli od pokojnika. Plot twist: pokojnik je v resnici zhiv in vse to skrivaj opazuje. 🍿💀

Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes. Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!

Roses are red Vice is inherent

not enough soup restaurants named brothels

My private plane will only have one bidet because I'm a man of the people.

Prva izjava na seznamu me navdusuje tudi v kontekstu vsebin podcastov, ki so med najbolj priljubljenimi med slovenskimi moskimi 🥴

Vse, kar si poslovne zenske zelimo pred 8. marcem: plasticna kirurgija, cujecnost in mansplaining 🌸🌸🌸

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Random fish generator. strudel.org.uk/fish/

RIP to the star of one of the best music videos ever created 🫡 The Shoes - Drifted 🎶🔥 #finemuzike #RIPJamesVanDerBeek youtu.be/hLy4zvz_xZ0?...

"Lejga, idiota, kam rine," je manevre voznika BMW-ja komentiral voznik mercedesa ... ki je stal parkiran cez plocnik in pol kolesarske 😂🤌 #TragikomedijaVEnemDejanju

"iF sOcIaLisM iS sO gReAt ThEn WhY aRe ThOsE cOuNtRiEs DoInG sO bAdLy"

Something the Still Mad About MeToo people seem to have forgotten is that MeToo part 1 was at least partially a response to Trump’s disgusting behavior, and we are now in Trump 2, and the behavior under discussion is even worse, so guess what everybody

It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps

Bad Bunnyjev nastop: ljubezen, upanje, skupnost, veselje, prihodnost, juhu 💖 Medtem pa Kid Rock in "bela krscanska alternativa": osamljeni boomer se dere o prostitutkah, nasilju in alkoholu. Amejzing 😂

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

Nov teden, nove javne provokacije in nov "kje tu vidite neonaciste" 🥴👍

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Bezos, ki je za podkupnino predsedniku nedavno vrgel 80 milijonov v propagandni film o Melaniji, je vceraj odpustil 300 od 800 novinarjev Washington Posta. Tudi vojno dopisnico, ki sredi zime poroca iz Kijeva. "Varcevat je treba," pravi multimilijarder.

Drage in dragi! Prodam dve (z besedo 2) karti za nocojšnji koncert DELTA RIFF v Kinu Šiška. Spričo okoliščin po diskontni ceni 15 eur po karti (early bird cena). Interesente sprejemam v DM, ostalo občestvo se vljudno naproša za RT. www.kinosiska.si/dogodek/delt...

Now *that's* a name I haven't heard in a while 🚬 Kula Shaker - Wormslayer 🎶🎸✨ #finemuzike #frishkich #srednjeshkoljka #newmusic youtu.be/ZR4YO35Zvec?...

Kiddies who made it out of the ICE dungeon report sighting a schoolmate. Before this, the school district had no information on their whereabouts. The family has now been connected with a lawyer. Youngsters who escape a govt dungeon are the only way to track abducted children? This is fine!

POMEMBNO: ni velika moznost, je pa vseeno moznost, da je nekemu Gen Z-jevcu tam zunaj ime Kaj Mak.

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

Frendi, ki se na signalu menijo za travo: "Pssst, ima kdo za posodit zelen pulover?" Milijarderji v sluzbenem mejlu: "Oj cao dobr smo do smrti posilil revne otroke na ta datum ane hehe evo prilagam video."

#pejmose Diskontne verzije avtomobilskih znamk. Zacnem: BMK Cheep

American politics ✨

"Epstein files aren't about the right vs. left. This is about billionaires vs. the truth. This is a wake-up call."

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

Internet is fun.

Not everybody was kung fu fighting. I saw a little thumb wrestling, too.

Pri trenutnem medijskem ravsu lokalnih milijonarjev glede politicne opcije, ki jo morajo zagovarjati, bi zgolj spomnila na Boscarola pred slabim letom. Tip je javno zugal Slovencem, da smo kreteni, ker "na pamet" obsojamo Trumpa in ne izkoristimo poslovne priloznosti analpinizma v njegov zadnjik.

#petek je, pokazite mi svoje glupe memse pls 💺

Whoever came up with "penny for your thoughts," "don't nickel and dime me," and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.