company that creates deepfake CSAM raises $20 billion www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/t...

Hvalabogu! 😂

Maduro in NYC listening to a classic mix of Ramones, Blondie, RUN DMC and Biggie

Obupno je, ne hodit. #antarctica #pejtenekam #povsodjelepodomajebrezveze #dopustniodvisnik #naturenurture #pingwinning #bucketlist

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Influenced by the queen of memes :) Shout out v Mozirje, Dravlje, Trnow in Piran. k00.fr/stranpanaumo...

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

"Homesick" ⛄️

✅ Prvi dan novega leta sem se valjala v jacuzziju na Antarktiki, opazovala kite in srebala krasen bloody mary. Filozofija za 2026 bo ustrezna.

Voscim vam chill 2026 🥂🧊🐳 #povsodjelepodomajebrezveze #dopustniodvisnik #pejtenekam #bucketlist #antarctica

📞 Ja halo, ne morem zdej, urejam 69420 fotk patagonskega zhivlja, lp. #povsodjelepodomajebrezveze #pejtenekam #dopustniodvisnik #pingu

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass

In one of the Danish TV screenings of Die Hard, “yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” was changed to “yippee-ki-yay, bror lort,” which means “yippee-ki-yay, shit brother.” In a German screening, the “motherfucker” was changed to Schweinebacke (“pig cheek”). And in Finnish... pulunnussija (“pigeon fucker”).

Ni problema, bomo imeli pa korejski 4B tudi doma, lp.

Zasebna in varna hramba digitalne kopije vašega življenja, ki nikoli ne zapusti Evropske Unije, in do katere umetna inteligenca nima dostopa, ne bi smela biti darilo, ampak pravica. Žal še nismo tam, tako da mora biti vsaj darilo. @koofr.net ima novoletne popuste in letos je zadnje normalno leto.

Update: na tem delu poloble nabijanje Wham in kichasti dekor ne bosta priklicala bozicnih snegul, ampak 30 stopinj in to je kr krasn. Lepo praznujte 🎁 #povsodjelepodomajebrezveze #pejtenekam #dopustniodvisnik #podzvezdamijuzneganeba

Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review

Instead of flying through the sky to deliver presents Santa should burst out of the earth like a Dune worm

Vesel, da je naslovnica Objektiva ponovno v tem eminentnem izboru. coverjunkie.substack.com/p/vote-2025s...

All *rise* for the national anthem 💦

Malo je znano, da je Kingov "The Long Walk" v bistvu osnovan na budalah, ki na vsakem "oddihu" odbijemo 23.000 korakov dnevno. 😬

#poslovnaideja Shpargel - tushgel z vonjem shpargljev, ki se prodaja le v Sparu, a si kdo to zapisuje. 💸

"how can someone not at least find it interesting watching a whole planet shift geological ages in the blink of an eye?" Hear, hear!

Random revelacije: njegovo slovensko ime je Robi.

Take my money 🙏🏻 youtu.be/V3zn4oVc-7M?...

"please come back to twitter"

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything's grey, megla je u Lublan' today. #frizerskerime #temadneva

fuck, to je čisto preveč hardcore realistično

Pod katero vadbo se v shportni uri belezhi gospodinjska opravila? Oklevam med "triatlon" in "tai chi". 😅

Isti klinac je sobotno dopoldne prezivet na afterju ali pa s starejsimi sorodniki. Raztresen folk ti bo z vso vnemo razlagal, na katerih tabletah so. 🙃

Govoriš o koračnici v g-gmolu za klavir in orkéster Vladimira Prisunskega. 4. stavek je še posébej veličasten. Véso Vzgibi pa burek prodaja na štacjónu.

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid

♫ 12 drummers drumming ♫ 11 pipers piping ♫ 10 lords a-leaping ♫ 9 ladies dancing ♫ 8 maids a-milking ♫ 7 swans a-swimming ♫ 6 geese a-laying ♫

Koncuje se ze leto 2025, ampak za titulo najbolj blesavega shportnega izraza se pa she vedno borita "vesa v zgibi" in "prisunski korak".

"Umetna inteligenca" naj gre domov. Danes (12. 12.) stane 32 GB DDR5 pomnilnika za namizni računalnik 310 EUR. 12. 10. je bila cena 92 EUR. Ceni sta z Amazona, a je skok opazen povsod. Pomnilnik za namizne računalnike je le ptica znanilka splošnega dviga cen elektornike.

Ker se moramo geriatricne milenijke vsaj necesa veselit, imam za 2026 prve 4 koncertne karte od, upam, shtevilnih 🥳🎶 #finemuzike #idemo #komejebe #livemusicmatters #musictherapy

#petek je, pokazite mi svoje glupe memse, plz 🎟️ ZADNJIC LETOS, nato se izmemenjevalnica po daljsem oddihu vrne v 2. polovici januarja. ✌️

Weird Al singing "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" with zero humor or irony is one hell of a referendum of the times we live in.

nothing reminds me of the ceaseless progression of time like a "19 years ago" upload date on a youtube video

avtorica otroske pesmi: Izidor je pel in pasel ovce, potem pa shel v vojsko, lp. producentka: Okeeej ... ampak a ni to malo kratko? avtorica: Kaj pa, ce nagoniva not she za 5 minut cingl-cing-congov? producentka: ... Genijalno.

Slovenia is preparing to provide universal access to genAI and has opened a tendering process to support this initiative. I too signed the open letter by Danes je nov dan, opposing such plans for the following reasons: n1info.si/novice/slove...

Ce Stranger Things ni dovolj grozljiv zate, naj predlagam ... horror vodenja projekta 👻👹 The Scope Creep: scope-creep.xyz/play

Shkoda, da je Queen of the Damned tako bedno narejen film. Sicer bi si kolektivno lazhje zapomnili izvrstno premiso: vampirja Lestata iz stoletnega dremezha prebudijo sladke melodije 00s nu-metala, zato vstane iz grobnice in ustanovi bend, v katerem poje z glasom Jonathana Davisa iz KoRn. 😂🤌

Lep ponedeljek vsem, ki slavimo. 💻

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

MikLAVzh implicira obstoj MikHEJTzha.

Izjemen video o neenakosti v ZDA, miljarderjih in AI hypu, ki ne pomaga. Izjemen tudi zato, ker ga je naredil ameriški comedy youtuber s … dramatičen premor … Floride 😄 youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?...

Stvari, zaradi katerih bi se res bilo vredno jeziti: "Govorimo o tem, da je prejšnje vodstvo dejansko zavestno pustilo paciente v bolečinah in neizmerni stiski, čeprav bi jim lahko pomagalo, a se je odločilo, da jim ne bo." 👇 www.mladina.si/245250/konec...