i’m like really drunk. enjoying a night out with friends of good character

Genuinely wish I still owned Watkins so I could sell him again

“he still has Fulham & Burnley in his next two” #fpl

rip mr hands

i buy premium defenders when cheap defenders stop outperforming them #fpl

Good Morning to all the new Haaland owners. welcome to the clerb #fpl

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL

im glad u didnt get raptured (flirting)

The biggest debate in FPL is whether to pick a hat, glasses or facial hair

Foden has 3g/a in his last 4 games and it’s making me consider buying a non haaland city attacker #fpl

W Professor

This quote is 10x better if you read it in Trump’s voice

two of my players suspended, this is why it’s okay to leave some money in the bench sometimes when you’re wildcarding #fpl

I need Corbyn and Sultana to get into one of these asap

can’t a guy just search for his missing brother, son, cheat on his wife, murder a different child without the fear of being sectioned ? #darknetflix

shea charles on fire, your defence is terrified

imagine if this guy goes off and starts his one america branch of christianity king henry style. call it something like Red Catholics and that’s the prelude to the Orange Catholics in #Dune

respect to his dad for making sure it’s harder for him to win next time round

thinking about starting a fantasy pl society at my university as dorky as that may sound

Highest scoring goalkeeper ✅ Leader of the Catholic Church ✅ what more do you want from a £5m asset? 🤩 #fpl

Scenes! #fpl

just found out it’s intolerance if you quote something israel itself tweeted out

anyways this was the fit. i don’t wear green enough for what should be my favourite colour

at this party explaining fpl to this girl

there’s people seriously arguing Salah deserved the bdor like he didn’t get eliminated in the ro16 of the ucl

Haaland Salah Saka wc draft team #fpl

Hmmmm.... #FPL

🍊🎟️ | final gw5 score. 53pts, 433k up from 630k. no major crises in my team but minor grievances are that porro, munoz mbeumo & milenkovic aren’t justifying their prices atm. happy to keep gakpo & kudus through blanks so long as xmins continue to be stable #fpl

I think a particularly unpleasant way to die would be alone in a space capsule, having accidentally floated out of arm's reach of anything you could grab onto so you'd just hang in the middle of the room, forever, fingers inches away from a rail but utterly unable to propel yourself.

FPL GW5 Bad News Bears ML #BadNewsBears 🍟 2 chips played (1 WC, 1 BB) 🥇 GoGo Power Reijnders @miko.on.computer 🥈 Leicexeter Cities @fplwriter.bsky.social 🥉 Dynamo Kebab @fplsheep.bsky.social

What type of Erling Haaland owner will you be this season ? #fpl

Haaland rising tonight #fpl

61pts, one transfer. OR up from 2M to 1M #FPL #FPLCommunity #GW5

Pope & Livramento in my team each week🔥🔥

Yeah this went pretty decent

Reijnders 9 pointer on the bench means it would’ve been a 21 point BB. Iraola you have blood on your hands buddy. Glad this GW is over, 41 all out.

happy with the game, happy with the gameweek - even happy with my captaincy because if Sanchez had a working set of brain cells, who knows how that game would’ve gone ?

fuck that’s unfortunate but we defended really well up to now

so why did Arteta just substitute Arsenal’s best player?

Just spent half an hour celebrating my Reindeer points but just realised I benched him for Cunha. This season could possibly get worse, but I lack the imagination to conceive how.

Imagine spending £1.2 billion on a squad and your best chance of scoring is set pieces. Absolutely shameful Arteta.

Bernardo feels like a red card waiting to happen, please sub him off pep

HAAALANSDDDDDDD

i hope we can all agree now; it’s time we shed old perceptions

double cleansheet from Pope and Livra, my arrow is GREEN

how’re home fans leaving the stadium at 0-0 in the 93rd minute at the vitality???

newc can't build anything or get out damn

man i really don't rate murphy