When they link your FPL ID to your BritCard

@darutto.bsky.social Hi mate, been looking for more football related podcasts in Spanish so it's amazing to find yours. Subbed 🔥

Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL

It's done, there is no hope so may as well lessen the blow

Two GW's in a row. It doesn't make me feel better

Silence, recently promoted team, VAR is speaking

I'll be honest, this doesn't soften the blow much. Beyond gutted

GW3 and I've already hit the Sod It button -8 Palmer -> Salah Witrz -> Sarr Bowen -> Muniz These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh

Yeah, I can't really tell her off for that one can I

I, for one, am buzzing to be play Man Utd next week

FREE HIT FAILED WHO GIVES A FUCK WE ARE BURNLEY AND WE'RE STAYING UP

Fell for the Haaland hype again

Good morning to everyone except João Pedro owners

FH completed, feels really dirty to go for Roefs but I'm hedging against disappointment. If we score, I won't care about FPL anyway so either way is ok.

Shout out to a Burnley cheapie if you're on FH or need to keep your eye on some midfield fodder. 2 defcons during a 3-0 loss and potential saving over Anderson (but less chance of attacking returns to be fair).

This sounds like copium but I'm just not arsed about this Burnley season. We'll have a few fun away trips, good times on the Turf, go down and enjoy the Championship again. Take the pressure off about trying to stay up and you can enjoy the craic

Disaster of a night, 1.5M OR, season over, see you next year

Lets'a Go! 🍄 No Salah but Treble Liverpool No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️) BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌ Virgil could still become Frimpong UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌

Including Dubravka to be fair

🚨DUBRAVKA MAY NOT START GW1 🚨 Parker said he's still training alone and there won't be any risks taken. Said that Lesley has play D 60 minutes in house and is 'a little bit closer' than Dub and Broja. Weiß has had 5/4 weeks and saved a penalty Vs Lazio. Genuine Dub GW1 concern

'BLACKBURN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO'

BURNLEY FINAL FRIENDLY THOUGHTS We look very weak down our left, teams with a pacey right winger will have a lot of joy, but our RB/LB's are pretty solid so there will be less joy for the 9 on the recieving end of a pass than the winger taking a shot themselves imo.

'Remember everyone, the FPL deadline is tonight'

'Why are you going for a Burnley defensive double up?' *The Burnley Defensive Double Up*:

A banner of Zian Flemming has been put up outside Turf Moor so if you need a cheap forward you'd have to think he'll start

5-2-Watkins then rotate 2 out of Kudus, Bowen and Wood. Always having 2 strong options on the bench. I won't do it but I don't hate it

Some notes and data from our #FPL pricing pod 🤑 Here's a thread with some tidbits to whet your appetite to give @fplpricey.bsky.social & my show a listen/watch (see pinned post), with my data tables and select comments. Data is a homebrew using various factors to create an index. 🧵⤵️

Burnley are still looking for a first choice goalkeeper. Could well be a solid 4.5M option to keep an eye out for

100% starting with Watkins now, every season we get tempted by the shiny toys and starting with a safe option then easin over after a few games could be a godsend.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Theys and Thems, may I present your £4.0M FPL defender

SEASON PHILOSOPHY: Uncertainty reduction- Prioritising having a solid option to come off the bench over having lots of flashy options on the pitch. Reduce noise and variability and try to consistently climb. Not set on the players but loving the structure and security

Just tried a 'No Salah' draft, mostly because I'm severely sleep deprived and have lost control of my senses

Watching Blackburn miss out on the playoffs always lifts my mood

Right, we'll come back to the rest of this after holiday

Happy summer to all who celebrate, Esteve will absolutely be the first name on my team sheet, unless we sign the lovechild of John Terry and Rio Ferdinand he'll play every minute

Sold Sarr for Saka. See you all next season, hopefully I'll be less shyte

Would have been a real pisser if anyone had taken a -8 for Saka wouldn't it 🫠

-8 taken because why not at this point Sarr -> Saka Watkins ->Evanilson Saliba -> Kiwior (funds) Probably end up captaining Saka but flip flopping atm

Congrats to Sunderland from everyone except Northumbria police

Richarlison is such a prick but fair play, look at what it means

. @planetfplpod.bsky.social's liver right now

Chaos vs Control | GW38 😈😇 In our penultimate pod of 24/25, @fplpricey.bsky.social & I assess the final day to ask if #fpl managers should lean into chaos as we make our final moves 🤠 Plus past last day-ta, bold claims and captain punts 🎲 Back next week for the finale. ❤️♻️ appreciated pod.fo/e/2d81c4

Congrats to Crystal Palace, look at what it means to them! A few sore heads come Monday, amazing scenes

Off to Blackpool this weekend with the family so early transfer times: Marmoush -> Watkins 🧢 Guardiola -> Emery Lads, it's Tottenham

Finished turfing out the garden, excited to find out how many points captain Marmoush has got me against an awful Southampton 😍

Murphy -> Elanga Benching Eze against Dr T hurts though 😓

We Are Premier League!

Hospitality for the final game, Up The Clarets and Up The Blades

Playing for dignity only, AssMan activated on Guardiola Saka -> Mbuemo Pedro -> Wissa Put the hat on Brian and we're good to go

Absolutely based, good lad