This is so tempting. New manager bounce for United against City? Ekitike looked so sharp when he came on last night. The kind of decision that is a season maker or a season breaker.

5 points from 5 players tonight. I’m off to bed 👋

Zero returns attacking returns, all clean sheets busted. 2 yellow cards.

Dorgu easily my worst signing so far this season. And I’ve made some stinkers.

Thiago and Semenyo yellow cards the only thing that’s gone my way so far tonight.

ANDERSON ASSIST!

Tron Ares 2025. Latest in the 80s cyber sci-fi action series lacks the charm of the original, and takes itself way too seriously. Also, Jared Leto. However it has enough dumb spectacle to entertain if your brain is turned off. And the score by NIN is great. I didn’t hate it.

GW21 Team of Sniffing Snowflakes. I’m going to need to make 4 moves in GW24 so here begins a long stretch of painful and boring transfer rolls. Dorgu makes his last appearance in my 11. Thank Christ. Good luck all 🍀

GW21 Team of Sniffing Snowflakes. I’m going to need to make 4 moves in GW24 so here begins a long stretch of painful and boring transfer rolls. Dorgu makes his last appearance in my 11. Thank Christ. Good luck all 🍀

The first episode of the television version of The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy was originally broadcast on this day in 1981.

Your most watched Letterbox genre is also the theme of your FPL season.

People with hat tricks and braces coming out their arses while I've had one goal in three game weeks.

Tearing up my team to get the money to do Thiago to Ekiteke

Gordon with a yellow card. Bruno G with a goal. Guess which one I bought?

Fuck this.

Sold Rice kept Saka.

Can't wait for this tonight!

Coming in to the TV room to watch the 3pms and then realising it's just BHA v BUR and WOL v WHM

GW20 Squad of Sneezing Snotbastards. Plan was to roll to 3FTs but at the rate I’m picking up injuries if I don’t get Gabriel now I might never do it. Rice/O’Reilly to Gordon/Gabriel. The last goal in my team was GW17. As always this season, hoping for a change of fortune. Good luck all 🍀

O’Reilly off on 56. Red arrow confirmed.

Fair play to non-Haaland cappers, it's looking like a great shout to have gone against him this week. Mukiele has him in his pocket.

Dorgu goal offiside

And I thought this week couldn't get any worse

Me buying a Man United defender

Both tonight’s defenders clean sheets immediately busted. I prefer this type of game week. No fucking around. Just an instant shit show with no lingering hope. Better this way.

Where's Keane? Somewhere only we know #fpl

GW19 Squad of Cocking Crocks Rice injury news means the plan to roll a transfer is in the mud. Dorgu comes in for Andersen to strengthen the squad for the next few weeks. Good luck all 🍀

Rice is my 6th injured player in 6 game weeks and I'm frankly getting fed up with this shit.

Looks like yet another game week coming up when a ton of laggards dump their unused chips and make a green arrow tough for the rest of us.

Not a single goal in my team but I somehow scraped a 1 point green arrow thanks this absolute hero

My god Spurs are atrocious. What is happening at that club? No attacking threat whatsoever. The Palace clean sheet is 100% guaranteed.

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Well done Schade and Wirtz buyers. Must feel great to buy players who have done absolutely nothing all season and for them to go off the moment you buy them.

FPL Santa must think I've been a very naughty boy

Timber AWOL. Haaland and Foden blank. O'Reilly booked and lost clean sheet. Booked Anderson off the bench. Gameweek from hell so far.

Cunha only 3% owned 🤯

GW18 squad of Festive Fruitcakes. Looks solid this week, so we know what that means. Plan is to start rolling transfers for the upcoming fixture swings. If my players could stop getting injured it would help. Good luck all 🍀

Once again, I have hurt myself with trifle.

GW18 squad of Festive Fruitcakes. Looks solid this week, so we know what that means. Plan is to start rolling transfers for the upcoming fixture swings. If my players could stop getting injured it would help. Good luck all 🍀

Merry Christmas everyone x

I know Elon Musk is the richest man in the world but the guy who owns my local cheese shop should be running him pretty close by the end of this week.

Post for fellow sci-fi nerds only. These are the books I read this year, and my ratings (Goodreads is an arse for not allowing half-star rating increments). Please note I’m a tight-arse with my scoring, If I give 3 stars it means I enjoyed the book. I didn’t award any 5 star ratings this year.

86 points without a chip feels like a big win this week. Up to 860k thanks to final game heroics from my Anderso/ens.