Rice on 11 defcon too! WTF COME ON LADS GET STUCK IN!

Timber and Anderson both 1 defcon short of 2 extra points each with 10 minutes left...

ANDERSSSSSOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

I could really do with just one of my players scoring a goal this week Just. One. Fucking. Goal.

Red arrow confirmed.

Three attacking returns in three weeks for Timber.

As a non-owner not sure how to take Wilson and O’Reilly being out. Two big threats gone? Or a torrent of Hill and Senesi bench points coming in to make my red arrow even bigger?

Salah doing a Palmer and starts scoring the week people transfer him in.

GW29 Squad of Flaggy Fuckwits Never before have I been more certain of getting a red arrow. And that’s not just because of the Pattern Curse. I mean, just look at it. I’m getting a red whatever I do so might as well roll the transfer. Captain Etitike. For fucks sake. Good luck all 🍀

Pep on Haaland: "He feels much better but yesterday didn’t train Now we are training and we will decide a today" Captain Haaland it is.

Don’t know who I’m captaining. Don’t know what transfers I’m making.

The pattern is on an 11 week run now. Looks like a red arrow this game week unfortunately.

Rice to Timber!

Anderson 2 defcons short with 1 minute to go

Haaland cappers covered in so much jam right now they'll be sticky for months.

1 defcon after 30 mins and now a yellow card. Pretty much sums up how my gameweek is going.

United looking like the team that played in midweek at the moment. An utter brain fart from Yoro not helping matters.

#nowwatching in a glorious 4k restoration

Cracking open the whiskey after that absolute rank-fisting from Man City. This Bushmills 12 is taking my mind off things nicely.

And here’s Semenyo to bugger my week, again. He’s been single handedly destroying my rank since August.

An X-ray of Ekitike's head

Checking in on my Hill and Thiaw clean sheets

Hill’s defcons.

Starting Hill over Timber

The Hitchcock journey continues. #nowwatching

Anyone else really struggling with the Livefpl redesign?

GW28 Team of Defcon Dickheads Dorgu the player least likely to be back for 31, so he's gone for Hill. Bruno (C) but I'm not feeling happy about it. There's a chance the band goes to Thiago before deadline. The 10 GW pattern says this is a green arrow. Who am I to argue with fate? Good luck all 🍀

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis. Hmmmmmm.

GW28 Team of Defcon Dickheads Dorgu the player least likely to be back for 31, so he's gone for Hill. Bruno (C) but I'm not feeling happy about it. There's a chance the band goes to Thiago before deadline. The 10 GW pattern says this is a green arrow. Who am I to argue with fate? Good luck all 🍀

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it’s twin peaks day ☕

Happy EXCALIBUR in 4K Day to all who celebrate!

What colour do you think my arrow will be in GW28? 🤔

Need a minimum of 10 points from Mbeumo tonight for any chance of a green arrow.

Amazing.

Mogwai!

Timber off before 60

I am once again asking for the servants of Satan to take Harry Wilson from this mortal realm immediately

Stats monster Ekitike sat on a whopping 0.17 xGI

I hate Joao Pedro.

GW27 Squad of Red Arrow Ordained Kroupi to Thiago, Haaland 🧢 Got a green arrow last week, so that means a red arrow this week. Yes I know that’s not how it works but it’s how it’s worked for me for the last 10 game weeks. Good luck all 🍀

This is absolute gold

No Semenyo No Palmer No Jao Pedro No Rogers

I've had worse.

Gabriel showing as being on 42 points on FPL gameweek for about 30 seconds 😭

Gabriel assist