Harry Kane 😂

That was something else. First meeting of the day starts in just under 3 hours. It’s going to be a fun day 😂

Absurd if this is a penalty.

Oh well, that’s that then.

Bellingham WTF!!? 😍

That Paraguay performance managed to be both hateful and hilarious at the same time. Proper throwback football. A shithousery masterclass. Ugly and fascinating to watch.

OMG

😉

We’ve not come from behind to win a knockout game at the World Cup since the 1966 final 😂

At least we won’t have to suffer extra time.

Best penalty shootout ever

Remove the slop from your day!

People always talk about Blur, Radiohead, Pulp are always talked about when it comes to the best band of the 90s. But those who know, know. Super Furry Animals in Bristol tonight.

The creature effects in THE THING were the work of Rob Bottin, barely into his twenties. He worked seven days a week for over a year, slept on the set, and by the time it wrapped he was hospitalised with exhaustion and pneumonia.

Quite right too. Biggest dissapointment since Jadon Sancho.

Today’s @theguardian.com film reveal quiz has an error in it and it’s absolutely ruined my morning.

The best series I’ve seen in years. Absolutely masterful stuff. Haven’t laughed so much in a long time.

Rhys Ifans in Star City. What a great performance. He’s quickly turning into one of those actors I’ll auto watch everything they do.

The Paraguay v Turkey game is the moment this World Cup finally came alive. Lots of agro. Crazy red card. One team defending like lions against wave after wave of attacks. Tears at full time. Love it!

Hot take after multiple beers. Thunderbolts* is an excellent movie.

What’s up with the hydration break it’s an air conditioned stadium? I think we know why. #fuckfifa

This is the most attacking I’ve ever seen England play WTF is happening

No VAR check is hilarious. Looked offside. WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK

Match beer #1 - Looper Hazy IPA 6.5% by Full Circle Brewing Co.

RIP Special Effects master Brian Johnson (1939 - 2026). Some of the movies / TV Johnson worked on.

Is this even a real country? I honestly thought Curacao was a liqueur. #worldcup

Took a trip to the cinema. Was looking for the toilets but somehow ended up in this weird area and now can’t find a way out. I think there’s someone in here with me.

Empty seats in the USA vs Paraguay game?! I was expecting them in the other game but in the main hosts opening match? That’s nuts.

Geese are the secret Thursday night headliners! What a lineup. Can’t wait 😍

I managed to win the league with Dion Dublin playing as centre back. Van Persie and Kane up front making up for it I guess. 🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time Premier League XI won the title with 85 pts (27-4-7) with Harry Kane scoring 23. Can you top it on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/uTTkJ7Us

Hokum, 2026. Suicidal author visits remote Irish hotel to spread his parents ashes and gets involved in more than he bargained for. Tight, creepy and always engaging. Damian McCarthy hasn’t made a bad film yet. Highly recommended. I loved it.

Very silly. youtu.be/SOiOOD5IK7k

I didn’t really need Solio to know I got luck-buggered this season but a 4k projected rank when I actually finished almost 200k is proper scrotum twister.

Season 25/26 - final rank 198k. My worst finish in 13 years. Really looking forward to the break.

Semenyo, of course. Destroyed my rank when I didn't own him. Destroyed my rank when I did. My absolute nemesis this season.

Time to put this FPL nonsense into perspective. Have a beautiful day everyone.

None of my 6 Arsenal and City players starting. Two inured players from other teams. 2 free transfers. Probably would have been helpful to not take a hit for a player who is also benched. Oh, and fuck you Semenyo owners.

Just took a hit for a player that isn't starting.

This FPL polymarket goal odds website is going to be pretty essential to monitor over the next couple of hours - www.fpljoe.com

Think there should be a 115 gun salute for Pep this Sunday at the Etihad

My thoughts on England’s World Cup Squad

João Pedro, Cherki and Gyokeres all benched for me this week. So done with this season now.

Not a surprise. quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

Finishing the season like I started it.

Bruno given an assist after the goal comes from a headed defender clearance