Missed deadline due to being caught in traffic, so no Gabriel for me this week. Not many fucks give though

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

Chip season has been a success so far. Up from 237k to 92k after wildcard, BB and FH. Now to try and stay in the top 100k.

GW34 Status

For a country with so many guns, the low standard of marksmanship continues to amaze me.

GW34 Status

Oh well. Worth a punt. No regrets.

Ollie Watkins when in my team.

Morgan GW on a free hit

GW34 Team of Free Shit. Salah in because I have the money. 10 other blokes because you have to pick 11. Bruno(c) This week is a random points generator. Don’t be too smug if you do well. Don’t be sad if it’s a disaster. Good luck all 🍀

GW33. 128 points and halved my rank to 122k. Satisfied with this but would have been even bigger but for that lying shitbag Rosenior (RIP) and own-goal addict James Hill. 100k now a realistic target. Would be one of my better FPL achievements considering I was down at 7.5 million GW5.

Hill own goal. Think that's my cue to go to bed before all my points dissapear completely.

I’m so happy I could cry

Hinshelwood over Groß on WC looking like a 20 point swing.

The fact he's trained means he's pretty likley to see some minutes against Brighton. Fingers crossed for a start.

As a Hinshelwood owner I'm feeling very put out by all these Groß and Mitoma points.

All the differential FH picks coming up with attacking returns this week. Congrats to all the desperate managers forced into making sub-optimal moves this week 👏

Didn't get Justin because he was 'bad for defcons'

Cmon stupid game, update

GW33 Team of THIS IS THE BIG ONE BOYS. Gabriel out to Struijk (this morning after I drunkenly missed the price drop last night - not ideal) If I’m not in the top 200k after this week I’m deleting my account. Good luck all 🍀

#nowwatching What a cast!

Cov are promoted! Here’s my Mum and Dad tonight absolutely loving it.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

No Other Choice, 2025. Park Chan-wook’s dark satire about a man spiralling out of control after being made unemployed. Another incredible film to add to his already A-tier resume. I loved it.

Early GW34 Free Hit draft. Cash is tight - 0.2 ITB.

Think I’m going to keep him on a bench boost. Could be a massive weapon against free hitters if it comes off.

55 points and a small red on a wildcard. Old team would have scored 53 points.

O'Reilly with my first attacking return of the week. Fear it may be a case of too little too late!

Wildcard is going well so far.

Kept Gabriel on wildcard. Punished for being an absolute coward. Serves me right.

Happy Birthday Jack Hinshelwood 🥳 He shares his Birthday with me & my Wife's 11 year Wedding Anniversary, he was 10 on that day 😂 I feel old as I remember watching his Dad Adam for Brighton go up against James Hill's Dad for Bristol City a few times in the early 00s 😊 A good omen for today 😉 #FPL

Jarrod Bowen with 3 attacking returns from an xGI of 0.38

Best 5 debut albums 2015-2019 1. Phoebe Bridgers - Stranger in the Alps 2. Floating Points - Elaenia 3. Fontaines DC - Dogrel 4. Courtney Barnett - Sometimes I Sit And Think 5. Big Thief - Masterpiece #5DebutAlbums1519

Watching the Artemis II re-entry with a soundtrack provided by the Cocteau Twins.

That ownership! My GW33 secret weapon.

A lot of non-wildcard teams losing about 0.9 million in team value tonight 😬

And this is where I ended up. Good luck everyone 🍀 Unless you didn’t wildcard.

Today for the first time in history, humans have flown around the moon and back between #fpl gameweeks

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter...

This is where I’m at with WC. Current thoughts are to hold Gabriel, then move him on to a Leeds defender for the double. Trouble is I’ll want him back, and is it really worth two transfers?

I was expecting a lot more FPL content to be filling my YouTube feed this week. It’s strangely quiet. I think maybe the content creators are as confused as the rest of us.

The problem for FH33 is it'll be outscored that week by 20+ points by bench boosters, and also outscored in 34 by more optimal FH teams. WC32 teams also great in GW35 so it's unlikely to make up points that week either. Having a better GW32 team doing a lot of heavy lifting in that strategy.

Wildcarders looking at their GW32 teams

Please win West Ham. I really really don’t want to own Calvert-Lewin.

Wildcard tonight locked for me now with Enzo and Gabriel being out. Can’t say I’m super excited. West Ham win today and it’ll be something like the one on the left. Leeds win, the right.

Southampton about to piss on every FPL managers chips here.