Going well over here...

Angry kneejerk reaction wildcard loading 😆

Palmer injury apparently not serious, but Haaland rising tonight that would mean if I want him in / Cole out and have enough left over for a 5.5 mid it has to happen now. Too kneejerky though I think?

Challenging gameweek

Down to one last dilemma: Van Dijk & Sarr (Palace) or Milenković & Rogers

Been on holiday for two weeks. Finally got a chance to take a look at my squad. FPL website and app is down. I wouldn't be planning any last second tinkering this season...

Sure hope this (obviously untested) page is them updating the site so I don't have to log in every flippin' time. (Although having to take a site down to update it is very 2005...)

Terrible news about Diogo Jota. RIP.

Sounds nothing like me - just like every other year 😆

It's over! 67k end of season OR which I will absolutely take. Captain choice worked out well, Sarr on the bench less so! Won the work minileague which is of course critical. Now... what the hell am I going to do until the planning starts for next season?!

Points left on the bench in #GW36 for sure - I was so close to playing Areola as well but bottled it! Still, a teeny 3k green arrow I will absolutely take. My highest ever finish is ~55k - can I beat that this season?

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Really fucked off with these leaks. Obviously I'm an """engaged manager""" but that doesn't mean I'm able to dedicate time on a weekend to be glued to social media. Something needs to change for next season.

#DGW32 Triple captain played, 92 points gained. Lovely green arrow plops me firmly in the top 100k (for now!). Bench boost next week, free hit the week after. Chip city, population me.

Bloody hell (not me by the way!)

I was going to ditch Murphy for a DGW player but I don't think I can at this point...

The agonising thing about the week after playing your wildcard is that you'd considered most reasonable players so when they score points you immediately regret it even if you were never going to realistically include them in your squad. That being said I didn't consider Rashford even for a second!

What a shame Saka didn't start. #FPL

Wildcarded. Brought in Gabriel.

#GW29 worked out very nicely Wissa ➡️ Haaland TAA ➡️ Milenković Palmer ➡️ Fernandes Used 3FT, kept the free hit for a future GW, kept the value in Salah and Isak on the bench. Most critically I'm top of my work mini league now! #FPL

Have you ever had that self-doubt where you're not sure if you actually made your gameweek transfers or if you just thought about it so much and might have actually forgotten and now you can't check because the game is updating and oh god please

*chuckles* I'm in danger

Ninety nine points. 99. One hundred minus one measly point. How rude. Very slow crawl up the rankings, hoped for a little better with the AM chip but hey ho. Don't think I'm enthused enough by another manager to swap out Slot either.

I was much happier in life when I didn't understand EO

#DGW24 - a green arrow, but barely one worth mentioning. Got to hope that the second double with the AM chip in play helps that decision pay off! Big question of when to actually play the TC chip also. Keeps things exciting if nothing else!

Neverending gaaaaaammmmeeweeeeeek ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah

Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork

That's not how any of this works!

Imagine being at this. One to tell the grandkids www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well what absolute chaos for #GW24! Agonised over options but got to head to the gym so literally flipped a coin to decide. I've taken out Gakpo (other option was TAA) for Wissa, brought in Slot as AM. Was a FT so I feel like that's worth it. **Deep breath. It's only a game. Deep breath**

Huge green arrow for #FPL #GW23 in percentage terms, mostly thanks to bringing in Gakpo. Already moved early on Raya to Pickford, but that will be all of my #DGW24 business done barring anything unexpected.

I don't see numbers like this very often!

A look back at #GW22. A small red arrow - Semenyo benched with decent points again! TAA and Wood carrying my team. For #GW23 I've binned off Jackson and brought in Gakpo. Feels a little risky, but with a high potential impact if it goes well! Saving the other couple of free transfers for now.

I've got to stop benching Semenyo...

Matheus Cunha had ban reduced for offering to buy security guard new glasses

#FPL #GW20 so far. Bench points making me sad and wishing the Liverpool vs Man Utd game was called off 😆. 9 points away from a green arrow so looking for a double hat-trick from Wood tomorrow...

Better late than never - Christmas lethargy kicking in - #GW18 & #GW19 outcomes. Treading water a bit. Need to try and save up a couple of transfers rather than being so reactive - is that a new year's resolution?!