Not going to be around for leaks. 3FTs to take a few punts. Good luck all and enjoy the summer break!

For the love of god James!

If you're bench boosting this week 🚨 CHECK IT'S ACTUALLY ACTIVE 🚨 This message is brought to you by someone who nearly made a massive mistake.

Obviously it's all "team dependent" but this is as close to generalising my thoughts on chip strategies as I can come up with 🤷

I've been giving thought to the WC32 vs. WC35 dilemma. I've looked at what chips are better based on my current squad, number of FTs available and the possibilities of end of season rotation. Here's what I've decided: WC32 to BB in 33 with loooooooads of doublers because it's the most fun.

"You need 15 more points for a green 🙏"

Ha'way the Robot

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

So what's three times zero? 🤔

Only decision I'm left with this week - bench one of VVD or Alderete. Currently it's Virgil on the bench - but I'm a Sunderland fan so I always second guess decisions involving my own team! What would you do? 🤔

Angry points-chasing wildcard loading

Checking out my free hit like

Me watching the Thiago and Saka returns

well done If you had Cherki for Christmas

Andersen DefCon 🎉

Defending?

Early days but not using the free hit seems like a bad decision!

I wish more of the #FPLCommunity would stop using X. Sigh. #FPL

Haaland scored two late goals and I...

Bruno...

Going well over here...

Angry kneejerk reaction wildcard loading 😆

Palmer injury apparently not serious, but Haaland rising tonight that would mean if I want him in / Cole out and have enough left over for a 5.5 mid it has to happen now. Too kneejerky though I think?

Challenging gameweek

Down to one last dilemma: Van Dijk & Sarr (Palace) or Milenković & Rogers

Been on holiday for two weeks. Finally got a chance to take a look at my squad. FPL website and app is down. I wouldn't be planning any last second tinkering this season...

Sure hope this (obviously untested) page is them updating the site so I don't have to log in every flippin' time. (Although having to take a site down to update it is very 2005...)

Terrible news about Diogo Jota. RIP.

Sounds nothing like me - just like every other year 😆

It's over! 67k end of season OR which I will absolutely take. Captain choice worked out well, Sarr on the bench less so! Won the work minileague which is of course critical. Now... what the hell am I going to do until the planning starts for next season?!

Points left on the bench in #GW36 for sure - I was so close to playing Areola as well but bottled it! Still, a teeny 3k green arrow I will absolutely take. My highest ever finish is ~55k - can I beat that this season?

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Really fucked off with these leaks. Obviously I'm an """engaged manager""" but that doesn't mean I'm able to dedicate time on a weekend to be glued to social media. Something needs to change for next season.

#DGW32 Triple captain played, 92 points gained. Lovely green arrow plops me firmly in the top 100k (for now!). Bench boost next week, free hit the week after. Chip city, population me.

Bloody hell (not me by the way!)

I was going to ditch Murphy for a DGW player but I don't think I can at this point...