For me, any Free Hit has to include one maverick. One wildcard. One player you'd never own in normal circumstances. But when in Rome. You roll the fucking dice. Welcome.

Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social and her team Wouldn't be surprised to see Yoro play over Mount/Zirkzee and push Amad up again By all rights Mainoo should be starting here. But he won't. So here we are. Our manager will get sacked having NEVER changed his formation for a single second.

The only thing more stupid than content creators advising you to get Salah this week... is if you listen to them.

Palace away is an absolutely key match to decide if Amirom has a future here. Not because of the recent loss. But because they play the same formation, better. If we lose that one, especially badly, I think it's curtains. With Glazner a very likely replacement.

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Still in a bit of shock re last night. Even as a Utd fan in recent years, there was no part of me that thought we wouldn't be able to score against almost 90 minutes of 10 man Everton at home Manager got it badly wrong, but it's still on the players. They shouldn't need to be coached to beat 10 men

Time to turn the Christmas Tree lights out at Manchester Utd

I am not allowed to own Utd players. I get it. It won't happen again.

Update Man Utd are now playing a back five of pure defenders at home to Everton. With 10 men. Cinema

Just a temperature check of how many of us on #FPL bluesky are on FH for GW13 🌡️ A scroll of the bad place (😷) seems to suggest most are using it (led by the bigger voices being active). But Sam & I aren't on it; are many here? Will cover it on tomorrow's WGTA anyway, but thought I'd get an idea 🟣

Man Utd playing a back 5 of defenders against Everton at home Generational

The only account I still occasionally check Twitter for. 2 hours apart. I love him.

I own Eze and halved my rank from one player today I don't actually know what this feels like, and have been led down for 2 full hours Updates to follow

This country will never move on until we admit and apologise for Brexit and a Covid policy that killed almost a quarter of a million people and crippled our NHS for decades. It's absolutely mad how politically toxic it is to even question these facts. National self harm.

I bought VVD not Munoz for my Gabriel replacement Because I've owned Munoz all season

Things will obviously improve. But right now Isak is looking like the worst signing in the history of sport. Long may it continue.

Bowen returning today is the most inevitable happening in sport Every season like clockwork I buy and sell this guy at the wrong times Against my keeper as well Cheeks open. Head down. No traveller returns.

3 FTs all used Gabriel, Ndiaye, Bowen out VVD, Mbeumo, Thiago in (and immediately benched) Mbeumo captain Rodon to cover the Timber doubt If ALL of this could not backfire I'd be grateful Half is bedded in

As a word of warning, I am buying Mbeumo back and I'm not even sorry. Hell. I might even captain him.

Anybody who says don't buy a player because of AFCON, when the game has given you FIVE extra transfers to navigate it... is a collosal tosswipe of the highest bloody order There's over thinking... and then there's just not thinking at all Wastemen

Predicted Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and her squad Sesko and Maguire are out, but Amirom surely can't line up with 5 defenders at home to Everton As such, I think Amad goes back to wing back and Mount comes in. Zirkzee will finally get some minutes as well.

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Want a random prediction? De Light will outscore VVD between now and the end of the year Will anybody buy him over VVD? No. Will I? Also no.

I couldn't give a fuck if you want to get to know me. But I do enjoy a good list for no reason. 10 random things you like. Otters Chilli Jam Craft Beer Fire pits Musicals Character driven RPGs Tynemouth Fishing Yorkshire Puddings Anything that makes me laugh in amongst the darkness

A tough week...

Apologies. All a bit pathetic really isnt it. But you wait 10 weeks to get 15 players with great fixtures and have your worst week of the season. It just all feels so... pointless. Will enjoy the international break and come back in two weeks ready to fuck up/laugh at once more. Chin up tossface.

18 minutes gone and all bench boost blanking confirmed (barring a Rodon thunderbastard) Could have played it literally any other week this season and got more points Its only the second time all season that the 4 subs of mine have blanked Simply unreal

I still cannot believe how badly yesterday went. Just the variance of Enzo, Ndiaye, Bowen and Eze all blanking based on those performances is just mad. Whilst every other well owned attacker feasted. Palace and Newcastle could end my season this afternoon. Going to bury my phone.

One of the worst days of my life in FPL and more misery to come. 9 blanks from 10. Don't own Mateta. Bench boost needs to be rescued by Joe fucking Rodon who I should have bench boosted 2 weeks ago. Getting a red arrow from a chip is generational failure. Team is on the brink.

8 players. 8 blanks. Saka has outscored my entire squad. The challenge of 15 blanks on a BB remains ON.

No returns from Bowen and Diouf in a 3 goal win legitimately traumatic 5 players, 5 blanks so far. Anybody ever had all 15 players on a bench boost squad not return? It is ON.

Locked in. Fuck this game. The sweet relief of the international break is so close I can urinate on it.

Committed to (finally) Bench Boosting. 3 free transfers but suspect using just 1 Kudus out. Worst transfer all season. Caicedo. Amad or Rogers in. Preferences welcome. Can afford up to 7.1m.

Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social I think Maguire comes back in. Amiron likes his experience in the bigger fixtures. Only other decision is Dorgu v Dalot. And think we for the extra attacker v Porro. Mount could start over Sesko like against Liverpool, but I'd be surprised.

Sarr. I am begging you, on my knees . Stop scoring in the cups and do something in a fucking league match. For the love of everything we hold holy.

If Palace rotate, will Glazner die

It's in the interests of the far right to terrify the population. They think panic will breed hatred, and that will allow them to ethnically cleanse the country - and build an authoritarian state. But it's based on lies. Lies and hatred - the eternal basis of the far right.

The far right want you to believe that immigration causes an explosion of crime. It's simply untrue. Crime has gone down - and crucially, we are a markedly less violent society than we once were.

Rice, Caicedo, Xhaka, Grav and Bruno G have 24 attacking returns between them after 10 games Saka, Foden, Wirtz, Cunha and Gordon have 5 The issue isn't defcons. It's that wide/creative mids are doing absolutely fuck all and deep lying mids are storming into the box Adapt or die? Or variance...

Not over the Bowen blank I'm not sure I ever will Could play that game 10,000 times and blank in the one timeline we are living in

For the two cash/charity leagues I run, I will be counting Bowens perfectly legitimate assist as 3 points for all owners. This will be added to monthly and overal totals when calculating cash prizes. Hope others take note and don't let open, flagrant and wanton corruption win. That is all.

Never forget #justiceforbowen

Oh and he's now about to fall in price. Man should have enjoyed a 12 pointer. Owners getting violently assaulted, set fire to and pissed on. See you again next week.

I think that might be the unluckiest blank in FPL history from Bowen How have they not even given him the final assist 😂 If ever a single game summed how little skill this game is... that was it.

Casimiro was SENT OFF for winning the ball and taking out the man in middle of pitch Had he done that exact tackle in box it would have been fine though Insane

Honestly I'm done with football when they are reversing penalties like that At this point you could get a feather touch on the ball and shoot somebody and it wouldn't be a penalty

Still the perfect movie.

Waking up to see people with every player returning and looking at my worst midfield in the fucking game And yes. I benched Semenyo. Like an absolute dickhead. I embrace the fisting to come.

Buying Kudus 3 weeks ago was like sticking my penis in a beehive

40 mins gone and every major player I don't own with a return already When does this pain end again? Is it an international break yet