Don't worry Spurs fans, your other keeper kept a clean sheet for a full 2 minutes

We're in such a strange place in UK politics where Reform are ahead in every poll, despite being Farage and ex Tories who we just kicked out But on top of that, the collective will to see anybody BUT Reform be in power means their position is a bit of an illusion Most popular and unpopular. By far

No FPL for over a week. What a time to be alive

Absolute. Cinema.

Losing to 10 men once in a season is bad enough, twice is unforgivable. Doing so is never on the managers. Despite Carrick being too slow (as was Amirom) to change things. It's just pathetic mentality from the players. 10 dreadful performances and Bruno Fernandes. Deserved nothing.

Joao Pedro has more points than my entire front 8 Again I just want it to stop

I don't understand what I need to do to get an attacking fucking return from Morgan Rogers I'm in a simulation.

8th blank in a row for Aaronson. I have murdered that man's career in broad daylight. Police asleep on the job.

Rolling. Benching Timber again. Arse crack fully opened ready for Ekitike. What will be will be. Good luck all. Don't pick my players. You have fair warning.

Losing a guaranteed 0.2m by choosing to wait to see what Pep says about Haaland tomorrow is very annoying. Need every pound I can get with this car crash Ekitike rising, Haaland falling Does nobody wait for information anymore 😂

So close to a good week And then I put Timber 3rd sub and he's the only person not coming on... We go again

Didn't break Wilson

The Brendan "2 big chances every fucking game" Aaronson punt continues to pay off 7th blank in a row The worst run of his career It's simply what I do

Another train crash The original 🐐 If you know, you know

Another solid 2 points from Morgan Rogers. The talisman of my team.

No idea on bench. Feel free to suggest. I guarantee whoever I put on there will outscore those on the pitch. Aiming for 16th bad week in a row. Generational run.

Predicting once again that Sesko actually starts a football match Surely at home to Palace... Follow @emma1.bsky.social for all predicted team news before each deadline.

What a day. The Greens winning, Farage crying and I'm going to buy Harry Wilson. Peak.

So the Telegraph is taking this well

The Gorton and Denton result was, above all things else, a vote for positive politics and not racism and hatred. The Tories and Labour are dead, but people need to start believing that real change is possible. Not just yelling stop the boats from a fucking Wetherspoons. Real hope. Real change.

Meanwhile over on X

I should really roll next week. But just realised the opportunity to end Harry Wilsons season is right there... Incredibly tempting

8 blanks. Zero goals. 15th bad week in a row. It can't go on etc etc etc

Just. Fucking. Start. Him.

So happy for Robert Aramayo winning at the Baftas last night. An unbelievable performance in a film of unspeakable humanity. I urge everybody to watch it. Especially if you're American and seemingly have no idea what Tourettes is whilst you're online trashing both the actor and the inspiration.

FPL Runners - assemble 🔥 Time to get the 2026 FPL 10K in the diary. 11th April at 3pm (time may flex) Come to Bristol for a beautiful route & social after Or Do a remote 10K and record your stats Winner & Runner up for both options Who’s in?? 🔥 Details to come…

I really don't understand why we aren't playing 5 at the back each and every week Just benching points like clockwork whilst attackers couldn't score in a Trainspotting remake

I am once again asking for the servants of Satan to take Harry Wilson from this mortal realm immediately

Own one player in the 2pm kick offs. No Andersen, Anderson, Wilson, Sarr, Munoz, Ekitike, Wirtz, Slobz any fucking Sunderland defenders They can't ALL return But I guarantee most will

All it took was me buying him to turn him into a defensive midfielder. This is unprecedented witchcraft.

Can Nico O'Reilly owners just blow smoke into my face so I know what it feels like to ever own a player like that.

9 from 4 Matching Van Hecke's score on my bench Brilliant start. Proud of the lads. All but confirmed a red arrow by 5pm on a Saturday. 15th bad week in a row. It CANNOT go on like this.

4 blanks from 4 attackers so far. Trying to stay positive because one of my players could get sent off in the second half. Got to be strong and believe that 8 point ceiling is possible. If half my team can just cover Joao Pedro this week, it will be a start.

I'll continue to post my team merely as a public service at this point. Season is completely over and just trying to finish inside the top 1m to avoid total and utter humiliation. 14 bad GWs and counting. I've taken better shits than this rabble. Cannot buy more than 2 returns max per week.

Man Utd Predicted XI for @emma1.bsky.social 9/11 are locked barring injuries Dalot v Mazza continues to be one sided And Sesko has to start eventually...

It's not that I don't want to play FPL anymore. It's that I physically want it to die in a watery grave and drag down every fucking bastard who spawns luck after luck after luck after luck after luck every fucking week. 14th terrible week in a row. Not a single thing has gone well. It CANNOT go on

Mane 21 bps across two games and robbed of an assist Game can honestly get FUCKED

Could be worse. Imagine captaining Calafiori...

Well done Gabriel triplers. I think it's safe to say my season is very much over. On a more positive note, I did change my captain at the last minute to Timber to ensure @fplsportscience.bsky.social was fucked as well. We go again next season. Although probably not on here. Or anywhere.

But it's not the boomers fault

Inclusion. The obvious 8th deadly sin.

It feels silly doing Rice to Semenyo with the upcoming blank. But it also feels like a massive skill issue not owning him at this point. I'd probably recommend getting him for a hit for the next four in truth. Looks essential. That said, I'll do all I can to break him.

Why are people crying about a triple captain chip that is only 50% done? Even I fucking know it can get a lot lot worse.

One of the best pure horror/slasher movies in years Monkeys know ball boxd.it/d73D8r

Captained my lowest scoring Arsenal player Process

Given Haalands 5 points is a negative, that's 8 blanks from 8 Off a hit. GW rank of 10m and counting No goals, no assists, no clean sheets Even the players I was supposed to buy are now blanking 13 red arrows. It cannot go on like this.

Given I accidentally bought Enzo over Sarr, if I give anybody a single piece of advice it is this Take every penny you own and put it on Sarr returning tonight Every. Penny. You. Own.

Utd got out of a jail. A desperate performance and looked tired. Poor subs from Carrick, Sesko should have been on at HT. Needs to show a lot more urgency and rotate better Cannot continue to play Dalot. Yorro saved us 3 times before a wonder goal to steal a point Sesko has to start now Onwards.

5 from 4 Very likely the lowest score in the world so far and only one of my rank killers has played yet Blank after blank after blank after blank whilst every other asset hauls I have been the worst active player in FPL for 3 months It cannot, cannot go on like this

Joao Pedro now has more points in the 5 weeks since I sold him than in the 20 weeks when I owned him. People should pay me to sell my players. Managers should pay me. Extraordinary to think that nobody but a small section of the FPL community gets to benefit from my anti-luck. I'm a hero.