Enjoy the rest of the season, the May elections and hopefully, Spurs relegation. Adieu.

Bogle off at half time. Yeah I'm done. 20 point swing from swapping to Justin to Bogle "cos stats" from two defenders in the same team in a single GW? No. Fuck that. That isn't variance. That is fucking personal Fuck this game and fuck everyone who rolls 6s whilst I am fisted by 1s until I bleed

Liam Rosenior completed 4.48% of his contract.

It's hard to see how any chips played in 34-36 make up for the points lost by not playing BB in 33 30 point swing on average thanks to the Brighton triple up and Bruno. Even if you take 10 off for 32. That means I'm gonna need 20-25 points off a SGW BB to justify it. Every decision wrong this one

I for one am surprised that Chelsea's tactic of buying 50 players on 8 year contracts and then putting a Prefect in charge, hasn't worked.

Bench boosters crying that Joao Pedro didnt turn up when they're shit housing 30 points from Brighton players that all FHs avoided You couldn't make it up

I dont think any player in FPL history has hurt me more than Joao Pedro this season. Absolutely incredible effort. I just have to salute the man. After all my years playing this game to drop a own/don't own wild variance season like this. A fucking hero of hate.

The Palmer absence so so unlucky for those who took on Haaland. Many of which HAD to gamble to save their seasons. Cruel game. At least most will get points off the bench for Pedro.

An absolutely hideous day in FPL, football and sport. One month to go before the sweet taste of freedom.

Always a strong move to play your wildcard in a double gameweek and lose points Incredible performance from my ex player so far Nobody can convince me they don't fucking know

Brilliant result but I feel like I've said this so many times now... we will know when the post Fergie corner has finally been turned when we see consistent results against the "lesser" teams. Where was some of that play at home to Leeds? We were asleep. Players have to be ALWAYS up for it

10/11 correct for Utd Amad is benched, not Sesko Mazza (sorry Birdy) steps into the centre back spot with Yoro out for the season and everybody else suspended for breathing oxygen. Joao Pedro meanwhile, has wandered off into the sunset in protest of being in my FPL team.

James Justin booked in the 101st minute Owners MUDDED

GW33. Wildcard. Expecting to have a huge red arrow this week but FH34, BB35 and TC36 all with 3 free transfers to come. I've held Brendan Aaronson for 3 months. I can't cut him lose now.

I'm expecting a 20 point loss on BBs this week. I just hope it's not more. I gained 10 last week and think I'll then get 20 more against the herd in 35/36. But honestly think this could be a 150 point week.

GW33. Wildcard. Expecting to have a huge red arrow this week but FH34, BB35 and TC36 all with 3 free transfers to come. I've held Brendan Aaronson for 3 months. I can't cut him lose now.

Yoro is now out injured 💀 I would assume that either Mazza or Cassie play CB - an absolute disaster. Could move Shaw to CB and play Dalot LB. Utd will have to go for it now so expect a VERY high scoring game at the Bridge. Really wish I'd played my BB...

Fuck PGMOL The most openly corrupt body in sport since the ICC admitted they always paired India and Pakistan together for bantz.

Not time to do a full prediction graphic for @emma1.bsky.social and the team today. But I suspect Carrick goes back to what was "working" against Chelsea. Lammens Dalot Yoro Heaven Shaw Cassie Ugarte/Mainoo (if fit) Amad Bruno Cunha Mbeumo Be surprised if Sesko starts. Defence is a mess.

Since Mbappe joined Madrid, Spurs have won more trophies.

Arsenal v Athletico Munich v PSG Know which of those two games I'll be watching...

I honestly believe that since VAR, every season of the Premier League has been collectively officiated worse than the year before. Our referees are now genuinely in the gutter.

Lost the game with the first half performance. As bad as anything I've seen in years. Zero changes at the break utterly bizaare and then just a full on basketball match that we almost got away with. Ugarte playing 90 minutes a crime against sport. Carrick accountable. Had 3 weeks to prepare.

Finally call the Mbeumo dropping and get the defence all wrong 😆

If you were on a wildcard, who would be the 4 players on your bench this week? My issue is I can't afford to keep Bruno on there as it rules me out of too many assets I'll be horribly exposed to. Plan is to swap Palmer back in 36 So it's currently Henderson Gabriel Rice Collins FH34, BB35, TC36

Those 15 points for NOR really hurt for non WCs. He will likely be enough of a doubt that 33FH/WCs will have to now avoid and lose out on another mega haul. Chelsea assets horribly flopping at least. Haaland may as well be a dead asset. No chance captaining next week. As washed as Salah.

Cannot actually believe Spurs have lost again

People claiming the WC32 has failed waaay to early. It needed 3 things to succeed. Brighton win to nil. Chelsea/Man City to be a goal fest and then Bournemouth and Leeds to step up next week. Irrelevant what else has happened. It's on track with everything to play for later today.

Arsenal players all faking injuries to pull out of international duty only to lose to Saints and Bournemouth is absolutely mental by the way There isnt a bottle big enough for this shit

Somebody go find the 3 people who triple captained Mavropanos this week

Cannot actually believe I didn't wildcard. I'm going to be absolutely annihilated. Brighton win 3-0 and Chelsea v Man City is a 5 goal thriller and I'm essentially waiting until August

The irony of my dreadful FPL season is how largely template it's been. Small point losses every week rather than big fails. GW32-36 I am now essentially betting against the house. Bowen in. Wildcard next week. BB35. Horribly exposed to Brighton and Palmer/Haaland. Er... Dubs What could go wrong.

Forgot Maguire was (inexplicably) suspended. So assume Heaven steps in.

Man Utd predicted XI v Leeds for @emma1.bsky.social The two usual decisions. Dalot or Mazza and which one of the front four drops out. Normally that's Sesko, and I expect that will happen again. But I'm just going to keep predicting Mbuemo is dropped until it finally happens.

I honestly don't know at what point the west wake up to the fact that Benjamin Netanyahu is possibly the worst human being alive and will never, ever, stop killing innocent people for his own gain. He will be remembered alongside Hitler and Stalin in 50 years. Can nobody fucking stop him??

The one (and potentially only) thing I'd give Amirom credit for was the upgrades to the squad he oversaw. Replacing Garnacho, Sancho, Hojlund, Malacia, Lindleof and Onana with Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko, Dorgu, Heaven and Lammens is a ridiculous upgrade. He also cleaned up a lot of the attitude issues.

Play Those Chips | #FPL GW32 @fplpricey.bsky.social & I are back to discuss chip deployment as FAC semis get decided and how the end game looks becomes clearer (TEAM DEPENDENT DOT COM) 🍟 Plus: which players doubling, and not, catch our eye? 👀 ❤️/♻️ appreciated! pod.fo/e/3f8182

Lot of people worrying about Ekitike this weekend and I don't have the slightest idea if he starts or not. But regardless of FPL, the Fulham game is MUCH bigger than a gung ho miracle punt recovery against PSG. Liverpool have NO chance of winning UCL and HAVE to finish top 5. Does Slot know this??

Already rethinking this given I own two Liverpool players 😂 Just an appalling team under Slot and have been for 12-15 months now. Never seen a manager so unable to react to game state tactically.

Barring some wild injury news over the coming 48 hours my route is going to be below. I state this as a public service to avoid. WC33, FH34, BB35, TC36 All 4 chips back to back. I'll be "behind" end of 33, but SHOULD make it back in spades the 3 weeks after. Plus I'm 1m anyway. So who cares.

I can get to 10 doubles (plus Bruno) without a WC and can use my TC in 33. Seems to be an option that nobody has discussed (presumably due to everybody spunking it on Gabriel) Could then WC 35, BB 36/37 (FH still in 34) Not sure if that is better than WC32, BB33 and then TC in final double...

Can't wait for the country to give this lot 4 years and then cry about what they've done 4 weeks later. At least Tories/Labour vaguely hide their inner evil. You are basically voting for Mr Burns and believing he will help you.

I'm beginning to think Israel might be the baddies

Peak from De Zerbi

Arsenal withdrawing their entire squad from internationals is absolutely peak no fucks given club management

3 points for Aaronson

It's hard to believe that I've turned Chelsea into the worst team in the league again simply by buying their players. Yet here we are. I am fucking loving it.

My work with Ekitike is complete. Signed twice. Injured twice. Zero returns. See you next time you prick.

I normally roll my eyes at this but the correct decision for Utd to lodge a formal complaint. Absolutely zero logic to the Amad non penalty given the other decisons, and ultimately it cost them 2 points. Our referees are an international embarrassment www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

And now a red card for the same offence at the other end. What the actual fuck.