Genuinely wish I still owned Watkins so I could sell him again

Just in case you're unclear. Farage and Reform want every single person of colour, and/or not originally born here, pretty much instantly deported the second they get into power That's 35-40% of doctors alone. Before we even consider scientists, nurses, social workers, teachers Good luck Britian.

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No Ollie Watkins in my FPL team this morning

Seeing my team for next gameweek with three Forest starters still

May just play this season with 10m in bank Haaland, Semenyo and 9 defenders/defensive mids

42 all out and no goals for the entire 8 attackers for the 3rd time already this season. It's absolutely ridiculous how defensively skewed the points are so far. Fantasy Bore League.

Dubravka and Elliot Anderson easily the best two players in Burnley v Forest But Lyle Foster still beats them to bps because of a 1 yard "assist" to a striker who scuffed a shot that was turned into a goal by Zinchenko falling over in slow motion Absolute peak The system is so shit

In a game Amirom probably needs to at least draw to save his job, that team selection is absolutely wild. Yoro dropped and not Shaw. Bayinder in goal. Still playing 5 genuine defenders with zero creativity. Amad wide left. Absolutely fucking mental.

DCL was the bench boost enabler all along Oh well Was always hard to predict that once in a decade moment where he finally wakes the fuck up again

I really should be bench boosting this week. Honestly can't see a better one pre Christmas. But doing so would force me into a wildcard when I can easily get Haaland for free and roll otherwise. Almost a guaranteed red arrow with so many chips active, but gotta be patient.

Man Utd predicted line up for @emma1.bsky.social I have no idea what Amirom will do because he is more stubborn than a grass stain on a white pair of trousers But Lammens has to come in, and Shaw was woeful against City and needs dropping Cunha is fit and hopefully starts We will lose anyway

Currently on this Already done Wirtz to Semenyo (you're welcome owners) But I have one more FT and am considering doing Guiu to an up to 6m striker and bench boosting Thoughts? And if so... who. Foster? One of the Sunderland guys? Thiago? DCL...

Daily reminder that Man Utd loaned their second best attacker to Barcalona, and play their best attacker as a defensive mid. Just so they can play with three centre backs against Burnley and Grimsby. Totally worth it.

I swear Liverpool are just letting opponents score to win games in injury time now.

I could be the Manchester Utd manager, play a 9 0 1 formation, and it would still be the players fault if they lost to Grimsby. The system is certainly not helping. But half this squad remain simply not good enough, and at this point, I think they know that. We are years away.

The problem with my FPL team so far hasn't been not owning Haaland It's been owning Wirtz and Watkins over quite literally anybody. And I STILL can't get rid of them. One more week...

This is a total embarrassment from Amirom. If he won't change the system he has to walk. I really, really like the guy but it doesnt matter if it's City or Grimsby. All it takes it to play 3 men against our 2 in midfield and win It really is that simple Our 3rd CB offers literally nothing. Ever.

Liverpool haven't deserved to win a single match this season and have won all four That is simply elite Champions current and elect behaviour

Still absolutely nothing to say about far right thugs rioting and attacking the police while a US tech billionaire calls for a violent insurrection on our streets

Being told that immigrants are the problem with our country whilst seeing all riots/civil unrest caused/attended by 95% of white men is a faint disconnect And how is Musk still being given a platform? He has publicly invited violence and called for our gov to be overthrown How is that okay...

So far this season my defenders have got more attacking returns than my midfielders And my midfielders have got more defensive points than my defenders Is this really the season of 5 2 3? With the 2 being DMs

Not using a transfer to get Semyano a huge and rightfully punished mistake. Awful awful management. I'd sack myself, but I don't have any cats to take over anymore.

Forest were simply terrible today, apart from Anderson and Murillo (who went off injured) Really don't rate the Ange appointment myself but time will tell. They look a couple of injuries away from a relegation fight. New signings look appalling. Luiz can't get a game. I have 3 of their players...

Murillo 10 defcons after 30 minutes. Concedes. Injured. Rollercoaster

9 dice for my team from livefpl NINE New personal best

Holding. I think he starts. But the cheeks are getting parted ready.

The Ndiaye "knock" is incredibly frustrating in a week where I have near zero bench cover I can remove him for free, but if he starts and scores, it's just a total act of self harm. Grrrr.

When you can't think of anything to do... do nothing. I don't love the idea of potentially playing triple Forest away at Arsenal But I love it more than removing players for a hit with great fixtures after One to ride out. Team looks great next week and then will have 3FTs to change it up for GW6

Man Utd team for @emma1.bsky.social and the predictors Amirom has already said Bayinder starts, and with injuries to Dalot/Cunha/Mount I'm going with the below Amad is the one who could squeeze his way in here. Instead of Mainoo/Mazza. But I suspect we see Bruno pushed up this match.

Well..

Wars, assassinations, poverty, pedophiles, corruption and irreversible climate change. Thank god FPL is back this weekend to make everything even fucking worse.

Why in this Mandelson saga are we ignoring the elephant in the room? That we’re about to welcome and honour a man who was a great pal of Epstein and who continues to lie about that every day?

I had a dream last night that Elliot Anderson got 11 Defcons in the first 30 minutes And then got sent off

A reminder that Erling Haaland plays Man Utd and Arsenal in his next two matches And not the team ranked 154th in the World by FIFA...

The established political class have failed us for too long. Which is why Farage tops every poll and will be our next Prime Minister. We will follow many countries before us into a fascist regime. If we're lucky, we will come out the other side. But let's not kid ourselves. This is happening.

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I swear Forest just make up some of the players they sign Cuiabano? Kalimuendo? Come on. Two of their signings are just players already owned by other clubs. Cunha? Jesus? Not falling for it. They may as well have a waste management consultant sign out front the money laundering is so obvious

Munoz outscoring my other 5 players, including my captain, combined today. An absolute rascal in a sea of excrement.

Rodris run of 782 games without losing, apart from the ones where he did, has finally come to an end.

Anderson hitting 11 for the 3rd game in a row and with the most chances created. 💀

I hate Nottingham Forest so fucking much

After 15 hours, I think it's fine to abandon Death Stranding and declare it officially the worst computer "game" ever created. Other than graphically, it fails on every single level from mechanics to narrative. It simply isn't fun playing a cyborg postman holding your breath as you deliver mail.

A mixed bag yesterday. Avoided Cunha and went Mbeumo, but two of the main captains have already hauled and I need a Forest clean sheet more than my own bed. Need something from Watkins later. And Chris Wood to suffer from erectile disfunction.

26 chances and treble their xG Still almost fucked it up Respect

Just the 5th time already this season a player of mine has fallen 1 short of Defcon. Already my most hated new rule in a game I already wanted to strange in its sleep. Fuck off variance you colossal fuckstick of fuckery.

Gusto over James is terrible for Cucurella. Urgh. Already started badly.

The last time Manchester Utd scored more than 2 goals in a domestic home match was February. Since then, we have scored 4 goals in 8 matches. I've seen people on free hits tripling up on our attack. Captaining players who have never scored for the club. I mean. I'd love us to smash em. But...

The season is only 2 weeks old. I have a rank of 6m, no captain returns and I'm more exposed to Wood than a colony of Beavers. Sunday evening cannot come fast enough.