Michael Carrick has broken Manchester City

People voted for this, and believed this man. We are architects of our own downfall and STILL Farage is the overwhelming favourite to be next PM as scandal after scandal after scandal breaks about him We are no better than America and deserve economic ruin Turkeys voting for Christmas. In the oven

A 91st clean sheet wipeout a fitting end to the worst gameweek in living memory. Bench almost outscored entire team.

What do you mean I have to take over an FPL team? I've only just fucking arrived. 11 week old "Mojito" joins the family.

9 blanks from 10 Still haven't outscored my bench Red arrow despite having two attackers playing This has been two months now of the most earth shattering variance I've ever experienced I am killing half the leagues attackers piece by piece by piece I was crap to begin with. WHY make that WORSE

Another excellent blank by Gordon. An xGI of 0.0 and dragged on 60 minutes. Thank god he made it that far. 3 points feels like a blow job at this stage.

Good process

I don't want to alarm anybody. But I've had 7 play and Patrick Dorgu has outscored all of them combined on my bench.

The amount of injury time Liverpool get when needing to find a goal needs a genuine police squad assigned to it.

Legitimately the best United performance in 4 or 5 years Carrick. Ball. It's happening.

Who could possibly have predicted that Bruno Fernandes in the number 10 role could be this good And Goldbridge Media and our fake fans want to sell him? Never forgive them. They do not deserve him, and neither does this football club.

That Man Utd XI is... well... something

Good luck all Cunha and Bowen out Ekitike and Aaronson in Let off for Tom Cantle. But not gonna tag him just in case because he's a poopy head.

I still haven't made my final transfers but there is no scenario where I don't buy Ekitike and likely captain him. So just to give everybody fair warning there.

Tough Man Utd XI to predict for @emma1.bsky.social and her team this week. But I have to assume Carrick rolls out a 4 3 3 and one of Amad/Mbeumo share minutes on the right post Afcon Lammens Dalot Harry Marty Shaw Cassie Bruno Ugarte Amad Sesko Cunha Heaven, Mainoo, Dorgu, Mbeumo could all start

"Marc Guehi will tip City’s spending over £500m in the last 12 months. Pep has effectively bought an entire XI of players - all the while we are still awaiting a verdict on the 115/130 financial breaches. We are so collectively numb to them & the stain they have left on football." (Adam Joseph)

2 FT. 0.3m in bank. No Gabriel. No Liverpool attack. No Leeds attack. No Fulham attack. Two absolutely terrible keepers. Still owning Minteh dropping 0.2 every week. Anthony fucking Gordon. Somebody just tell me what to fucking do.

Live WGTA tonight 🚨 Join @fplpricey.bsky.social & me as we hit an eye of the storm between the mad of festive fixtures and, next, #fpl chip season 🌀 We'll look at the upcoming schedule in detail, plus midfield switches - Cunha to Palmer? Rogers? Plus the usuals! Live ~8:45: see you there, Bluesky! 💜

Good morning and fuck off to Ineos, the Glazers, FPL, Farage, Trump, Starmer and anybody who thinks Jesse Buckley emotionally manipulated people into winning every award under the sun. Swimming upstream in a sea of bastards.

Manchester Utd before and after Fergie

Just end the season now

A reminder that this isn't even Brighton's A-Team I don't think Utd have ever had worse full backs And people questioned why Amirom wouldn't play these two like this

I hate Anthony Gordon so much man. Like real fire and brimstone levels. Rage and bile man. Rage and fucking bile. What an astrological dickhead.

This. Absolute nightmare.

I mean what the fuck even is this at this stage. How is this midfield doing absolutely fuck all each and every week whilst DMs and maverick Jesse Lingard picks tear it up FUCK FPL WITH THORS HAMMER

Worst transfer I've ever made. Honestly ridiculous how thats been a 30 point plus swing on Wilson and Bruno G in just a few weeks. Compounded by him coming off when he would have taken the penalty. Off the back of a goal disallowed that was more onside than Wirtz. Never known variance like it.

Answer. Petrovic. I've had two keeper returns all season.

Anthony Gordon over Harry Wilson has been like sawing my testicles off with a bread knife.

I honestly don't know who out of Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Jeremy Corbyn had worse PR The narrative from Goldbridge Media that he was our worst ever manager, when he was statistically and factually our best post Fergie, is utterly maddening. His team scored 250 goals in 2 years as well.

Tough decision this week whether to play Dubravaka for 1 point or Petrovic for 1 point

I don't think there is a better litmus test of whether you're an intelligent Manchester Utd fan... then if you'd welcome Ole and Carrick as interim managers again. Bring them home.

Amirom probably had to go. For multiple reasons. But the problem at Utd remains the board. Ineos. Glazers. All of them. Zero interest in running a functioning football club. Drain the swamp.

Took Wirtz out for a hit Went Gordon over Bruno Benched Thiago Picked Bowen May as well not have a keeper May as well not have a defence Team available for sale. I'll pay you.

Gordon goal disallowed by a mm and booked for a clean tackle. Then subbed. This game can honestly die, die and die again. Meanwhile mass owned shithouser Wilson scores of his normal 0.004 xG and wipes out VVD clean sheet Die, die and die again The worst invention since Furbies.

Man Utd playing a back 9 away to Leeds. WE ARE MASSIVE

Be under no illusions, Leeds are legitimately favourites to beat Manchester Utd this weekend. Is there a single fan who believes we can rock up to an Elland Road Bear Pit and win with the XI players we have available? The club is on it's knees. Fuck Ineos. Fuck the Glazers.

6th red arrow in a row. A single captain return in 10 weeks. Didn't even watch a movie today. 2026 on point already.

I watched 400 films in 2024. Most I've done since before I had kids. 77 of them were new releases, the top 16 are ranked below. I'll always love sport, games, reading and theatre... but movies remain my main passion. So good to be back on the wagon again in earnest.

It's hard to think of anything worse than this Utd performance But the referee is doing everything he possibly can to try First time in a while I've seen an official be almost dangerously bad

I seem to have benched both my Brighton players against West Ham for players who... checks notes... have actually been benched in real life Total disaster and we've not even kicked off yet It's amazing that there are millions of people worse than me at this game. Even if most of them are robots.

Finally completed Silksong. The most vile, evil and inhumane game I ever played. Loved Hollow Knight. Hated almost every second of this after the first few hours. Massive boss runs, random attack patterns, double health hits, multiple projectiles. Fuck this game into the abyss of hell and die.

A 12 point swing on going Petrovic over Dubravaka is legitimately ridiculous Burnley haven't kept a clean sheet in 11 weeks and Brentford have been dreadful of late. Fuck this game with the infinity gauntlet.

I'll give you one guess who the only active manager who owns Petrovic is...

4 blanks from 4, 7 captain blanks out of 8. Don't own Ekitike. Only Arsenal player was Timber. Only differential attacker left is Joao Pedro. Currently burying the phone in the back garden until tomorrow. Feel so bad for people who buy my players ngl.

To the small group of people who inexplicably follow me on this demented left wing offshoot from the hellscape that is Musk's "X" Merry Christmas. Or whatever the fuck you celebrate. It's not about you. One love.

Watched It's A Wonderful Life and Terrifier 3 back to back Was... an experience Merry fucking Christmas

Tossed out Man Utd prediction for @emma1.bsky.social and the team We'll play either 4 4 2 or 4 3 3 tomorrow. Suspect it will be: Lammens Dalot Heaven Martinez Shaw Ugarte Mainoo Bruno Mount Sesko Cunha However. He could play Zirkzee over Ugarte/Mainoo in a 4 4 2 Yoro might also play 9 nailed

Man City were charged 3 years ago and still we haven't heard a single peep on any semblance of an outcome. 115 charges. Nothing. Chelsea still have 74 charges. Nothing. Everton, Forest and Leicester were charged 4 times and all got immediate points deductions. Tell me football isn't corrupt.

We will never return to the economic wealth we enjoyed in this country pre Brexit. And we should never, ever forgive those who campaigned for it and enacted it. The UK wasn't perfect. But things actually worked. We are now completely broken. And want the architect of the mess to clean it up...