It's like the World's Smallest Nuclear Explosion from MDK

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

bimbo heathcliff is the comic i've always been hoping for

Me: Can we get a PS2? Mom: We have a PS2 at home. The PS/2 at home:

I am not going to look for discord alternatives because there are 6000 of them that nobody can agree on i would much rather just make it hell on earth for their PR team until they cave again

I love looking at soundtracks for doom wads cuz like obviously not all of them can really get a full original soundtrack so sometimes they'll just pilfer songs from other games

Oddly appropriate today eh? No matter how many online spaces come up then die, we're still here.

Therapist: "It's okay, the Colin Mochrie football head is not real, he won't hurt you" The Colin Mochrie football head:

ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it

a chat client doing something incredibly stupid to please the shareholder bottom feeders? color me unsurprised.

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

insecurities 1/6

It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident. In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game

imagine being this beloved online and throwing it all away to do a crypto ad. absolutely pathetic lol

if i was the patriots quarterback i would throw the ball to one of my team mates. but i guess that’s why i’m not in the super bowl

I swear the most gayest thing is just two gals being sapphic and all you see is their legs and shoes

#sapphicsunday #aerti

It's very funny how AI ads are never like, scientists using AI to scan thousands of ancient documents or some kind of actual plausible good use. It's always a guy being like hey chatGPT how do I make a bowl of cereal do I start with a bowl or the milk or what

As we all prepare for the big game, it's important to remember that Jon Daly put out a parody RHCP song ahead of them playing halftime at the Super Bowl 12 years ago and some people thought it was real. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zGk...

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

I know very little about this "Bad Bunny" fellow, but he seems alright and sounds like he's got a few bangers good halftime show

Bad Bunny got into the endzone and scored before either offense

they should just put the Chicago Bears out on the field and pretend nothing's different, like a late-season sitcom recasting

america what's happening with you

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

I can’t participate in #hourlycomicsday this time bc I’m too far behind on work, but… I’m discouraged to report that the one I made in 2024 keeps getting more true with each passing year, so gonna just post it again 😣

The hip new trend that Youtubers follow when they talk about a video game

was gonna go to a social dance thing but wasn't really feeling up to going anywhere a shame, I missed out on seeing some cool folks I don't see often

why hair no listen

With some interior decorating, an old Toyota, and a trip to Micro Center, you can replicate the average day of a LAN party enthusiast in the early 2000s any time you want.

turns out painting nails is hard especially for someone like me who's kind of a perfectionist

The two paragraph diatribe about rap as an artistic medium followed by "ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM RAP" as their example kills me every time.

every once in a while I hear about a family member who's invested into crypto and just shake my head and watch folding ideas' "line goes up" for the umpteenth time

The Oregon Trail predates Rogue by 9 years, therefore all roguelikes are technically Oregon-likes

You're not alone and you're not broken. Everyone needs help sometimes.

Chun with her hair down from last year #art #streetfighter

now that I've done a few things around the house, now I just wanna relax and be a wolf

I think if I'm reading an article and you pop up a thing for the newsletter, and then do it again when I open another article even though you could've saved the fact that I hid it last time, your web designer should have to be sad. like maybe watch a sad movie or something idk

thinking about a werewolf shifting mid-conversation and the way her voice gets deeper and coarser with every phoneme and what if it also drew out her accent and and and

(don pardo voice) it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil

I found it…the gender fluid

and if you don't know the answer or think the other team doesn't have a clue, you can dare them to answer it for double the dollars. but be careful, because they can always double dare you back for four times the amount and then you either have to answer that question or take the physical challenge

I much prefer the significantly dumber PS2 version of V.I.P.

guess they're NGMI after all

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 3-60 months.

this is what learning about the history of uk video games is like as an american

Agent Cooper #fanart #TwinPeaks #pixelart

was getting excited to try out my HDMI capture card I got for Christmas, only to find out the cables it came with are too short to reach my computer and the TV comfortably with my room setup ordered some longer cables, but I gotta wait a day...