YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD GUY FIERI (oh who am I kidding of course you would)

Secret santa I finished earlier this year for someone! Miku being a very good animal person, yippeeeeee

WHO UP BANDCAMPING THEY FRIDAY Stream/purchase "CRUSH DEPTH", my recent Iron Lung-inspired song ft. @velvetic.bsky.social, or check out the rest of our stuff on his/my Bandcamp pages! jamespaddock.bandcamp.com malaphors.bandcamp.com #Bandcamp #BandcampFriday #IronLung

Yo, let's do e a #BandcampFriday recommendation thread! 👇🎶

A tie between Doom Eternal and The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Both sequels to games I love, which I expected to also love, only to be hit in the face with a dumptruck of baffling design decisions and pants-on-head writing, finally going "I can't enjoy this actually" and quitting.

Oh, it's Answer Day. Do you know where your towel is?

Oh, it's Answer Day. Do you know where your towel is?

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

While I *might* have my venerable Hero's Secret for Zelda:Oracles stashed somewhere, it's simpler to make a new one with this little utility. And while I'm at it, I'll make one for a Cursed Ring run. I think I'll call the hero "Dummy".

so I randomly decided to #doodle the ACME singing sword

Siblings, am I right?

The Muppet Legend of Drunken Master

The Muppet Cask of Amontillado

Always Bully Corporations

It seems the cats are incapable of going single-file through a partially open door without stopping for a little slap fight

Man Man is weak to this

I don't know about you but I'm feelin' ninety-two~

Kenny Loggins - Ankle Bone

changing my discord display name to "69 others" just to troll people who hover over reactions

Running so low on fucks to give, I wore my Bandanna Waddle Dee socks to work today

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CHILD

The sound of snow underfoot is entirely overrated, actually!

After 90 mins digging snow, I think I'm entitled to carry my shovel back like a triumphant warrior with a battleaxe.

Oh, I *really* do not want the new post box floating at the top of my feed. 😕

My cat figured out at one point that she can cuddle while I'm at my desk by sitting between me and the keyboard and leaning against my chest. She makes use of this often.

where did they get this photo of me???

Enjoy this #doodle of Humpty Bogart.

"But what if [literally impossible, grossly contrived specific situation that ony exists in my imagination for the purpose of feeling like I won a debate]? Yeah, that's what I thought. Check and mate."

There should be a game with a dedicated Frolic button.

I already have access to my own likeness

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

Irrationally pleased with this #doodle.

a #doodle of Duke asserting dominance or something

A #doodle that still makes me laugh for some reason. 👀

a #doodle of Kirby wondering if maybe this was not such a "bright" idea after all

Mm, wedding cookies. Or as they're known in England, matrimonial biscuits.

if you believe they put a moon on the man moon on the man he was crushed instantly, Andy

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Okat okay, I'll do it right now! Please just stop calling me a sap!

"you want some taunt?" Is either the worst taunt imaginable, or the best

the existence of Shia LaBeouf implies the existence of Shia LaNeurf

I know this is a very specific gag but every time I see the term "double hung" I think "so like the Jackie Chan move Twin Dragons but with Sammo Hung"

"Road work ahead"? No it don't, that's why all the guys out there fixing it!

Me, a clever being: "Where ma glasses? ... On ma face!"

I really like search engines that give you *more* results the more keywords you put in, rather than narrowing it down. Oh wait, I lied. I don't like those at all. They're awful.

Go ahead and toot your own horn. That's what horns are for!

Ç+Ç Musique Factorie - Gonna Make You Baguette (Everybody France Now)