The lesser of two evils but only discernible with an Ovaltine decoder ring

I baked oatmeal cookies and an apple, just a couple days ago. It’s gone

Lotta people are saying it

When former head of UA intelligence becomes head of negotiation team and president’s office

By design! Trump is in office to solve the problems of autocrats. Wrecking America so thoroughly it will take generations to recover and clearing way for dedollarization is part of this.

FBI agent: "I did not go to law school, go to Quantico and work counterterrorism operations overseas to be doing traffic control for arrest-a-brown-person day" FBI agent 2: "I was working an undercover operation on a neo-Nazi group with a long history of criminal activity... they'd have to close"

if i was a bodega cat i’d ignore you too

I think this is astonishingly accurate.

What do you think Bondi is going to do?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh the revelations! The scales have fallen from their eyes! pfffffFFFFFFTT

The Trump administration has extended its immigration enforcement campaign to Maine, home to a large Somali population. ICE says the operation, called “Operation Catch of the Day,” began Wednesday.

The honey pots are better there

The show must go on the fucking gullibility show never ends con men fucking con Not a peep from ANY member of Congress highlighting this fine point They’ve abdicated their powers long ago This Congress will save no one but themselves

REPUBLICAN Rep. Don Bacon: “There’s been grave damage done with our European allies. It’s going to take the next president to spend a lot of time trying to fix the relationship… our allies in Europe don’t think we’re dependable — and that’s a shame.”

German Foreign Ministry: The German federal government does not tolerate espionage in Germany - and certainly not under the cover of diplomatic status. Today we have summoned the Russian ambassador and informed him of the expulsion of the person in question, who spied on behalf of Russia.

Trump on his Greenland: Essentially, it’s total access. There’s no end — there’s no time limit... We're going to have all military access that we want... We’re going to not have to pay anything, other than the fact that we are building the Golden Dome. So literally what we had all this time.

Leavitt on "Peace Council" charter: “Its members include Bahrain, Morocco, Argentina, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Bulgaria, Egypt, Hungary, Indonesia, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Mongolia, Pakistan, Paraguay, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Türkiye, the UAE, and Uzbekistan.” BELARUS, not Belgium. 🤦‍♀️

KY’s @govandybeshear.bsky.social : “Trump’s speech was dangerous, disrespectful, and unhinged. Detached from the reality of what’s happening in 🇺🇸— You now understand why Canadians have stopped buying American products.”

#Verizon service in Ft Myers sucks

Trump’s Board of Peace logo is basically the UN logo, except dipped in gold and edited so the world only includes America.

if you're wondering about the terms and conditions, once again - here is a the factcheck www.onestnetwork.com/post/trump-s...

Lately every morning feels like we’ve died and gone to purgatory.

I’m going to take this take for a spin and tell a tale of real estate development in Florida over the decades that while indeed areas changed but the original population on average never benefited and were forced out by newcomers (rich snowbirds w more cash)

Not much, imma bout to block your stupid ass, thinking I want any of your shit. Do you not know which target group I belong in? Who told you I was fucking gullible enough to think you’re a real fucking person? EAT GLASS

Love ya Mark, but hero fan art, lionizing Smith, (just like was done with Mueller), into something he’s not & never will be, turns my stomach he has had a mouth & a voice & unless he drops huge bomb shells (he won’t, he’s doesn’t control the mic) he could just step up to any body else’s camera

Great, another case that ok we probably need but do not fool yourself with this administration in thinking this is a fast path to any kind of solution

Thank you Mr President, that clears things up.

Explaining to my boomer friends that Europe is still pissed

There are TWO WORDS these fuckin asswipe wordsmiths could use ENFORCEMENT CONSEQUENCES

ugh

My posts are so sick I put the flu in influencer

This person is correct and more succinct than me.

They did didn’t they

Not now exploding trees, we’re busy

This is the kind of headline that’d really piss of Trump

Canada, England and Ireland are among the most coveted destinations for those considering leaving the U.S.

Marked safe from inner peace.

It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes

They really expect the World Cup to go forward in the US this year, huh?

The banality of evil “all he did was go to work”

i would also quit if asked to participate in a criminal conspiracy

I got asked by a DC think tank to do a thing about the history of media and politics…so I’m doing the thing, and if you’re interested there’s a link in the next post you can use to sign up.

Brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand; it stimulates neuroplasticity, creates new neural connections, and boosts your cognitive flexibility; your dental hygienist will not be impressed.

I can’t post this on main but

It's been like this for years now but its getting more and more eerie watching senators post as if nothing is happening. They are just incapable of adapting to the times. It's like watching robots looping their programming.

I don't think leaders should be forced to focus solely on the bad thing, but Klobuchar is deliberately ignoring it. She's trying to talk about anything but the most important thing because she is, at best, a groveling coward and, at worst, a MAGA collaborator.

Make it corn dogs and it’s a deal

There’s also this mob boss aspect of a capo should receive tributes for the protection he provides; Trump is just rotten to the core www.bbc.com/news/article...