trump is stealing a golf course used by ordinary washingtonians and giving it to his rich friends

And where do we think the money went? It sure didn’t go into a spectacular triumphal arch…

Well. Seeing as Donald is a convicted felon, yes. I suppose the algae is criminally made.

This Department of Justice has arrested more people for LOOKING at the reflecting pool (6) than they have people on the Epstein list (0). Let that sink in.

“After rehiring experienced engineers, Ford experienced a marked improvement in its quality standards. According to the latest J.D. Power Initial Quality Survey…Ford ranked top among mainstream brands – the first time it has achieved that milestone in 16 years.”

If you have a second day of attacks, that isn’t a ceasefire being strained. That’s a war, because the firing hasn’t ceased.

America’s Mayor

GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

“If you vote for the ticket that tells you immigrants are eating your pets—the ticket that tells you mass removals are needed to purify and revive the nation and its heartland towns—what you’re actually going to get is social turmoil, violent ethnic purges, and serious economic disruption."” 🧵

Voters want authenticity, not bootlickers who sound like they read a manual on running for office. Stand for something. Fight for it. Stop trying to impress rooms that already have power, and listen to the people you ask to trust you with theirs. Be a people pleaser for the people.

LEAVE HER ALONE

Oh sweet Jesus I hope and pray a Democrat with a spine will do just this 🙏🏼

I will vote for any Democrat who runs on a platform of De-Trumpification modeled on post-war Germany. Get rid of the ideology root and branch and prosecute those eligible.

There is more truth in this cartoon than most of you know. The Supreme Court ruling is not only cruel and amoral, it is going to create chaos. To my dear Haitian friends in medicine, we are so sorry and will stand with you.

"And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him. But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God." Leviticus 19:33-34

lol these fucking morons

What do you mean abolishing ICE is not doable? It was created in 2003. There are Missy Elliot songs older than ICE.

Imagine if Obama and Biden had come in like Trump and project 2025. Just a blizzard of progressive stuff and orders undoing all the gop rot. Instead they both pursued way too much unity and bipartisanship. Voters gave them both a mandate and they made milquetoast.

A federal judge has just ordered DOJ to turnover five categories of items from the Epstein Files that it previously failed to disclose by July 2 in a lawsuit brought by Katie Phang. Read the details here: joycevance.substack.com/p/finally-a-...

"Trump's 13-Year-Old Accuser"

The great thing is that you can remain a generic center-left Democrat & still tap into voters’ demand for change. See: Ossoff, Pritzker, etc. You just have to show that you are ready, able, & willing to fight. That’s the central intra-Democratic Party cleavage.

These fuckos need to join hands and walk into the Reflecting Pool. They’ll look slightly less ridiculous and slimy than they do now

Crazy idea but instead of their asinine fight against Mamdani and progressives, those centrist Dems should learn from him. And maybe instead of bitching to the media, they could fight for good policy and get shit done for their constituents too But that requires commitment and whining is easier

This is maybe the scariest action yet. Trump wants to be able to order the USPS not to deliver mail-in-ballots to Democrats. He is really trying to destroy the electoral system. He wants Putin style 95% wins for Rs. This is why he wants the state voter rolls.

Dear Mother, By the time you receive this letter, I hope our long hours of guarding the nation’s Reflecting Pool will be over. The camp has been struck by dysentery from the algae. I thought arresting people for no reason would prove more fun, but all I want now is to return home. Your loving son.

The head of the GOP is a convicted criminal, serial fraudster who paid millions in settlements and adjudicated sexual abuser. Yet virtually no Dem states those facts when discussing the criminality of the Trump admin. It’s a daily pass, instead of a daily reminder of all-consuming degeneracy.

Parks and Reich

Remember everyone: Paxton Protects Pedophiles

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

OK we can add "ripping out a state of the art filtration system for the reflecting pool because Obama installed it" to the list of things Trump has done out of absolute bitter jealousy of the first Black president.

Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.

Frye has never been more right.

AlgaeGate is my favorite thing in politics right now, I just need to hear the POTUS advocate that we charge non-eukaryote lifeforms with felony vandalism, okay?

This should be a much bigger story. The DOJ intervening to save Trump's special boy.

Whenever anyone says anything about anti-ICE protesters breaking the law, they should be asked about shit like this.

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

“A major flu outbreak has sickened nearly 160 troops at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19th century military problems strike again.

It took 250 years but American cops finally racially profiled a white guy

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

Doing ethics training as a federal employee is super fucking demoralizing.

A grave warning for cutting programs that have kept things in balance for years. It didn’t take long for screwworms to resurge under our noses.

There is an entire TV show (Love on the Spectrum) devoted to people with autism dating

I think every media person who has spent the last 3-4 years warning everyone that AI is a scam should, when the bubble bursts, get one billion dollars each to run our normal businesses for the next 1000 years. seems fair.

lol that’s not what Catholics believe.

SCOOP from @by-cjewett.bsky.social & me: Markwayne Mullin urged the Department of Health and Human Service to remove warnings from the FDA website about the health risks of the gas station drug kratom. Mullin owns equity in a leading kratom company called Botanic Tonics that could have benefited.

Opening fire for shop lifting and killing a child?? What in the actual fuck?