Imagine not only choosing to have an “AI boyfriend” but also choosing one that talks like this. Wtf??

It’s so wild how the wealthy are destroying the Amazon that potentially has the cure for all the cancers in favor of an Amazon that’s creating new types of cancers

New organization "Broadway Voices for Palestine," announces that tomorrow, they will be performing a virtual reading of plays written by Palestinian children. Proceeds will go to The Hands Up Project charity. Allie Trimm, who plays Glinda in Wicked on Broadway, explains more:

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

JUMP踊りましたっ☆ #BLACKPINK

When stealth missions are added into non stealth games: why?

Ways to know I’m 2 sleeby 4 lyfe: I almost got in the wrong car today. It was a black car parked next to my black car, but other than that they looked nothing alike lmao

truth coming out of her well to shame humanity

Archie has done so many double stretches today I can’t stand it! His cuteness levels are too high 😤

This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate

Pie is so good 🤤

The biggest con in contemporary politics is Gender-Conservatives calling trans women perverts and rapists while constantly, and I mean constantly innovating new ways to sexually harass us on a mass scale.

Oh hey Noreen was back for all of 120 seconds and she did nothing but follow some of the people that reskeet her, and and then Bluesky moderation went "actually, stay gone." Cool, cool, very cool.

Being back home with Archie is so nice, very rude that I had to be away from him for more than 5 seconds

Go ahead, re-post your "edgy" commentary that maybe the Middle East just needed a Trump to strong arm Netanyahu & achieve peace

It’s this but about the dogs in the dog show lmao. Always.

Racism aside, the problem with "it's not stolen, it's conquered" is that attitude is nothing but "killing you is an acceptable way to take your stuff" and I'm pretty sure that's bad. "I didn't steal your car, I conquered it" would, uh, not hold up at trial.

My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy? Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy Nephew: How??? Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine Nephew: … Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor

Please help if you can

Once again, I lived!

Humanity has shown it is ready to go down with the ship.

I have so many questions. Firstly, is this real or a goof? Secondly, what if you fart and the cat gets pissed and claws your ass off?

What if thanksgiving is canceled so I don’t have to go to my dad’s tomorrow? OR! What if I fake my death and sneak out of the country to start a secret new life so I don’t have to go to my dad’s tomorrow? Hmmmm…. 🤔

Lunch. Lunch! LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH!

Oh look, another reason for me to not watch season 4

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

Waking up with an annoying headache? Bad! Archie giving forehead kissies to help fix it? Good!

She used to be my babysitter growing up, please boost: www.gofundme.com/f/khamia-fig...

We are drowning again and again It will be a harsh, long, bitterly cold winter. And between every storm and the next… another massacre, new displacement, lethal suffering, and bleeding grief. If you have any spare i beg you i’am in dire need to evacuate 😣 chuffed.org/project/help...

I love the full quote actually even more based

What if I could just teleport to bed. I don’t wanna walk!

i added a gazillion more wreaths to nora.jewelry

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

*taps on your screen* have you told your pets I love them lately? Bcuz I love them and it is important that they know.

Every. Time.

Hey you

I ate to fast and now my tummy is upsetty, but in my defense it was good foodz

still trying

Dragon Age sickos preparing a sacrifice for DA to be sold to a company that will treat it well

The funniest thing about Bari Weiss is she’s totally useless but for the billionaire class they think she has some kind of pulse on the cultural zeitgeist. Same reason she got hired by the NYT tbh. And so Bari comes out like “all the people love Alan Dershowitz” and that’s just so funny to me

No one: Archie, curling up to sleep: *softly* rawawawaaa

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Is it time for midnight snacky? Yes!

Please help if you can

Me when a woman