Why is work so obnoxious today? I would rather slam the car door onto my head than do these pointless annoying tasks!

It’s time to get out of bed >:(

james 'obrian continues to be the biggest fucking prat in the history of 'centrism'. she knew who andrew was. she defended him. she paid ppl off. he was her favourite even when she knew about the things he'd done. i wish she was fucking alive to see it.

Hey, everyone. North Minneapolis schools need your help. They've each raised tens of thousands for their families in January, and have to do it all over again now. This one school still needs thirty thousand dollars to keep families housed and fed. Can you help?

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

I don’t think I’ve done any Archie posting today and that’s unacceptable! Anyway, he is sleeping on my feets while I poo again, you’re welcome for this very important announcement.

This has to be a bit. HAS TO BE! I refuse to believe otherwise.

Yu wil hand ovur all tha treets naow

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

Me whenever it’s not time to sleep: 😴 Me when it’s time to sleep: 😃

I hope New Yorkers will challenge Mamdani about this. Too often, people feel they need to be absolutely for or against a politician — ignoring their missteps or throwing them out with the bathwater. You can like and/or believe in someone and still challenge them to deliver on their promises.

if you aren't already blocked by alecto (@\tearsofthefallen.sheshed.rocks), you need to go report her post immediately

Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too

Fucking cowards. You have lawyers for a goddamn reason

Twenty-two??? Eww! That older fucker should be in a nursing home!

Me: are you my favorite? Archie: yesss ☺️ is me! I best favorite!! ☺️

I want to play a vidya game that is not like any of the vidya games I own or like any that exist. A sad time to be me.

I still need help for myself and my mom. Anything would be a lifesaver today ❤️ truly.

This thread just...this is why we are stronger together.

Now that he is done zoomzooming it is cozy hot choccy/reading time with Archie ☺️

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Thread. Instead of fearmongering about ICE agents intimidating voters at the polls, direct your energy to becoming a poll observer or poll worker, and to advocating for changes to voter laws. Call your political reps, find grassroots orgs doing this work, etc.

Me: people are allowed to dislike characters I love, especially when they are very flawed :) Me when anyone talks shit about Jaime Lannister:

Jesse Jackson inquired about AFRO-LATINO and Haitian immigrants being detained in the Krome center in 1981 during the Regan administration and protested for the same groups during the Clinton admin in 93. 12 years of time between them but still the same issue? It’s almost like…….

I often think about the fact that if the FBI et al had not killed Fred Hampton, he would be 78 today. Younger than Jesse Jackson was. Must have felt strange to outlive many of your contemporaries by decades.

Can’t believe there’s only one Dunk and Egg left until who knows when, I miss when we didn’t have to wait a million years for shows to come back!

Wild that billions of years ago a planet existed specifically in the habitable zone of exactly the right type of star with the perfect atmospheric condition and elementary composition for abiogenesis, and as a result of that I have to pay taxes to genocidal pedophiles

Hammam and Abood need support, their mom is not feeling well, please share and support with material means if possible!! chuffed.org/project/1580...

Please help if you can

What’s it like to have a normal dog? I’ve had several puppers in my life and I still do not know….

⏳️We all just want a little guy⌛️

I don't know what's worse about this post. 1. Implying Hilary and Kamala lost because they're women, which is a horrifically sexist narrative. 2. Pretending as if the most well-known and enthusiastic presidential campaign of our lifetime wasn't Obama's. 3. Thinking white men will save us.

Show up for black trans men!

You know the scene when Egg was explaining to Dunk that he wasn’t actually gonna be doing knight shit that day? And Dunk was like “then why have I been vomiting all morning?” I was Dunk today working myself up to go get lab work done but I dragged my ass there and they were CLOSED!!!!!

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is such a good argument for lower stakes in genre fiction. The world isn't at risk, just the lives of an artist and the knight who protected her. Baelor's choice ends up having historic ramifications, but that choice was only human. Batman writers take note.

sometimes I think about how "Punk" was a homophobic slur originally and that there's an alternate timeline where people go to "fag concerts" and read "cyberfag" and "steamfag" books

I want my free boneless chicken wings.

Why can’t I be a titillating alien magazine, happily drunk???

Oh boy it’s Dunk and Egg time! Time for Mr. Breakspear’s family to give him the biggest headache they’ve ever given him…

Annoying my mom with Archie facts is also one of my favorite hobbies tbh

TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.

Playing vidya games was fun for like 30 mins until my brain decided that everything is pointless and I should just sit around depressed and bored instead :)

No! I will not engage with losers! That was a close one, never deleted a skeet so fast in my life.