A page from Dumbass! #1, my one-person anthology

heavy smoker neve truther #datv #dragonage #nevegallus

I got good news but the ink is still wet so I can't say anything and I'm chewing the walls

@alejadress.bsky.social also sent me some BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS jewelry in my birth stone ! I'm feasting!

If you yammer and yammer about shitty movies during your grim summer, you will harvest strange holiday gifts. (I'm DELIGHTED)

He's so small

the bonnet pattern i cut out of cardboard and taped together to test the size of is too small on my big head and im going to go walk into the sea

living in this country is like being awake on the table

what the FUCK

i like cosplaying niche things because i will get little likes out of the blue & I will click on em & i will see someone elbow deep in the void. It's like getting a little alarm that some little fruit somewhere is chewing on the furniture and only looking at me in a little outfit can help.

Simultaneously giving and receiving road head while crossing 8 states. Call that taking Route 69.

new year new me

The other two games are horseshit but I'm still making grabby hands. Make it terrible and insane. Make it a deck builder. Let me make Billy race Diddy Kong. Get the makers of 'detective Barbie : the mystery cruise' on it.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Haha get fucked, 12 grapes

A trio of ominous zesty hogs to ward off bad luck

He is Coming

Happy Birthday Lemon Pig

2025. I got a few big builds in, finished some medical horseshit, saw some cool shows, hung out with buds, took off a month to take care of my family members with cancer but everyone is doing ok now, met some cool people, saw some cool shit. But let's be better next year ok?

The Terror (2018)

Elegance [2021] For @swollenbabyfat.bsky.social 🎠

elevator ride with jason momoa and his teeny tiny security guy

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

Today's weather: Arkham Asylum

me&nephew were watching elf&there was an ad for the walking dead in there&nephew got a little wigged out. i said "man, its pretty silly for people to put spooky ads in a silly movie, huh?"&then he promptly informed me he LOVED scary things "did you know in jurassic park a guy gets chomped in HALF?"

Another holiday, another year of being told I should open a bakery by my well meaning family. Invest mother fuckers.

today is the day we hang the Elf on the Shelf for collaboration

SURPRISE, CHOCOLATE SWISS BUTTERCREAM AND PEANUT BUTTER MOUSSE YULE LOG WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

Almond Yule log with cherry cheesecake filling and vanilla bean swiss buttercream: OBLITERATED

Divided by temperament, nationality, moral code, and desirability. United by having an entire town sing about how much of a freak they are every morning.

To my delight @serenityfails.bsky.social gave me a gift of a drawing of my little fallout cosplay !

Going to a holiday party looking like Will Graham's optometrist

when i see someone hitting one of those pastel colored vapes out of the corner of my eye I think they are having a little taste of tampon applicator, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

got one last shift at the bakery till christmas... if someone offered me a single cigarette I would fully start smoking again after a decade because these people got me on EDGE.

this movie sucks but it also serves cünt brûlée so you win some you lose some.

Please. My labubu is very sick.

The world's easiest cookie

I did enjoy watching 'the muppets christmas carol' with the homies because we all kept saying 'michael caine' in bad michael caine accents like a bunch of seagulls while pounding holiday themed booze and baby..... that shit feels GOOD.

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

You can not convince me that the cultural shift that musicians be model attractive, the sharp decline in quantity of musicians in button down shirts begging for pussy, and the rise of incel culture aren’t interconnected.

You may be doomscrolling. I am drollscrolling. I am chuckling chortling and tee hee heeing my way through this godforsaken series of tubes

Polaroid of Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)

My escape room co-pilot buddy got me a hell of a present.

I'm DELIGHTED deeply and truly that Allison is slipping into wizard madness. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

I am a heathen but i so love crying about 'a Christmas Carol'. Only you can make the choice to be better. Everyday people have the opportunity to listen and open their hearts to be better but they dont but scrooge does and I just think that's neat.

A very normal old woman in a gingerbread house

"Mankind was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The deals of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!" 👻⛓️💸 Madam Jacob Marley visits this yule to haunt the rich and inspire kindness & generosity. (Happy holidays!)