maybe i’m stupid but why do people order shit off temu

raise your hand if you’ve ever moved to a new state while suffering food poisoning 🙋

Hiii! guess who finally put together one big collection of all my Pat + Henry stuff 🎃💚👻 do you like gay sex? do you like dorky guys? dorky guys having gay sex?? 👉 85 pages/100 drawings of that, exclusives and unposted stuff, everything I could dig up in one place. softending.itch.io/pat-henry-co...

friends are a type of animal that makes you say "yay" and "whee"

Switching my icon into a lady of the lake thing.

a thing i have discovered about north carolina is that it's legally required to have cheerwine in every business

when i lay down i can both feel and hear a clicking/popping noise that is the sound of my sinuses changing pressure. bad

Some of you requested me to make some of this cute ghouls available for grabbing so here you go! Thank you for the support 🤍

Press R3 to enter Babyvision and plan your next action. > Choose 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — Let's train with these toys a little longer. > Choose 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — I will need the extra energy tomorrow. > Choose 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 (requires Speech Lv.10) — I am ready to speak, mother

southern accents are really kicking the asses of whoever does subtitles for my home reno shows

Alas, I am hopelessly trapped ...

"To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love." 🪲 Elizabeth Harlander from "Frankenstein" Cosplay by me Photo by the lovely amdacool

rip i bit my nails down too much

We're still crowdfunding for #PitofEden over at kickstarter.com/projects/malcolmderikx/pit-of-eden-comic-anthology! That snippet I just boosted is not even HALF the gnarly stuff I drew for my segment, and I'd be tickled pink if you took a look at our campaign goals for the chance to read more...

Today, my fellow founding worker-owners and I are launching a subscription drive to @feedravenous.bsky.social. We are a group of experienced and award-winning food journalists here to publish thoughtful writing and incisive reporting from around the food world. www.weareravenous.com

If you're going to draw big boobs and not let them sag like this we can't hang (cus you don't let them hang)

happy easter

it's easter: one man, one lord, one faith, one baptism, two nunchucks

It’s their day too.

it really is hard to overstate how much cultural norms around sex and children have changed in the last 15-20 years, my teen years were spent marinating in the soup of countdowns to famous children's 18th birthdays

earlier today i drove past a car with little pink toys tied to its back bumper and i was like what the hell are those. are those udders? and riss said "labubu truck nuts" and i keep rotating those words in my mind

yeah i have an ai girlfriend www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciq...

in honor of good friday may i present @seantcollins.com brilliant tweet from 2019

had a dream riss had an sd card reading slide projector but it was a garfield toy from the 90s. so in order to use it you had to first make two babydolls interface and then watch a garfield cartoon about pan-africanism

i had a dream i was sent to a conversion camp as a kid but they were also trying to stop me being a furry. and i was like but... i'm not even a furry...?

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i know toilet paper rolls have gotten narrower. you can't trick me

the loudest bug in the world is singing me a beautiful song that goes BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

RIP to the little plaster guy i made in college who ate my blood. i have once again dropped him while packing and he shattered into even more pieces so i think it's time to put him to rest

had a dream i had to go to a show to recruit aimee mann to my team of magic users to save the world (first recruit was santa)

This you?

it sucks that this place is also run by braindead jackals but it IS kinda funny that the whole userbase goes out of their way to shit on them every time they pull something stupid. like it must be so frustrating for them

had a dream i told david boreanaz i was a spuffy and he was like c'mon man

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

betraying your truth all by yourself handsome?

unfuck my shit say it's normal again

束の間の安息

𝕻𝖆𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕷𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 Paulding, MI.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

we are at 94% for post-production funding for A GIANT LIVING EYE, a live-action short film i play the lead character in, we're only $1148 away from our goal, if you'd like to help support the film, please go pledge if you're able seedandspark.com/fund/a-giant...

i'll never forget Mey writing an extraordinarily thoughtful, big-hearted feature of my work in Autostraddle (!!) that left me absolutely star-struck as a wee baby...if I could pay it forward one iota and pass her credentials forward to any possible person in my network, it would hardly be enough :(

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

reddit thinks all i want to see are posts from random hyper specific pet breed subreddits of medical gore and someone going MY BABY HAS A BIG WEEPING SORE IT'S BEEN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE VET? girl yes. fuck off

word on the street is that a hot new show about magicians is dropping soon: WITCH HAT ATELIER ON APRIL 6TH youtu.be/rc26AwBXlUE