A quick and dirty way to start sussing this out is to ask yourself, “Is this person really trying to help a group of people or does it look like they’re trying to punish someone right now, in this moment?”

i’d like to thank huge titties today

Still seeking a home for this bonded pair! Austin TX area, all vax and flea/tick up to date.

Get outa that bed and wash your face and hands #LittleBigFat #Marvin

this has become a very important video to me

How have these people perverted the good nature of a group chat? Group chats are for talking about which middle-aged character actor you want to ride like a pony while your friends send increasingly horrified emojis, not conspiracy theories.

“7 saves” I see you Elmer Fudd

he soived

characters who are open wounds

I have seen your jokes about trans trains and they have made me giggle

I love the character redesigns for Betty Crocker over the years because it shows how successive generations imagined the archetype of their judgmental WASP mothers

a fire storm #CriticalRoleFanArt #MightyNeinAnimated #MightyNeinAnimatedSpoilers

WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts

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im a little christmas boy

”i cast disco inferno, 3rd level" Guess who finished her lady Gale cosplay? Sometimes you just gotta baby girl your lil guys and turn their lil outfits into 1970s wrap dresses. #cosplay #bg3 #galedekarios

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

5th of December

it's the final hours! we're only 1% away from the final goal, incredible work from all you sickos out there!! ☄️ itch.io/b/3393/sicko... ☄️

it's chilly out and I didn't think to put her in her little coat before going for a walk

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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

:þ

spotify told me i listen to music like i’m 47 years old

lin manuel miranda as a rapping salieri in a new production of amadeus

another one

Playing with a look inspired by my dnd character, Lucille Looseleaf, circle of stars druid and junior necromancer. She might be a tortle who is three apples high but I do my best with my human body.

Love to see a great Virginian making headlines.

the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads alone they always kill me

if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

Men only think about 15 things, and two of them are Macaroni Camp Style and London Loaf

⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐

winter rolled in right as i took this Beech Bottom WV Kodak Tri... X Nikon n80 #filmphotography

when you have a shy cervix and do your kegels regularly

Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!

You fucking wish you were me

i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree

Most of America would be lucky to have a bagel world or a house of biryanis. having both in a single strip mall is but a sign of how new jersey is so rich it paves the very roads with jewels

Autumn’s Waning 🍂

had a dream i was trying to get my parents to watch samurai champloo and then hallucinated an entire fake episode of samurai champloo

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me

grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words

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