"Did you hear the captain say "clock out early?"" #cosplay #zzz #zenlesszonezerocosplay #zenlesszonezero Photographer- @allyspock.bsky.social Harumasa- @heckinsleepy.bsky.social Yanagi- @witchwei.bsky.social Miyabi- @bbeyondcosplay.bsky.social

not to toot my own horn but i think this is the funniest think i've ever written.

shhh they’re yapping about magic #shadowgast #criticalrole

I Second third and fourth allison on being beginner friendly!! I was nervous the first time I worked with her due to camera shy-ness and never feeling super comfortable posing, but she worked her magic and I did a full 180 while shooting with her! 30 out of 10, do recommend!

i am still accepting bookings for cosplay photoshoots at ZENKAIKON. all are welcome! i'm very beginner friendly, happy to help with posing, and just want to make you look awesome! portfolio: instagram.com/allisontheph... form: www.allisonstock.com/booking

when the fajitas come out sizzling

i fear i am hating the pirate arc but i did just pause on the most wholesome shit i've ever seen, so. tradeoff.

industry season 4 blew all their budget on music and then realized they forgot to hire any writers.

blizzard behavior

ive been seeing trailers for that movie the bride for months and im sorry to say i dont think a single person is going to go see that

i left the house where's my prize?

idk if this is dysmorphia or what but this is genuinely how i feel like i look in every photo ever taken of me.

when did doc martens become dr martens? where's our fucking whimsy? where the hell's our fucking whimsy?

ITS SO COLD AND IT POURING RAIN, I MISS RUNNING SO BAD

i used to think Star Trek: TOS stood for Star Trek: Trek of Stars

people measure their height in centimeters, do you know its not that serious?

trying not to get sad about a group of acquaintances just not liking me since i have so many wonderful friends in my life that i could focus on instead. but imagine being threatened by someone who only ever wanted to be friends. ridiculous.

do i have any friends on here who make dice? i have all this mica i've collected over the years on my summers in maine and i would really love a set of dice made with them.

just finished typing nearly a thousand words about how much i hated the latest episode of industry. this season fell off so hard it feels like the final season of stranger things.

wearing a cowboy hat to make cleaning my apartment more fun.

i need you know that during my shoot with a caleb cosplayer today there was an orange jellicle cat cosplayer just a few feet away getting photos of themself pretending to stick a fork in a wall outlet.

🌿VISIT THE ZAUN BOTANICAL GARDENS🌿 Travel Poster I worked on summer of 2025 & can finally show! I adore the lore & cultural history of Zaun & wanted to capture my vision for a free Zaun's floating botanical gardens, inspired by the Grand Palais & the Allen Gardens Conservatory.

"After completing a hard task, I indulge in a big, hearty meal, followed by a luxurious dessert.." .. You heard Yanagi, treat yourself when you can! 💙💙 .. 📸 @allyspock.bsky.social #zenlesszonezerocosplay #tsukishiroyanagi #zenlesszonezero #zzz #witchweicosplay #cosplay

got the goods

work last night was very cool. i got to see annie golden sing good morning baltimore accompanied by marc shaiman. wow!!

spent all afternoon carrying 3 heavy camera lenses around and ended up only using one.

fun fact, until i started talking about the guy regularly with @theisb.bsky.social, in my head his name was Sami Rami.

some guy just knocked on my door claiming to be here for the lead paint inspection. i hadn't heard anything from my building and told him as much, to which he replied "can you please call your super?" and i said "no, that's for you to do" and he left. stay alert, kids.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

its that time again - i'd love to add some new music to my running playlist, so feel free to share. it's too cold to run right now, but here's some songs i currently like to run to.

scream

Happy Birthday to Aerith! Probably one of my favorite Final Fantasy characters ever 📸: @allyspock.bsky.social #aerith #aerithcosplay #ff7 @square-enix-games.com @ffviirjp.bsky.social

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

i slept for 9 hours. this run got me good

no but this was the craziest movie i've seen in a minute. had anyone else experienced this?????

i've listened to too many hours of critical role this week i had to run 3 miles in to cold so i don't turn into an indoor kid.

cooking up a little expedition today...

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

tuesday, innit

liam o'brien finally succeeding at a wisdom saving throw after caleb burns someone alive.

dorothy dunnett writing a character finally realizing that what he's feeling is, in fact, love with the line 'He felt like a dog [...] whose master had died.' is the most insane shit i've ever read with my own two eyes. lymond chronicles books are on another level.

poor taliesin putting his whole talieussy into this new character only for everyone to immediately call him DEUCE 💩

Negi Usagi figurines (a rabbit whose head is a spring onion).

A bag to put your ice cream in.

Balls that are waiting for something.

tired: two cups wired: stacked

schmoop, whump, squick—the old fandom world was filled with such beautiful, autological words. let's bring them back, i want to see them prosper.

magfest edits are starting to go out...

i wrote every movie on my watchlist on a piece of paper, folded them up and put them in a jar. whatever movie i pull out of the jar, i HAVE to watch. first up was The Needle, a 1988 kazakh new wave movie starring viktor tsoi as a guy trying to help his gf get off drugs. effortlessly cool.