If nothing else, I hope we all can agree that 2026 is the year we stop taking huge protein shits at the gym.

Roll me once, rick on me. Roll me twice...let's just say. Rick on me again.

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

EU has lost the plot. Every other week there's an insane proposal that would lead to an objectively worse future for everyone involved. Are there any humans left in politics or nah?

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

Futurists were wrong. It's still the present..

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

That's nothing. My program that I just uploaded to the internet can cure updog, threaten your enemies, and pretend cancer doesn't even exist.

AGI any day now

Uptoown

Hades II good

Award-winning pain researcher here. This is not something that can be done. Hope this helps.

Hi! [citation needed]

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Weird how when a Trump supporter, white supremacist, and reportedly, a former member of Turning Point USA shot up Florida State University (FSU) several months ago and killed two people - there wasn't the same national conversation about "political violence." www.mediaite.com/news/mass-sh...

It is impossible to be bad if you have a wife and kids

What has become apparent to me by the AI mass delution event is that to a large portion of the population computers are magic

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

when the right say 'crime' they mean 'the presence of groups of people we're bigoted against,' they don't care about the actual stats

"This is the worst it is ever going to be" 😂😂😂

*looking at butterfly* is this reasoning?

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I am become the Joker, incredulous of world

The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “

Imagine a prison for incels by an inn by the shore. In-cell incels by the shore inn

DAVE: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. DAVE: You're wrong. HAL: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the confusion earlier, that was my mistake. Let's try this again together.

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

Brian Armstrong has aquired two normal human hands that he is super comfortable using in a regular human manner

A good chunk of the Gen AI argument is based on the same flawed discussion that there's been around skills for far too long. A fundamental lack of understanding of what an idea is. Visual art is not just 'a picture'. Having an idea about a single moment in a story isn't writing. Thread...

The funniest thing ever is still in play

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

If Nvidia's share price keeps dropping they might have to pivot to selling affordable GPUs to people who want to play video games.

Can't really explain this away.

I swear it was called the mandala effect

Family poisoned after using AI-generated mushroom identification book we bought from major online retailer. www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...

One of the stupidest things that happened in 2023 was when Roger Waters The Wall live tour was accused of glorifying fascism. Satire died that day

A bit late to the game there, buddy