🎶She call me Mr.

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Always a treat to see the penguin from the steampunk production of Billy Madison

"Wake me up when 'September' ends." -guy who only wants to hear the deep cuts at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show

win rammstein’s money

When you come across a book you wish you had published

medium.com/the-shocker/... I’ll always take the opportunity to repost this @macyk.bsky.social classic

Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing

my new album Future National Sports is out today, on Tuesday, god's chosen release day. i took the photo myself. i always take the photo myself patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...

i’m sorry i said your baby looks like a “rough 30”

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

elliiot gets it www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...

you’re not speaking my love language your honor

His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott

Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda

Tired of your heroes letting you down? Want to find good authors of impeccable character? I’d start with Alex Siquig.

EBENEZER SCROOGE: You there, boy, what day is it? JAY GATSBY: Why it’s Toyotathon, old sport!

All timer @macyk.bsky.social

Jingle Bell Rock, Parental Advisory (Explicit Content)

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is a prequel to the "Boys are Back in Town." St. Nick was one of the boys.

Friday the 13th is a corporate holiday invented by the sporting goods companies to sell hockey masks

Reverse meat grinder that lets you crank whatever loose meat you've got on hand into a new animal

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

Naming a restaurant can be tough, so for my restaurant I want to be pretty straightforward, I'm just going to call it This Is Not A Ratatouille Situation Bar & Grille

Hunter Biden gets pardoned and yet the guy from Incubus's plea remains unheard

Limited edition, for true collectors only

The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes because he took HGH

Devoting this month to writing a metafictional novel about Pat Morita (NaNoWriMo PoMo PaMo)

I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you. -Mosley

The only thing would be, from an aesthetic perspective, Sam the Eagle has mild Larry David vibes, I think you save that for Kerm Your Enthusiasm.

For sale: Frogfeld shirt, 200 dollars

What if the House Ethics Committee is burying the Gaetz report to protect Cormac McCarthy?

Releasing my novel two sentences at a time on Bluesky for the next fifty-eight years.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

Ironic photo because of the amount of Yellow #5 in Mountain Dew

Great question

Billy Madison returns from his Victorian literature class and drops acid in his dorm room

If what they say is "Nothing is forever" Then what makes boner the exception?

I wrote this one about basketball, Allen Iverson, bartending and creaking through my 30s. flaminghydra.com/immortality/

medium.com/the-shocker/... Thanks to @macyk.bsky.social for teaching us about Mr. Met’s fascinating backstory

Nu metal fans defending what happened at Woodstock 99

My pro wrestling promotion that films with the camera tilted obliquely and stars a stable of hyper-patriotic former Olympic wrestlers from the Netherlands is called The Dutch Angles.

Got a cease-and-desist letter from Scorpions for my plastics company’s mascot’s eponymous theme song, “Rocky Polyurethane”

I'm at @flaminghydra.com today, writing about the unholy, bot-aided rebirth of The Classical. flaminghydra.com/the-zombie-c...

Might I interest you in @macyk’s Kaboom series? Ruggedly handsome weatherman Stan “Thunder Man” Parker battles Punxsutawney Phil and his perfidious groundhog cabal for meteorological supremacy. (Also, Phil stole Stan’s wife.) Funniest books I’ve ever read. www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Babe Ruth's brother