Mark @macyk.bsky.social is the only member of the family on here, but I want everyone to know that they are the best group of people on earth and my life is immeasurably better for having them all in it.

Every year when May the Fourth comes up on the calendar I get excited. Not because I'm some fucking dork who is into space operas, but because it means it's only two days until the actual most important holiday of the month (year?): Macyk Day.

(Kaboom! is a good book. K2B22M is a masterpiece.)

Our greatest living novelist @macyk.bsky.social, has written extensively about the great evil that groundhogs have brought unto our land.

Adam Sandler on writing the bathtub scene in Billy Madison as a tribute to Odette de Crécy from Marcel Proust’s classic In Search of Lost Time:

The mods aren’t awake yet, so I feel comfortable saying it now: Norman “Boomer” Esiason. The best alum? @macyk.bsky.social. (Sorry, Penny.)

I believe baseball catchers should rigidly adhere to the style played by the 70s Red Sox and 80s White Sox, while managers should liberally interpret and emulate the style of the 2000-2018 Angels. I’m Fiskally conservative but Scioscially liberal

Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan “Thunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as “the funniest books in the history of literature.” www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Been a while that I remembered on time. But now it's 11 PM and I'm in bed and remember. Wishing a happy Radmanovic to Damon Agnos

Man, it’s a cold one -Santana Claus (feat. Rob Thomas)

Now That's What I Call Not A Pipe!

CK One is the new supplement from manosphere influencer Charles Kinbote

Great book—I highly recommend!

🎶She call me Mr.

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Always a treat to see the penguin from the steampunk production of Billy Madison

"Wake me up when 'September' ends." -guy who only wants to hear the deep cuts at the Earth, Wind, and Fire show

win rammstein’s money

When you come across a book you wish you had published

medium.com/the-shocker/... I’ll always take the opportunity to repost this @macyk.bsky.social classic

Friday after work, my brain is melted and I was just thinking "I sometimes post something on Fridays" - but I completely forgot what it was. Luckily @damonagnos.bsky.social did the unrepost/ repost thing

my new album Future National Sports is out today, on Tuesday, god's chosen release day. i took the photo myself. i always take the photo myself patrickcosmos.bandcamp.com/album/future...

i’m sorry i said your baby looks like a “rough 30”

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

elliiot gets it www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...

you’re not speaking my love language your honor

His full name is Father John Misty Misdemeanor Elliott

Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda

Tired of your heroes letting you down? Want to find good authors of impeccable character? I’d start with Alex Siquig.

EBENEZER SCROOGE: You there, boy, what day is it? JAY GATSBY: Why it’s Toyotathon, old sport!

All timer @macyk.bsky.social

Jingle Bell Rock, Parental Advisory (Explicit Content)

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" is a prequel to the "Boys are Back in Town." St. Nick was one of the boys.

Friday the 13th is a corporate holiday invented by the sporting goods companies to sell hockey masks

Reverse meat grinder that lets you crank whatever loose meat you've got on hand into a new animal

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

Naming a restaurant can be tough, so for my restaurant I want to be pretty straightforward, I'm just going to call it This Is Not A Ratatouille Situation Bar & Grille

Hunter Biden gets pardoned and yet the guy from Incubus's plea remains unheard

Limited edition, for true collectors only

The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes because he took HGH

Devoting this month to writing a metafictional novel about Pat Morita (NaNoWriMo PoMo PaMo)

I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you. -Mosley

The only thing would be, from an aesthetic perspective, Sam the Eagle has mild Larry David vibes, I think you save that for Kerm Your Enthusiasm.

For sale: Frogfeld shirt, 200 dollars

What if the House Ethics Committee is burying the Gaetz report to protect Cormac McCarthy?

Releasing my novel two sentences at a time on Bluesky for the next fifty-eight years.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy