A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

“It’s lonely at the top.”

Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t be the CEO of a publishing empire *and* the coach of an NBA team!

SHAFT

Proud to announce that we have acquired Richard Dawkins’s novel, The Handsome Atheist.

I think about this book at least once a year bsky.app/profile/mous...

Celebrate Groundhog Day by reading about Punxsutawney Phil’s battles with celebrity meteorologist Stan “Thunder Man” Parker in @macyk.bsky.social’s Kaboom series, which some have described as “the funniest books in the history of literature.” www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

The only good CEO as far as we know.

Happy 13th birthday to the CEO of @mousehousebooks.bsky.social/living legend Mosley

[David Letterman introducing Ol’ Dirty Bastard to our books] Dirt McGirt, Bert Gets Hurt. Bert Gets Hurt, Dirt McGirt

it's our inaugural release on bargecamp- SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com! 🔊🔊🔊 "experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together" FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp! www.bargecamp.com/themodernfol...

Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

When you come across a book you wish you had published

The King of Books

elliiot gets it www.mousehousebooks.com/product/kabo...

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Can Mouse House Books become the Ernest franchise of publishing?

I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you. -Mosley

In honor of NBA Opening Day, please enjoy this excerpt from Bulls fan @wilmes.bsky.social’s novel Bert Gets Hurt www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

Sneak peak at our erotic fiction release—should be out in time for your holiday shopping!

next week, i'll be reading at The Whistler

A relaxing Saturday at home with my newly acquired John Wilmes library

10% off all CHP books including preorders! That includes my next novel, TRUE FAILURE. Click the link below bbs. (I’m listening to “Islands in the Stream” on a treadmill rn ama) coffeehousepress.org/products/tru...

Putting a sticker on my guitar that says “THIS MACHINE HAS LIMITED MATERIAL EFFECTS BUT THAT’S THE WRONG FRAMING”

Your move, Hemingway

I’m a huge fan of @carlosanimals.bsky.social’s music and he just made perhaps the greatest music video in history. Finally, someone paired a perfect song with the athletic stylings of Vladimir Radmanovic! youtu.be/n3P0knobkbw?...

A message from Mosley and Mouse House Books: www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...

Our next release is actually a reissue:

a heads up on a thing i'll be doing:

woah, holy shit

I got mine in digital and physical! You should do the same!

I am excited for you to read Bert Gets Hurt by my friend @wilmes.bsky.social! -Mosley www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

one of these is my new book. you can guess which, or click the link below: www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

BERT GETS HURT is now available for purchase www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...

Go easy on Samuel Alito—he’s just excited for the publication of @wilmes.bsky.social’s BERT GETS HURT, sequel to the 2020 masterpiece JAD’S DAD MILO.

I love the B-52s

True Failure 2/25/25 preorder if you love me or want to read the book

Kinbote is out of control!

Our next release! It will change your life!

DID YOU KNOW? James Joyce set Ulysses on Bloomsday because he couldn’t get the rights to Toyotathon

My pitch is a digressive, Sebaldian novel narrated by Zach Lowe about professional basketball, life in CT, fatherhood, and 90s television. On page 260 of 275, the narrative reaches a crescendo and the narrator says "BOBBY MARKS, HOW ARE YOU?" then immediately resumes his ramble. Marks never speaks.

"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.

Might I interest you in @macyk’s Kaboom series? Ruggedly handsome weatherman Stan “Thunder Man” Parker battles Punxsutawney Phil and his perfidious groundhog cabal for meteorological supremacy. (Also, Phil stole Stan’s wife.) Funniest books I’ve ever read. www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...