Folks, they say it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Have ya heard that? But I hear it's easier for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than for a tanker to pass through the Strait of Hormuz!

that was one humid run. i don't care what the calendar says. the season has changed.

I’ll catch up with Tony Brothers in the morning

i've seen enough we need a truthstorian like ethan hawke on this okc conspiracy

I drew this in ms paint

Chet Holmgren down another life

“His name is SHARTENSTEIN!”

This is just a miserable showing by Cleveland

All bet some; some bet all.

It’s hard for me to think of a more overrated quality than efficiency.

French Open snuck up on me 🎾

The generations. #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

Anoint us with a CLASSIC 🙏 ➡️ bit.ly/4tPL2O9

Tanking bsky.app/profile/dosm...

This is the policy we need at every institution of higher education across faculties. Now.

Oh well

Spurs finally look like a team who rely on too many ball handlers that can't legally drink

Jared McCain outscored the Spurs bench 24-18 on his own before garbage time. Philly's bench combined for 24 or more points in 5 games this postseason.

Hartenstein needs a new wrestling move

Reggie Miller trying to sell SGA to us as if he were talking about AI in a commencement speech

Stephon Castle has taken two fouls here near the basket—how are none of the announcers recognizing that his frustration probably stems from Game 2 when Hartenstein pulled his hair and no foul was called? He feels targeted and good for Vassell on sticking up for him

101 minutes into the taking of pelham one two three (1974) and he gives you this look

... bryan-s-harvey.medium.com/the-spurs-ar...

Just been in the groupchat naming guys with lots of teammates besides Dennis Schroeder and Jeff Green

DO A KICKFLIP

ELITE

Does my typing Dylan Harper's name in a search bar help his hamstring heal?

And we will attack Greenland to distract from Cuba. The dominoes were inside the house all this time. bsky.app/profile/docb...

Blanche is a donkey and of course the professor knows more than me, but this is somehow hilariously unfair to Roy Cohn. He was an actual demon who dedicated his life to making American life worse and did so, to the point where he was literally already Trump's Roy Cohn. This is just the next guy up.

Johnson’s been decent

What’s upsetting about a physical OKC Thunder game is that it’s usually only allowed to be physical on one side and not because other teams back down from them. See against Minnesota last year. See Hartenstein tonight. See the rebounding and loose ball fouls called against the Spurs.

Hartenstein has spent the night trying to pull Wemby’s arm off on every play and somehow doesn’t have 48 fouls

I don’t much like this Hartenstein guy

Hartenstein thriving under “Stand Your Ground” laws tonight

Stephon Castle is doing that or losing his dribble

SGA forever playing in Pinocchio mode

Probably ate too much pasta

still asking all the questions herein (apologies to the physical forces that went unmentioned) bsky.app/profile/brya...

yeah, we do bsky.app/profile/jeff...

Unsubscribe me from any mention in my inbox or otherwise that describes AI usage as interesting or fun.

New OBW: Beloved writer George Saunders on Willie Nelson's "Pancho and Lefty." If you can imagine the most thoughtful/gracious college prof you ever had exploring the mysteries of Townes Van Zandt's masterpiece, that's what George brings. Hear here: bit.ly/435tL8N

still write most drafts by hand a page or so every morning. Then a first batch of revisions as I type. And another batch sometime later. But I have greatly slowed down on how much material I send out & how often I send out material. Just doesn’t seem to be the reason behind whatever it is I’m doing

Getting my Jim Carrey head stuck in a car window the moment I see James Harden in the fourth quarter of a playoff game

Sprewell!?

Hm, Knickerbockers, hm.

Imagining Chris Paul as an undesirable stowaway on various spacecraft in a galaxy far, far away

“is this just transactional for you??” I groan tearfully at my encyclopedia, while looking up where beans come from

Wemby’s World medium.com/p/wembys-wor...

In Scripture, the border walls came tumbling down, you dipshit. bsky.app/profile/atru...

"And then you put your hand in the middle . . . seriously, just do it." bsky.app/profile/kiss...