I just found out that the kid who made Backrooms is from Petaluma and now I have lost all interest in seeing the movie.

That episode of Cheers where all the guys have sex with each other as a male bonding thing but they leave poor Frasier out of it because he’s bald

This reminds me of how, in Cheers, Cliff Clavin (the world’s biggest weenie) has framed photos of the president and postmaster general in his apartment.

Is this anything? [to the tune of the Jeffersons theme song] Buh-buh-buh Beavis, Buh-buh-buh Beavis and Butthead

thanks lit hub for the shoutout! lithub.com/what-to-read...

“The stars of track and field are beautiful people” is a Belle and Sebastian line that also sounds like a Donald Trump line

Topical humor

In the grand tradition of treating all NBA analysis as a determination of who is and isn’t a fraud, I created these graphics for Jalen Brunson for each game of the Finals

Niles subplot: he has 4 hours to throw a dinner party or else he’ll get slightly worse seats at the opera Frasier subplot: the woman he’s trying to fuck heard him singing zip a dee doo dah on the toilet & thinks he’s weird Martin subplot: can’t let Frasier know the dog ate his gun & barks bullets

Old grudges die hard in Berkeley

New York NBA fans have a proud tradition of rooting for Whichever Team Is Good & Cool Right Now. And luck of all luck, the current team that fits that bill plays in their home city!

If the Thunder win the west, I am 100% ready to jump on the Knicks bandwagon. Which makes me exactly as loyal as the average Knicks fan.

And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.

Yeah, I like A24… A24 thousand dollar a year job

this isn’t my first rodeo, but it is my fifth mambo

The theme at the Met Gala was, for the third year in a row, beastiality

Doing some spec merch designs

there's a new kind of genitals just for rich people, it's a kind of iridescent cloaca they put on your lower back and if you eat enough citrus fruit you can stick your phone in there and it charges wirelessly.

Australian people reproduce asexually.

Is the guy who wrote the Cheers theme song still alive?

[inveterate gambler who is also addicted to having multiple prosthetic penises surgically attached to himself, preparing to roll the dice at the craps table] come on, papa needs a new pair of dicks

Barack Hussein DiCaprio

The Giants should dress up a monkey in a uniform and send him out to third base pregame, call him Matt Chimpman

Why did he keep saying this?

It’s really hard to believe that this is the podcast that all the politicians are so desperate to go on

[Wayne Coyne voice] Are you circumcised??

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

The important thing is that Twitter sucks but somehow Bluesky sucks even worse

The hat is Jamiroquai and the guy is Jamiroguy

I don’t think this place has the juice

hont dogs

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

post a non religious picture you think of as holy

Nobody ever talks about Joanna Newsom’s song about Seinfeld

It’s impossible to know if spider-man is Jewish or Christian but if you look hard enough, you can tell if he’s circumcised or not

The CEO of hot dogs has been screaming, “Hot dogs!” all night long

Roncut Gems: an unauthorized Uncut Gems remake directed by Ron Howard and starring Ron Livingston, Ron Perlman, and Ron Canada

Boy George is confusing because he’s a boy but he’s also a George

Beverly’s Hillbilly