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bar patron who appears recurringly through the show's entire run
New York NBA fans have a proud tradition of rooting for Whichever Team Is Good & Cool Right Now. And luck of all luck, the current team that fits that bill plays in their home city!
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If the Thunder win the west, I am 100% ready to jump on the Knicks bandwagon. Which makes me exactly as loyal as the average Knicks fan.
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Brent S. Sirota
5 days ago
And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.
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Damon Agnos
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Yeah, I like A24… A24 thousand dollar a year job
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Cal RizzKing Jr.
26 days ago
this isn’t my first rodeo, but it is my fifth mambo
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Ryland
26 days ago
The theme at the Met Gala was, for the third year in a row, beastiality
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Doing some spec merch designs
25 days ago
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Ryland
28 days ago
there's a new kind of genitals just for rich people, it's a kind of iridescent cloaca they put on your lower back and if you eat enough citrus fruit you can stick your phone in there and it charges wirelessly.
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Australian people reproduce asexually.
about 1 month ago
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Is the guy who wrote the Cheers theme song still alive?
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about 1 month ago
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Cal RizzKing Jr.
about 1 month ago
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[inveterate gambler who is also addicted to having multiple prosthetic penises surgically attached to himself, preparing to roll the dice at the craps table] come on, papa needs a new pair of dicks
about 1 month ago
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Barack Hussein DiCaprio
about 1 month ago
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The Giants should dress up a monkey in a uniform and send him out to third base pregame, call him Matt Chimpman
about 1 month ago
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Why did he keep saying this?
about 2 months ago
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It’s really hard to believe that this is the podcast that all the politicians are so desperate to go on
about 2 months ago
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[Wayne Coyne voice] Are you circumcised??
about 2 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
about 2 months ago
Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.
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The important thing is that Twitter sucks but somehow Bluesky sucks even worse
about 2 months ago
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The hat is Jamiroquai and the guy is Jamiroguy
about 2 months ago
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I don’t think this place has the juice
over 1 year ago
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Willie Fitzgerald
about 2 months ago
hont dogs
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Niko Stratis
2 months ago
don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents
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post a non religious picture you think of as holy
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2 months ago
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Nobody ever talks about Joanna Newsom’s song about Seinfeld
2 months ago
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It’s impossible to know if spider-man is Jewish or Christian but if you look hard enough, you can tell if he’s circumcised or not
2 months ago
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The CEO of hot dogs has been screaming, “Hot dogs!” all night long
3 months ago
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Roncut Gems: an unauthorized Uncut Gems remake directed by Ron Howard and starring Ron Livingston, Ron Perlman, and Ron Canada
3 months ago
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Damon Agnos
3 months ago
Boy George is confusing because he’s a boy but he’s also a George
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Beverly’s Hillbilly
3 months ago
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Apparently Fisher Price does not license music that uses the word “asshole” for their toys. Yet another one of life’s little disappointments.
3 months ago
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Everybody knows that Paul McCartney is left handed. But what other moral failings does he have? Take the Paul McCartney Moral Failing Quiz to test your knowledge!
4 months ago
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On this date in 1963, mild-mannered Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and got so horny that he killed his parents or something. I don’t remember; it’s been a while since I read any comic books.
4 months ago
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Cheese before bed, wife wants you dead. Bed before cheese, more of that please.
4 months ago
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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This is who runs this account
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4 months ago
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America honks itself off to death
4 months ago
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@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
unsolicited pitch: the Giants’ best and worst case scenarios are both that they finish .500
4 months ago
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Happy Bring a Gun to Work January
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Celebrity Sex Party, with your host, Ken Jennings
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I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
7 months ago
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NYT opinion page bringing the heat
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