I need a massage so bad. My shoulders feel like concrete.

Cost cutting = tastes nasty now

Bring back the original recipe! The food now tastes like hospital food since you cut out the “bad stuff.” The soups aren’t seasoned, the cookies are dry and nasty.

OWN’s announcement that Iyanla Vanzant is returning to the network with Iyanla: Inside The Fix feels less like a television premiere and more like a cultural homecoming.

ain't no crashout like a nikiminach crashout because a nikiminach crashout lasts 40 days and 40 nights.

Y'all, our nephew looked absolutely darling today. 🥺 🤍

And this is why we told them to scram because they done picked up Elon's monitoring spirit and tried to bring it over here, talking about

In Durham, NC?!

there's something *extremely* ghoulish about commoditizing people's love for their children all in the name of capitalism.

Temps dropping in Durham, NC. 🧊

Black men putting that shit on >>>>

Bless!

Ankle coming off the BONE!!!!

Topgolf just got sold to private equity, so thats the end of that.

With money and an enabling mother. You know how we hold these FREAKS accountable? Keep his face and name in the public forever. Jesse Mack Butler. The courts may let him forget, the public will not.

A war fighter!!!!

It is immoral to charge people to park at a hospital.

lol.

KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action. Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?

Cloudflare says it has begun to resolve an outage disrupting access to sites like X, ChatGPT

Please remember to double and triple check your out of pocket and deductible expenses for next year.

🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶

Hourly Walgreens employees will reportedly no longer receive paid time off for six major holidays, including Thanksgiving and Christmas, after the pharmacy giant was acquired by private equity firm Sycamore Partners

we have officially lost a recipe.

Sunday Scaries are probably WORSE now with the looming threat of layoffs hanging over people’s heads. I’d take a broken arm over a bullet wound but that shit still hurts.

This!!!! Because the guilt truly eats at your soul.

Disney Experiences continues to push the boundaries of immersive storytelling, transforming its cruise ships into floating theatrical worlds. On the brand-new Disney Destiny, guests are invited into an encounter unlike anything else at sea: the Dr. Facilier Parlor.

Thankful for this moment forever cause my favorite gif was born!! 🤣🤣🤣

Megan’s hoodoo lady needs to be elevated to public office. she know how to get shit DONE.

way too much going on rn, but it's nothing that some wings can't fix.

I need a strong drink at 8:45 AM. Selection of benefits just killed me. Fuck you America.

Do you all believe these files will really be agent oranges downfall? Because I don’t.

😳

Sign of the times!

I need these desperately

Shitty parenting from the Silicon Valley set. Never occurred to me to tell my math gifted son that he could be an asshole since he was good with numbers.

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Mannnnnn what!???

Because people put their decorations up Nov. 1st

For you (and for me!)

Meg is an Aquarius. I would not be surprised if they randomly got married in Japan or some shit.

Monthly premiums in 2025 vs what they will be in 2026. They quadrupled and there’s no longer a free option.

Very much so.

If 10% of my business was based on defrauding and scamming people, and was called a "pillar of the global fraud economy", I would have some serious moral qualms about my business. Not our friends at Meta though. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

If you believe the man who’s been fighting tooth & nail to keep $200 away from starving children all in the name of TAKING AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE is suddenly about to cut u a $2000 check I really hope u donate your brain to science when you die so we can get to the bottom of how idiots like you exist

8 spineless democrats sold us out when we were standing so strong and fighting so hard!!!!!!

OpenAI…like…y’all JUST got here & you’re already looking for bailout courtesy of us? Sounds like some welfare queen shit to me. No. Quit beggin.

Balance.

*walking on the beach* Me: *puts shell to ear* Shell: we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty