they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

per my point about the mercator projection being the root of this whole thing

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

Water Lilies - 1904 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10937

Not to lose sight of the more tangible consequences of the current admin's war on blue states, but it's just so dispiriting the level of cynical nihilism behind it all. Not even THEY know why they're doing any of it, it's all just so pointless, even (especially?) to the people responsible.

Minneapolis.

They wanted to ensure she died from the injuries they had inflicted.

something something luigi mangione medium.com/@hrnews1/uni...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Abolish ICE.

the current admin: "nice south american country you got there. would be a shame if it were to be... invaded..."

"What's the point of paying to have the world's largest and most advanced military and like... NOT use it?"

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

this guy is completely off his fucking rocker

with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards

this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

I keep this screenshot handy when someone's replies start to cross the Nicholson Line.

I don't recall off hand who made the point about AI being, more than anything else, a machine for displacing responsibility. That increasingly looks like its most reliable feature

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

it feels like we're burying the lede a bit with these articles in how these men turned young women into a commodity, that they seemed to use them as a kind of currency they could use to curry favor with one another, "acquiring" them was treated as a sport, etc. www.wsj.com/us-news/trum...

Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?

dudes rock

Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”

The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.

"a famous former-actress-turned-virulent-racist has died." boom, accurate headline written

hheres the thing about AI. its for goobers

The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other

Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is

I owned a female, 30lb dog and I remember several instances of insecure men judging me for owning her, but she was my entire soul and those people can get fucked.

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

There is no thaw without the freeze. The ferryman will have his fees, So light your lamps and keep them bright Against the cold and longest night. For this we know: the fire burns. The winter dies. The sun returns. And all if we stand, and if we fight, We can survive the longest night.

hate it when a random rock is giving me the side eye youtube.com/shorts/BoQiW...

sounding an awful lot like someone's going to be visited by jacob marley's ghost tonight.

"You looked after me, you made me feel safe, we went on all kinds of adventures, you and me."

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

catch me and the girls hoopin on the back of this

deeply embarrassing to live in this country. it's been this way for a while but hooo boy.

Just sayin', turtle doves are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between turtles and doves.

amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article

all those incredibly well-educated brains with eyewatering salaries on the payroll and this is the best the could come up with to recoup some of the 70 billion or whatever it was that zuck torched on the metaverse lmao

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone