Naïve to think he was ever going to end ICE traffic stops. He LIKES that his secret police force can do whatever they want with no repercussions. The cruelty is the point.

This one hits hard. He was my window into another universe when I was in high school. I'd stay up late Sundays to watch the show and learn. And the music he introduced me to is still my soundtrack. post-punk.com/dave-kendall...

That's it, no more crunchwraps for me. I'll just have to go back to the bean burritos and quesadillas to avoid GI distress. Also: bring back the Enchirito, cowards.

Profoundly shocked to read that Taco Bell is implicated in the production of explosive diarrhea www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

I had the privilege of working with Senator Dracula on my bill offering tax cuts to family-owned mortuaries. While we disagreed on much and his horrible embrace has left me unable to endure sunlight, I'll always remember his amusing little jokes about exsanguinating my staff.

Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

The 'capitalism vs socialism' war is a waste of human effort and a perversion of human aspirations. Both capitalism and socialism are *tools* that have uses in a successful society, but almost nobody wants to live at the extreme of either one. Don't make tools into gods!

I realize this is a dog bites man story at this point, but come on. This is disgusting.

Can Trump do the speech while holding the American flag, preferably with a metal flagpole in hand.

Happy 10th anniversary of this essay about the dangers of Donald Trump, written by... JD Vance. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Supreme Court my ass

folks said it couldn't be done, but they did it, they invented anti-woke living constitutionalism

Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.

I guess it would be our bedroom furniture, which was handed down by my wife's grandmother? Must be at least 50 years old. Does that count as an object?

We need to figure out how to get @kenwhite.bsky.social back! Free PopeHat! @bsky.app

Honestly, it will be super impressive if Spurs manage to make game five competitive after that.

here's to Kim and Kelley Deal at 65

I guess my take on Platner is this: does anyone really believe that the cadre of Democratic politicians that ushered in the New Deal, the Great Society, and civil rights legislation during the Dems ~60 year run of House control, didn't contain dudes just like him?

Gen X, forgotten again. Where's our cover?

Cornyn voted to acquit Trump in both impeachment trials. Loyalty is a one way street, John!

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

“neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.”

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

We've reached the point where one party has so obliterated the rule of law that everyone else continuing to abide by it will only hasten the end of our democracy. That's a recipe for chaos and violence. It's terrifying, and I don't know what we do about it.

⁨Kaden shared his story with our team last month. Before Republicans refused to extend ACA tax credits, his monthly health insurance premium was $467. Now it’s $1,448. He’s just one of the many farmers screwed over by Trump’s policies.

Did anybody go to the Met Gala as Angine de Poitrine?

Considering that Daily Wire are going bust almost three weeks after Péter Magyar announced that Hungary will no longer fund CPAC, it's at least plausible that Ben Shapiro was more or less dependent on Orbán cash to stay afloat.

The whitewashing of the civil rights movement & the state it countered is a huge part of how we got here. My latest: “Black organizers of the civil rights era didn’t organize against ‘racism.’ They organized to sabotage the laws and institutions of a white nationalist government.“

We live in the times of creative destruction. They've broken it. But, it wasn't perfect. Let it go. Redesign. Rebuild. They think they control it, but control is an illusion. They think they're masters, but mastery is a farce. Their hubris is their weakness. Democracy built on solidarity is rising.

It’s my birthday. The best gift I could receive today would be for it to finally happen.

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I have to change a lightbulb in my bathroom, and I realized that I hadn’t changed it since we remodeled and installed the bathroom in the first place…15 years ago. See, not everything about living in the future sucks ass.

How much damage to our country are we going to let him get away with? All of it?

Justice Frankfurter now on fast spin cycle inside his crypt.

Is it really so much to ask that politicians keep it in their pants at least when it comes to employees/staff? I feel like that's not a big ask, but apparently it is.

What's Aaron Rupar going to do after all this is over? I hope he can just retire and let his brain heal.

that the self-identified MAGAs are more against the war than the self-identified non-MAGAs, right? Unless, and hear me out, the online MAGAs are less influential than we think and MAGAs are really heavily evangelical, and evangelicals are very much for the war. 2/x

Queue up the AI Lego video where all of the imams sit around and eat tacos.

Love waiting to see if the President commits a war crime on tonight’s episode of the Trump show.

The variety of German bees before the Industrial Revolution (187, top) vs after the introduction of pesticides (43, bottom), DHM

In 2025, wind and solar generated more EU electricity than fossil fuels for the first time ever, marking what experts described as a “major milestone” in the transition to clean power. 👍 www.euronews.com/2026/04/01/s...

Of course Noem's husband likes to don gigantic honkers. Nothing is less surprising to me. These people wear their sexual repression like a face tattoo.

I think American kids deserve to know the president is an unrepentant racist. badfaithtimes.com/tell-your-ki...

Is Daniel Dale still doing his rapid fire Trump fact check, or was that just a first term thing?

Which idiot senator will they pick to replace Duffy?

I'd start here: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...