GOODNIGHT

This will cost him a lot of money but Mick Foley has principles and is a treasure

Well done Chandler. Enjoy your water and power price rises and brown land over the next decade, Kuna.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Spoiler alert isolationism is shit

I JUST BOUGHT SEVEN TUXEDOS AFTER LAST WEEK'S ADVICE HOW AM I DOING PULL UPS IN THIS SHIT

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?

Still can't stand you but yes ok I'll give you a reluctant lol

If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:

Opinion | The state of Louisiana owes $172 million to three men who coached or will coach the LSU football team. Here's my scolding op-ed about a blue state's investment in a middle school math tutoring program.

Thrown under a bus whilst the leopard eats his face, uh oh petey

How it started / How it’s going

This is much more significant than a naval blockade. It violates a Venezuela's sovereign airspace. A commercial no-fly zone instituted by the US is an invasion and declaration of war.

This seems like the kind of declaration by a U.S. president that should be mentioned *somewhere* on the front page of CNN or the NY Times, but the fact that it isn't (as of right now) tells us so much both about how this president is covered and the credibility of the U.S. government.

In London Town on family business today. Nobody stole my watch. Nobody tried to stab me. Everyone I met was polite. My Tube carriages weren’t graffitied. Great city; great people. Maybe people should stop listening to suburban London doomers posting for X money from degenerate Musk?

There should be a livestream that’s just the pharmaceutical ads that play on American TV so that people in other countries can get a sense of just how broken the country is on that level.

Lol no it isn't

Steak and ale Chicken and mushroom Chicken balti Fuck all y'all with your diabetes syrup frisbees

Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡 @birdyword.bsky.social

evergreen

Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.

This is not a peace plan. It is a proposal that weakens Ukraine and divides America from Europe, preparing the way for a larger war in the future. In the meantime, it benefits unnamed Russian and American investors, at the expense of everyone else. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Is this good? This seems good.

Let this sink in; among his claims are over $182k for *lost retirement benefits* The accused child abuser wants $400k+ (INCLUDING A $182K PENSION!) for *quitting* a job he wasn't even qualified for and "did" for <3 months, during which he was admonished for not keeping schoolbuses in WB maintained.

He is so, so close to calling a woman a bitch and/or using the N word. He's losing the ability to filter and suppress the things he says all the time in private.

He's definitely said that before

Here’s your Epstein Hoax

"while off duty" should not be required here

Firing Kimmel and continuing to provide Jared Leto with a lucrative career, you might say the decision-makers at Disney are fuckin imbeciles but hey who am I to judge

I'd rather pay the half a million than show my face to my mom and dad after spitting in someone's face on live TV and then lying about it, the grotty immature little scrote.

It’s just impossible to be more of a chode than Ricky Gervais

@coreyrforrester.bsky.social I know the bag probably would have pretty good, but you dodged a comedy bullet with these BWW ads, the writing is about as funny as one of Elon's jokes (can tell the shareholders are MAGA). You are better than that my dude.

Remember when the NFL used to have a different cause every week, rather than just eighteen "military propaganda weeks"?

This will be buried by a lot of US press, it is a tough but important read. We are *not* the global good guys. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not an exaggeration.

Yes she is human garbage but yet again it is a woman standing up to dipshit

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

CNN: Trump in Epstein files NBC: Trump in Epstein files ABC: Trump in Epstein files FOX:

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬

British.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

WATCH — @milestaylor.bsky.social : “The average 🇺🇸 family saved $1,600 a year from tax cuts, but spent $4,000 a year on Trump’s price increases — now he's realizing what conservative economists have known for centuries: Tariffs are taxes. And he's having to walk it back.”

I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge. Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots. A thread 🧵 1/8 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh come on

Trump sues Everybody!

“Don’t go dark on me Bob…”❤️✊🏼

Oh god how do I root for both parties to lose