Any candidate who refuses to say whether they supported last year's biggest A2 issue doesn't deserve your vote.

I gave her campaign money the day she announced and it’s been downhill since then.

Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility

Nice

In a list of twenty seven grievances, immigration is seventh. Taxation without representation is seventeenth.

Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.

I think over 80% of people in the twin cities are gonna have the same answer to this one

roses are red frey i cannot stand;

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

This is especially true if a man is built like a threatened anteater. Miller has relatively narrow shoulders and wide hips, which means there's not much shape through the torso.

There is no perfect 250th commemorative ev-

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Israel and Russia are both engaging in genocidal wars of conquest and should be stopped.

You've got to be a real sicko if you don't want Belgium to get knocked out by an African team.

My former employer (Tenement Museum in Manhattan) appropriately held a naturalization service for a bunch of folks, including a current employee. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.

who do these people think the infrastructure has been built by since the beginning of this country. it's immigrants, it's always immigrants, Jesus Christ in heaven

William Henry Harrison-maxxing

Yes, it’s on State Street in Ann Arbor, but I’m gonna just say they didn’t quite think this through.

Josh is one of the very few people who I think grasps the actual extent of the problem we're facing and the approach we need to address it.

This sick fuck lives in NYC, and I just don't understand how anyone can go outside every day and see the children playing and respond with this kind of vitriol, and I simply reject the values of any society or philosophy or ideology that cannot condemn that unreservedly.

the question isn't "do you have faith in the democrats" the question is "do you have faith in the ability of people to work collectively to impose their will on the political system?"

Really wishing I still worked at the Tenement Museum today and I would be given the chance to lead a tour for a guy in a MAGA hat today.

That's right.

John Roberts will have a far more ignominious legacy than Roger Taney, who at least had a weird name and looked fucked up in that 19th century way.

The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃

Trans women are women and gender is a social construction that is not binary, and these self-appointed guardians of people's bodies wearing their wizard robes cannot change that. You will outlive them.

Second apparently this was a close case for this Court. As it stands the decision is 6-3. In 1898 the Court’s decision protecting birthright citizenship, Won Kim Ark v. U.S., was 6-2. That means this SCOTUS is either on par w/or to the right of the 1898 Court - the same SCOTUS that decided Plessy!

Oh no… oh well

Supreme Court rules Führerprinzip is real but does not apply to brokerage accounts

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

Election Day 2000 was my eighteenth birthday. Literally my entire adult life has been the John Roberts Constitutional Crisis (he worked for Bush’s team in Florida)

SCOTUS waiting until the last possible moment to release their birthright opinion as some kind of exercise in drama is extremely annoying. underrated reform is just to mandate a day when they release all of the opinions.

atomic gigathermonuclear bomb

I want to know how the Post would smear a fellow Macalester grad who achieved high office

Because I’m not leaving the house next week, let alone firing up the grill: Thịt Heo Nướng Xả, lemongrass-marinated porkchops 🇻🇳

In 1902, one Willis Carrier was contracted to control humidity in a lithographic plant in Bushwick, Brooklyn because the ink was running in the summer. The upside was that it also cooled the space. Modern electrical air conditioning was born and there’s no historic marker. 🫡

Marinated some pork collar steaks in fish sauce, lemongrass, shallot, garlic, white pepper, sugar, and oil overnight and got ‘em going low and slow on the smoker. 🇻🇳

I’m not with him on the sandwich (pastrami, mustard, gtfo with the thousand island dressing) but his soda opinion is correct

I have the highest regard for Mel Brooks. But Thousand Island dressing? That shakes my confidence in him. (That sandwich is otherwise very good, I hasten to add). I'm totally with him on Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray tonic though. It's an indictment of our fair land that Cel-Ray is not our national drink tbh.

I have both a Gibson mandolin and mandola, both from 1918, three years older than my house.

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take ME: Sauce au poivre should have ketchup’s footprint. At least mustard’s SUBWAYTAKES GUY: Hundr—hundred percent agree…Wow. This is the rightest anyone has ever been. We can end the show

kinda crazy how "Astral Weeks" is the Song of the Summer

A month on and I reiterate

I was glad to share my thoughts on housing for the Neighbors for More Neighbors questionnaire. Our current policies must evolve to ensure everyone has access to safe, secure, and dignified homes. I believe in an Ann Arbor that leaves no one behind. Read more.

Dumb quiz but fuck yeah hopeful DSA YIMBY (would that Ann Arbor were so lucky)

Christ I just got back from Britain and need to renew my passport. I don’t want to go abroad with this shit.

I have a hard rule against arguing on the internet so this is not an invitation for arguments but rather a warning and indeed a sacred oath: If you are against air conditioning you are my mortal nemesis and I will pursue a blood feud against you and your kin until your line is extinguished

For posterity

meaning no disrespect to op i had to check and make sure this was real and it is, the rhizome man truly wrote this in the three ecologies

lmao this rules there is no bottom