One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

iconic photograph of Paul Newman at his home in Connecticut, taken by Eva Sereny c. 1981

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

gotta go my rides here

Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...

Defeatism? We don’t know her. Our community support-based campaign model demonstrates a new model for politics and engaged a record number of young voters. Now we’re not just going to keep doing that work. We’re helping campaigns across the country do the same.

Thanks Israeli media for telling the Iranians the pilot is still alive and on the ground in Iran.

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

It turns out that breaching the wall between church and state means that some branches of Christianity are officially elevated over others. Who could have known? When in the last 500 years could such a lesson possibly have been learned?

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Ok my bad, I was the one who said that even if Trump tried he'd never be able to top Bush picking former International Arabian Horse Association executive Michael Brown to run FEMA, this one's on me.

I think about this description of Steve Bannon a lot.

There's funnier tweets out there but the perfect buildup to the last minute ridiculous swerve into complete pointlessness is so perfectly my sense of humor that it's nearly supplanted the actual lyrics to this song in my head

Or, to put it more bluntly: "Rich people could pay less in taxes if only women would do more unpaid labor at home."

/2 Anyway Judge Milliron REALLY doesn’t like being questioned or criticized so you should ABSOLUTELY NOT email him

the CIA posts stuff like this so you can feel like you're part of the ruling class by purchasing a pair of $150 loafers off eBay instead of asking for affordable housing, free healthcare, and better working conditions

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Looking for a little less machine learning and a little more human learning

This is so pure and good

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

It’s not a joke. It’s a clear and frequently reinforced signal to the armed services that if you break regulations or laws you will be exonerated as long as your actions show fealty to Trump/MAGA.

Bad-faith assholes have no right not to be called out as bad faith assholes. If you don’t want to be screenshot and called out, don’t be a bad-faith asshole.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Cadbury to be hatched? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

CBC announcing this like Monster Hunter patch notes

CSS is DOOMed! I've build DOOM in CSS and every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms. cssdoom.wtf Try it out! But... not every browser can handle it. This is taking the browser to its limit. Chrome has some issues. Safari too. Bugs will be filed.

We all know this is fascism.

Minor incidents (outages or service degradations) are extremely common at all tech companies, even the ones with the highest reputation for reliability

Found the most bluesky board game possible.

#nokings #staunton

Good God Marathon is awesome

Could use some work.

probably not interesting to anyone besides me and the guy who asked me about it, but I finally put together a little list of 4k/blu-ray releases that I've contributed essays to (plus 2 whole commentary tracks)

Polymarket is a national security threat to everyone 🎁 link Israel Air Force Officer Charged With Leaking Iran Strike Date for Polymarket Bets, Court Reveals - Israel Security www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani https://theonion.com/cpac-to-feature-exhibit-where-visitors-can-toss-raw-chi-1850179621/

I love pigeons and I don’t care what you say they are awesome

The union has come to me with a list if demands