I’m so hormonal holy fuck

are you taking the piss. did you grab the piss. have you removed the piss from its secure location. are you walking out with the piss discretely. will you be delivering the piss to its intended destination

there’s no way this guy doesn’t know that he sounds like Kermit the fucking frog

[Werner Herzog] I see no triumph in Cheez-It Extra Toasty, no euphoria nor pleasure. I see only a cheap imitation, a failed attempt to bottle the magic of an authentically overcooked Cheez-It. The Extra Toasty has not honored its inspiration; it is only a perverse caricature, devoid of life

Bouncing on it in a knowledgeable way @chowdzz.tgirl.gay

look at all the rope I make em blast

Don’t make me get my tired lesbians to deal with you

Me smoking non-stop loud: “Why am I always so tired??”

For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.

I really wanna beat on people again (impact play) but I feel weird bringing it up sometimes, perhaps for fear of how it may come off. Not like I’m not open about, but maybe coming off like I need it isn’t appealing, or the risk of a scene being accepted to placate me. Thinking too hard maybe.

My house is now known as Doll HQ

hotdosing Manor Lords aka “Fag Simulator”

I love how working out does not make me feel more physically inclined at all and fails to stoke my appetite to help with calorie intake :|

Shawty had that 1950’s autism

I tell ya, I get no respect! I’m in my easy chair reading a book about the fae, so I ask my wife, hey sweetheart, which court would you want us to be in? Seelie or Unseelie? She says honey, the only court I wanna be in with you is divorce court!!

This is like when you wanna be cool but you just not cool at all

If you had told me in my male youth that I would grow up to have the most bomb pussy of all time I would have 100% believed you

One last (magnificent) attempt by the Easter lily cactus before the first frost this weekend. 🌱🪴

Hello Darkchylde, my old friend. Art by Diver Shin aka Novah2 on IG #xmen

DONT LIKE ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m not gonna take that kind of lip from someone who listens to dubstep

Demon princess booboo

I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

It can only be Gromit.

WALK FAST LOOK MAD , TRUST ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

Short form content demons stuck in my brain

lmao @chowdzz.tgirl.gay

There seem to be an influx of Egyptian themed catgirls on the internet lately, so here is Pepe from a while ago!

Keep living, keep breathing, do things that bring you joy. They want you to feel despair, and we must be above that. Exist defiantly.

I am sensitive and beautiful.

me and my beat up pussy

THE ONLY "SYMMETTRY" I NEED IS MY 2 DAMB ASS CHEEKS - dashare.zone ADMIN

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FUCK ALL STORE'S!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

It’s Sunday someone come fuck me

:3

observe my holy wings, Compliments of the specialist: @vivivivisection.vvn.dev

RIP

assorted dicksuckers

sharing my robot girlfriend, call that port forwarding

oh fuck its 9/11 i need to do shots for breakfast

the land

What trump is doing to control the 2026 elections: -Nationalizing Ballot Rules via Executive Order -Gerrymandering -Election cybersecurity has been defunded -DOJ's voting rights division had its leadership removed -Investigations into platforms like ActBlue Lower courts are our only hope. #Resist

Lesbians are possibly our greatest asset