YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Bowing to public pressure, Cracker Barrel has moved quickly to upgrade their new logo. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

The LA rioters are out of hand. I've been watching social media and Fox News and I'm telling you they've burned that same Waymo taxi like 50 times now.

It's always fascinating to me, the moral flexibility of moral absolutists. I mean, this guy could lick his own asshole.

Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement. Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime. /1

This is now canon 🤖

I write, sometimes. Here's a thing. athenah2so4.substack.com/p/love-grief...

Remember: Gaines tied for 5th with a trans woman but turned it into a MAGA meal ticket for life.

Jewish student on Mohsen Mahdawi:

Still true,with some detail changes. youtu.be/LJ25-U3jNWM?...

Something this past election and, well life, has taught me? Americans will get REAL FUCKING WEIRD about anything a Black woman does to excuse their ingrained weirdness about Black women.

[traffic stop] Cop: You're going too fast Me: sorry officer Cop: Slow down Me: will do Cop: Stop rushing Me: gotcha Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready Me: wait what

Definitely read the entire thread. bsky.app/profile/chan...

in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!

JESUS RUBBERNECKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED INTO OLD PUDDING

Coming 10/10:25! Elvira’s Cookbook from Hell! 🔥 Preorder now at www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/cassa...

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

Cory Booker is getting emotional talking about the sacrifices Americans have made for their country, including his colleague Tammy Duckworth. And he's still going strong!

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

Elbows up, Canada.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those who can remember the past are like, what the hell, man?

I'm sharing this here, because I would want someone to share for me if I were in need ❤️‍ gofund.me/8bdea502

📌Sent with thanks to @npr.org for their LONG fact-check on most of Traitor Trump's endless lies last night ...

2/2: If ever you have loved a trans person, please read and share this post that puts the lie to the myth of trans butchery and mutilation. Our beauty may be obscene, but our obscenity is truth. pervertjustice.substack.com/p/trans-butc...

when the edible hits

In case you missed it... Elvira plastered "ELON SUX" across her Tesla and then donated it to NPR. #SundayMorning #TeslaTakedown #ElonMusk

“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

And now consider that Trump knows the press thinks like this. Understands that the more he pushes on them, the more they think that backing down is strategic. Think about how that might incentivize him. And consider how maybe the media not only aren’t being strategic but also enabling fascism.

I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity? it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual. it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?

Sigh. open.substack.com/pub/athenah2...

FINE: TL;DR 🦑🧪🌎 Plastic pollution is a problem. People should use less plastic when they can Straws became a culture-war flashpoint and are not the biggest source of plastic pollution. Everyone talks about this, especially solutions, wrong. Some people absolutely need plastic straws. More: 🧵

#cisviolence Source: montanafreepress.org/2025/02/04/m...

This fucking administration, I swear... www.wonkette.com/p/trump-very...

pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song

I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and- Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...

If you're a Forest Service employee who got an email telling you to delete all references to climate change on agency websites...I'd love a copy of that message. You can reach me 509-953-7883 on Signal for secure communication.

I was interviewed by @msjpauly.bsky.social for @motherjones.com regarding that awful gamete size "sex" executive order. A bit of an explainer here of why the science is so bad, and why that's dangerous:

The OSF is available for preservation of datasets that need saving. osf.io Contact [email protected] if you need assistance

we're really in uncharted waters if republicans are now trying to raise the age of consent instead of lower it

Today marks three months since my beloved Sergei's body gave out. I hate that I can't touch him the way I used to. I hate the way life is now. I just want the life we dreamed and planned together.

Please do not send your multivolume Sonic the Hedgehog mpreg fic to this email

this is the energy we have to bring into the next four years

You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017