Controversial, but if I was one of the Poison Clan’s five deadliest martial artists who had mastered a signature animal-based style AND I was separately a rich friend of the magistrate, I wouldn’t need to murder an old man and his family to steal his treasure, but that’s me lacking grindset, I guess

ngl "Every accusation is a confession" has served me very well as a personal axiom. i have avoided any number of embarrassing crashouts by first asking myself if I'm projecting, or otherwise externalizing unhappiness with myself onto others

I GOT MY DADDY'S TEMPER AND MY MOMMA'S DREADFUL CROWN OF LIVING FLAME

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gender stereotypes are largely fictional and imposed by binarist and sexist societies and can overwhelmingly be ignored. the one about men loving to dig holes is real though that ones true

antal endfield is the only valid autistic rep in media ever, possibly

www.sentaifilmworks.com/collections/... !!! notable: all of Hidasketch for 8$; Akiba Maid War 25$; 10$ Eizouken; 15$ O Maidens In Your Savage Season. Kakegurui! Executioner's Virgin Road! Machikado Mazoku! Kyoani! An anime bluray is a statement piece, for showing off to girls who you invite over.

wooooahhh hyenas #arknights

wang as an IS6 boss: the fights have weiqi-inspired rules, the concept of capturing territory, he plays pieces in response to your deployments wang as a unit: Blow Em All The Fuck Up

rip whoever wrote this banger because all I can find is a screenshot with the post info cut off

"john connor" is actually a good archetype to add to a teen comedic ensemble. dirtbag hacker who knows too much about explosvies with an insane hardcore prepper mom

They were called the sea peoples because when you sea peoples cresting over the horizon you know peoples are about to sack your city

Ripe bears season

YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN SAVE THIS MEAL... LAOGANMA CHILI OIL...!

like "oh we had loitering laws and enforcement back then too". yeah we did. it is *much worse* now. "our programs and activities were getting cut too". yeah, they were. they *didn't stop after we graduated.*

pianta defense lawyer: nowwwwww your honor, i'm just a simpleeeee. guy. pianta defense lawyer: but i believe it is inherent in all of us the thirst for punishment mario: pianta judge: yes, yes, we all feel it, the thirst, even hunger pianta defense lawyer: soooo my client should. go to jail

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Chen Qianyu voice: ancient sword stealies :)

it's dark wind tuesday

some folks are doing guns-as-magic-wands but lemme set you all onto something special: fantasy gunkata

most dogs do actually learn self-destruct as a move but don't use it because they're eager to please their people and know that exploding would upset them

Me, the world's biggest hater, seeing the two great tribes of transfem sci-fi kinkposting trading barbs like

The perfect example of how good Israel has had it for seven decades is that its version of the state backed KKK can hold an American member of Congress at gunpoint with guns made by Americans and that Congressman will still go home and say they don't want to be too mean to Israel.

Hey, uh, I’ve only got about £200 until the 27th, I’m already like £2k in credit card debt bc benefits aren’t really enough to survive on when disabled and I’m dealing with chronic illness exacerbations that make it very difficult to cook. Basically, I need money for food. ko-fi.com/ligaratus

no better meal than Rice With Some Bullshit

almost every single fantasy setting, going by the other available technology, should have guns it is legit irresponsible that they don't, and it creates a false impression of how early guns became widespread

the weird thing about "the big club" is that it's so obviously unidirectional and not just in keyfabe. they tried to get Pelosi killed and then celebrated it. leaked messages showed them conspiring to deliberately attempt to give COVID to democrats. what the fuck are democrats thinking

“hey did you know you have notifications for this app disabled?” yes please go back to shutting up

I've got to at least make you waste a bomb before the mistress gets mad at me...

The Tower

START USING CONQUERING GOD-EMPRESS LANGUAGE: INSTEAD OF "I cleaned my apartment" SAY "I CLEANSED MY FORTRESS OF WEAKNESS AND IMPURITY" INSTEAD OF "My feet hurt from standing all day" SAY "WHY AREN'T YOU MASSAGING MY FEET" INSTEAD OF "I had pasta tonight" SAY "I INDULGED IN THE BOUNTY OF THE FIELDS"

you gotta be at least a little chuunibyo to make it these days

anytime i'm reminded of that she-ra reboot it's that the horse, upon gaining the ability for speech, immediately went 'you have nothing to lose but your chains'. the three main ideologies of she-ra: benevolent matriarchy, fascism, and marxist-horseism

you know, the defined emptiness peeler? that thing.

[forgetting the word 'box cutter'] do you have the, uh, the knife that destroys the delineations of bounded space?

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be burger… to run away in fear through the trees, chest heaving with panic” like no burger sits there you’re something else

Hell yeah, got these out of my head and into the real world (font is by @yutaone.bsky.social)

I see her everywhere

EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT "When I was about ten or so, I swallowed seventeen packets of sea monkeys, all at once. It turned out my immune system was missing an antibody or two, and I had an undiagnosed fistula, so the pleura between my organs turned into a... www.greaterrealityarea.net/experimental...

now i like a/b/o fic more than the next gal but i do feel like many writers thereof are pathetic cowards in overt denial abt the erohorror aspects of the trope. Like, creepy biology-as-destiny and True Love stuff is all that separates some a/o "happy endings" from being Bad Ends

most unsurprising yet correct analysis of 2k26 appears to be "Gina enjoys a burgergirl from time to time"

The eye is an instrument of sight; the brain, perception. Ironically, although in humans the partway-digested informational chyme runs from one to the other via a string, in dolls it is more typical for the eye to be untethered; perception is achieved via embedding an orb, cousin to scrying spheres,

You go to the doctor and ritually grovel, & if they don't feel like it they not only don't do their job, they can write things in your notes which directly, if deniably, mean "hey, future doctors: no medicine ever for this one" If you hate cops but not doctors, your analysis needs work

this is unrealistic because Gina (me) would not hesitate to choke out a robot girl

do modern clown girlies still respect classic jester coded materials, do they still caper to the calliope solo in King Crimson's "In The Court Of The Crimson King"?

JJJ being a "woke on every issue but one" guy is my favorite characterization of him

the important thing about Kreia is that she understands the important moral that you should take away from KOTOR 2 which is that star wars is bad and if you like it, you're a bad person

one thing I have noticed in my experience running long RPG campaigns is that most players are pretty uneasy being Extremely Powerful. like "D&D as power fantasy" is a common through-line, but I've found that once they hit a certain threshold things change very sharply and you enter new territory